Talking about being core isn’t core

LoopholeJust saying. Real skiers don’t talk about being core… they talk about stomping hard tricks, shagging moms in the bar, and most importantly—they… hold on, everyone. I’m clearly having another downsyndrome fit. Just one second.


hdbzjeje


hee hee hoo hoo




hehe hehe

jchsjs

gorilla ballsacks

eheath has a Harry Potter looking ass (whatever that means)


Shawn White beat my ass at summer camp and now I have random aneurysms


jsbdhejshhdhwjdhehzushwvsgAhhwvdIoqndodHSHZIWJDHXUSJSBXBDBDJZHDHSUD… and we’re back! Thanks for staying tuned, everyone!

What was I talking about? Oh—right…
Only gapers talk about being core. If you‘re talking about being core in the Jewschoolers forums, I know for a fact you’re a fucking gaper and your mom bought all of your outerwear for you. You also definitely have a babe of a sister who’s in need of a visit from me while you sit alone in your room at your gaming computer setup posting bullshit on Newschoolers about being core.

Shut up, already. We know you suck.

Signed,

People who are actually “core”

**This thread was edited on Feb 3rd 2025 at 1:15:39pm

LoopholeCan a mod delete this thread? I typed it as a joke but idiots are going to take it seriously.

I also need a new pair of pants

**This post was edited on Feb 3rd 2025 at 6:50:19pm

LiamsasdThought of getting your mom to buy you a pair? fuckin gaper

LoopholeHere’s idiot number 1, everyone. Fasten your seatbelts, they’re gonna start rolling in!

LoopholeJust saying. Real skiers don’t talk about being core… they talk about stomping hard tricks, shagging moms in the bar, and most importantly—they… hold on, everyone. I’m clearly having another downsyndrome fit. Just one second.


hdbzjeje


hee hee hoo hoo




hehe hehe

jchsjs

gorilla ballsacks

eheath has a Harry Potter looking ass (whatever that means)


Shawn White beat my ass at summer camp and now I have random aneurysms


jsbdhejshhdhwjdhehzushwvsgAhhwvdIoqndodHSHZIWJDHXUSJSBXBDBDJZHDHSUD… and we’re back! Thanks for staying tuned, everyone!

What was I talking about? Oh—right…
Only gapers talk about being core. If you‘re talking about being core in the Jewschoolers forums, I know for a fact you’re a fucking gaper and your mom bought all of your outerwear for you. You also definitely have a babe of a sister who’s in need of a visit from me while you sit alone in your room at your gaming computer setup posting bullshit on Newschoolers about being core.

Shut up, already. We know you suck.

Signed,

People who are actually “core”

**This thread was edited on Feb 3rd 2025 at 1:15:39pm

LoopholeJust thought I’d add that if you talk about being “core,” you most certainly smoke cigarettes and wear rings because you think it’s edgy.

je_t.aime_canardi rip cigarettes because it means i'll have less years of having to pay tax