THE EPIDEMIC OF SWAG

BiffbarfYou never had to earn anything you were just self conscious about your skill level.

Farmville420Max Hill had swag tho I'm confused

BiffbarfPeople want the lifestyle not the skill.

bennwithtwonsIn 2003, we all wanted to look like tanner hall, so we wore baggy clothes and had bandanas hanging off our belts. We sagged our goggles down onto our noses in an irresponsible fashion. We got high and drove to Wendy’s to eat 5 JBCs. We couldn’t do backflips or 7s. We might have looked (and acted) ridiculous but we were feeling great and having fun. That’s good enough for me.

CeleryI don't know if I've officially become an old head now that I am 20 years of age but there is a problem with todays youth. There is an epidemic of swag present in the park skiing community.

The Problem
Every 12 year old is decked out in giant swaggy pants from harault or an instagram brand, fitted jacket, white oakleys over a black helmet and the current years ARVs with pivot 2.0s.

I remember when I was 12 or 13 years old and starting to get into park skiing I had zero swag and would continue to for years (I might still not have any) But I always thought you had to earn swag. Back in my day if you had true swag you had to be a true shredder.

Instagram reels has made swag far too accessible. These children are able to doomscroll away their summer days until they stumble upon Clover pants and durham jones then go and force their unloving wallets of parents to purchase them this awesome trendy gear. Come ski season they show up to the hill just to stand in the way and hit they vape (I need it mom you don't understand how hard 8th grade it) and generally give a bad name to the park skiing community.

The Solution
I am now embarrassed to wear baggy pants or anything closely resembling a giro ledge, so what can you do as core skier to combat this wackness? I present to you the return to max hill in 2011

Fuck swag I want to be free from my mortal confines

bennwithtwonsIn 2003, we all wanted to look like tanner hall, so we wore baggy clothes and had bandanas hanging off our belts. We sagged our goggles down onto our noses in an irresponsible fashion. We got high and drove to Wendy’s to eat 5 JBCs. We couldn’t do backflips or 7s. We might have looked (and acted) ridiculous but we were feeling great and having fun. That’s good enough for me.

CeleryWe need to return

bennwithtwonsIn 2003, we all wanted to look like tanner hall, so we wore baggy clothes and had bandanas hanging off our belts. We sagged our goggles down onto our noses in an irresponsible fashion. We got high and drove to Wendy’s to eat 5 JBCs. We couldn’t do backflips or 7s. We might have looked (and acted) ridiculous but we were feeling great and having fun. That’s good enough for me.

CeleryI don't know if I've officially become an old head now that I am 20 years of age but there is a problem with todays youth. There is an epidemic of swag present in the park skiing community.

The Problem
Every 12 year old is decked out in giant swaggy pants from harault or an instagram brand, fitted jacket, white oakleys over a black helmet and the current years ARVs with pivot 2.0s.

I remember when I was 12 or 13 years old and starting to get into park skiing I had zero swag and would continue to for years (I might still not have any) But I always thought you had to earn swag. Back in my day if you had true swag you had to be a true shredder.

Instagram reels has made swag far too accessible. These children are able to doomscroll away their summer days until they stumble upon Clover pants and durham jones then go and force their unloving wallets of parents to purchase them this awesome trendy gear. Come ski season they show up to the hill just to stand in the way and hit they vape (I need it mom you don't understand how hard 8th grade it) and generally give a bad name to the park skiing community.

The Solution
I am now embarrassed to wear baggy pants or anything closely resembling a giro ledge, so what can you do as core skier to combat this wackness? I present to you the return to max hill in 2011

Fuck swag I want to be free from my mortal confines

CeleryBut I always thought you had to earn swag. Back in my day if you had true swag you had to be a true shredder.

CeleryI don't know if I've officially become an old head now that I am 20 years of age but there is a problem with todays youth. There is an epidemic of swag present in the park skiing community.

The Problem
Every 12 year old is decked out in giant swaggy pants from harault or an instagram brand, fitted jacket, white oakleys over a black helmet and the current years ARVs with pivot 2.0s.

I remember when I was 12 or 13 years old and starting to get into park skiing I had zero swag and would continue to for years (I might still not have any) But I always thought you had to earn swag. Back in my day if you had true swag you had to be a true shredder.

Instagram reels has made swag far too accessible. These children are able to doomscroll away their summer days until they stumble upon Clover pants and durham jones then go and force their unloving wallets of parents to purchase them this awesome trendy gear. Come ski season they show up to the hill just to stand in the way and hit they vape (I need it mom you don't understand how hard 8th grade it) and generally give a bad name to the park skiing community.

The Solution
I am now embarrassed to wear baggy pants or anything closely resembling a giro ledge, so what can you do as core skier to combat this wackness? I present to you the return to max hill in 2011

Fuck swag I want to be free from my mortal confines

ZenyattaKickYou could’ve spelt Harlaut right tho big dawg

ryan.steckleyWear whatever you want but when it comes to clover I don't get the hype. If you are gonna support a brand and drop over $150 on some cinched ankle pants they should at least be giving back to the community. All the new brands hosting jams and donating products deserve the popularity.

SendyMcSendyfaceIf you don’t wear carhartt coveralls at the hill you’re not core

Poikenzthe problem
you are a 20 year old dude who cares about what a bunch of little kids do/ wear in a terrain park.

ryan.steckleyWear whatever you want but when it comes to clover I don't get the hype. If you are gonna support a brand and drop over $150 on some cinched ankle pants they should at least be giving back to the community. All the new brands hosting jams and donating products deserve the popularity.

Don_Kedic“Oldhead” but cant even drink a beer yet lol. This thread is a circus

Farmville420Still confused but to your other point, they kit does not make the skier, the skier makes the kit. Wearing clothes does not grant you swag, all the boomers on this site saying "go back to 4xl tall tees and sagging your pants to your knees" don't realize that it won't fix the "problem" they have with skiing. If you really got it like that you can wear whatever the fuck u want, ppl always claim that wearing jerseys is corny but those people were quiet as fuck when scrappy was repping his blazers jersey in every clip, or Meeks repping a ravens jersey. Literally no kit is better than another its all in the wizard and sick of Durham Jones catching strays cuz people wanna imitate his swag

pratthenrik harlaut and the ig dropshipping wave have made baggy trackpants way more accessible than the auburn goodwill

hi_vis360Carhartt is for streetwear coffee shop bros now

CeleryI don't know if I've officially become an old head now that I am 20 years of age but there is a problem with todays youth. There is an epidemic of swag present in the park skiing community.

The Problem
Every 12 year old is decked out in giant swaggy pants from harault or an instagram brand, fitted jacket, white oakleys over a black helmet and the current years ARVs with pivot 2.0s.

I remember when I was 12 or 13 years old and starting to get into park skiing I had zero swag and would continue to for years (I might still not have any) But I always thought you had to earn swag. Back in my day if you had true swag you had to be a true shredder.

Instagram reels has made swag far too accessible. These children are able to doomscroll away their summer days until they stumble upon Clover pants and durham jones then go and force their unloving wallets of parents to purchase them this awesome trendy gear. Come ski season they show up to the hill just to stand in the way and hit they vape (I need it mom you don't understand how hard 8th grade it) and generally give a bad name to the park skiing community.

The Solution
I am now embarrassed to wear baggy pants or anything closely resembling a giro ledge, so what can you do as core skier to combat this wackness? I present to you the return to max hill in 2011

Fuck swag I want to be free from my mortal confines

skicelI don't care what the style is and I don't really care if you like Harlaut gear and can barely slide a box. As I've gotten older I really couldn't care less about gatekeeping. There's tons of money in the sport now. The only real negative side is mindless consumerism

skicelI don't care what the style is and I don't really care if you like Harlaut gear and can barely slide a box. As I've gotten older I really couldn't care less about gatekeeping. There's tons of money in the sport now. The only real negative side is mindless consumerism

bennwithtwonsSpotted these guys at the hill today. They let me snap a shot for the collective Newschoolers pleasure

SmokedGoudaNow I see tourists on rental skis with harlaut pants. Sooo weird.