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anyone ski cypress

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Mattman
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this year is anyone going to ski at cypress?

I'm going

who else
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Sep 21 2003 4:04AM
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Jeff_Thomas
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Cypres heh
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Sep 21 2003 5:00AM
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cj
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haahha

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fuck shit ass cunt

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Sep 21 2003 7:47AM
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Mattman
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? I don't get it
i'M THE KING OF CRAP

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Sep 24 2003 2:47AM
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Mattman
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what is it
i'M THE KING OF CRAP

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Sep 24 2003 2:47AM
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Jeff_Thomas
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cypress....hey if you see a jolly fat guy running the part...say Jeff Thomas says he misses him
ahah
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Sep 24 2003 3:00AM
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smitt
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who skis cypress you have to were a helmet in the park im not saying helmets are gay i just think it should be your desition
Sep 24 2003 4:54AM
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Jeff_Thomas
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well then dont fall get hurt...and sue people
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Sep 24 2003 5:06AM
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Jib_This
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Come to Seymour instead. It's the ghettoest mountain experience you'll ever have. It might even be off the heezy fo sheezy, but I'm not sure what that means.



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Sep 24 2003 10:40PM
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360spins
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Hey smitt - give a choice between wearing a helmet in the park and not haveing a park at all, which one do you pick?
Sep 25 2003 4:52AM
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kristen
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honestly i don't see the prob with wearing a helmet. the reason that they have all those rules and crap is cause of ppl who didn't know they should have worn a helmet and sued. Stupid heads.

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Sep 25 2003 5:53AM
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smitt
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i were a helmet im just saying that it should be your choice
Sep 27 2003 6:58AM
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Mattman
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right
-Matt

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Sep 28 2003 2:23AM
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J.D.
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I ski cypress. I already have a season pass. I don't ski Grouse cause I've never liked the snow there; something about the face of the mountain. I hardly ski seymour anymore cause all the ski school kids run ur skis over in the life lines. Cypress has good runs and the Eagle chair is never crowded. Hope the park is better this yr., it was sweet a couple years back. I wear a helmet anyways so i don't care about that. 400$ for an unlimited season pass works 4 me :P
Oct 29 2003 2:50PM
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stratdax
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I live two minutes away from Grouse, yet I still ski cypress. It's just an overall better mountain.
Oct 30 2003 7:05PM
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mckeeman
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some little punk fuct himself up in the blackcomb park and sued the mountain as stupid as it sounds...so now everyone has to wear a helmet in the park...its just the way it is...so thank him




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Oct 30 2003 7:18PM
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k8ie
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Just curious but...
you really don't ski a mtn because kids run your skis over in the lift line?

I bet your top sheets are pretttttttttty...
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Oct 30 2003 7:35PM
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Mattman
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mckeeman: umm. last year didn't they say that you had to wear helments and the year before that.

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Oct 30 2003 7:56PM
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skiseemore
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i ski seymour rep what what come front on it fuck grouse even more so fuck cypress come front on seymo
Oct 30 2003 8:45PM
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J.D.
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K8ie: I'm serious. Last time I went there they totally fucked up the tops of my skis. They try to push the line up really tight cause they think it'll go faster or something. And it's not just that, really, the ski schools are all over the place. I don't have anything against them if they stay out of the way, but it's annoying. STICK TO THE GREEN RUNS. Also, Cypress has more/better runs than Seymour, and the chairs are faster. Sure, the park has sucked recently, but i can remember when it was good and I hope they get a good 1 going this year.
By the way my topsheets are in pretty good shape. I can't remember having ppl run them over ever at Cypress or Whistler.
Oct 31 2003 10:49AM
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skiseemore
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who fuckin cares that it has a nice steep pitched run jeezus fuckin christ seymour has primo backcountry fuckin cypress haha you gotta b a local at seymour and they dont make ya wait in those dumb lift lines
Oct 31 2003 12:08PM
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Lebbo
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Got a question for you locals. I think I can hook up a job as a lifty (yeah don't laugh) at Cypress before I leave for Canada. Just wondering whether its worth taking that now or whether I should chance my luck over at Whistler when I arrive.

When does Cypress actually open, I saw on tehir webpage something about December?
Nov 11 2003 7:00AM
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J.D.
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Cypress never has a clue when they're opening. Early December sounds about right. And it depends where you're living. If you take a job at whistler and are living in vancouver, the Sea to Sky would be a bitch of a commute. Cypress and the other locals are easily accessible. But hey, Whistler IS better.
Nov 12 2003 3:02PM
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bikeskier
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i used to ski cypress but now i ski grouse because the pass is cheaper

Nov 14 2003 1:10AM
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g-man
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Grouse = most money
Most money = best equipment
best equipment = most fun
most fun = Grouse

for the vancity locals at least
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