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How to afterbang and what are the side effects?

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Big_Chilla_J
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Now I heard with after bang comes mad hoes and mad respect. But I tried it once and all I got was back pain. Am I doing it wrong, or is there a more economical and operationally efficient way to land while still looking cool?
Jul 18 2024 2:15PM
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Big_Chilla_J
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Here’s a video of my friend brig trying to master the bang. He’s missing something but I’m not sure. Should we quit trying to learn how to land with after bang and just learn how to land holding?
Jul 18 2024 2:19PM
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Big_Chilla_J
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Big_Chilla_JHere’s a video of my friend brig trying to master the bang. He’s missing something but I’m not sure. Should we quit trying to learn how to land with after bang and just learn how to land holding?



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1094951/IMG-6077-mov
Jul 18 2024 2:20PM
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deac
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you need the suspension bindings
Jul 18 2024 3:10PM
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Big_Chilla_J
Posts: 8 - Karma: 77
deacyou need the suspension bindings


Maybe if I get baggy enough pants they will cover up the suspension mechanism and nobody will be able to tell🤷‍♂️
Jul 18 2024 3:19PM
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muffMan.
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Yah can’t force the bang, the bang comes from within.
Jul 18 2024 6:54PM
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Big_Chilla_J
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muffMan.Yah can’t force the bang, the bang comes from within.


So your telling me it’s non consensual?
Jul 18 2024 7:16PM
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partyandBS
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/365469/Definitive-Guide-to-Afterbang

you’ll be bangin in no time
Jul 18 2024 7:26PM
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SurfinCow
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YEfXvXxwCaU&pp=ygUWdG9tIHdhbGxpc2NoIGFmdGVyYmFuZw%3D%3D

the real tutorial

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2024 at 8:46:32pm
Jul 18 2024 8:45PM
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partyandBS
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SurfinCowhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YEfXvXxwCaU&pp=ygUWdG9tIHdhbGxpc2NoIGFmdGVyYmFuZw%3D%3D

the real tutorial

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2024 at 8:46:32pm


i was looking for that video! for some reason i thought it was a chug video but now that i see this i remember heavy head was in chuglife
Jul 18 2024 8:56PM
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rojo.grande
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Afterbang results in a perpetual right eye twitch mostly
Jul 18 2024 9:30PM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 17,543
#1 side effect is the massive quantity of girlfriends you'll be stealin from those lame non-bangers
Jul 19 2024 9:20AM
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theabortionator
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One of my friends used to afterbang in the park every run. I haven't seen him in a few years but last I knew he was living in public parks, feeding pigeons, and occasionally charging toward joggers screaming spells from harry potter.

After bang may look cool, but think of the real cost.
Jul 19 2024 9:55AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Knew a guy who afterbanged a lot but he got picked up by the CIA and Lockheed Martin, never to be heard of again
Jul 19 2024 12:02PM
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FakeKalmar
Posts: 2466 - Karma: 20,520
Gotta make it look natural, we don't want to see fake steez type of shiiit.
Jul 19 2024 1:16PM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1562 - Karma: 4,570
theabortionatorOne of my friends used to afterbang in the park every run. I haven't seen him in a few years but last I knew he was living in public parks, feeding pigeons, and occasionally charging toward joggers screaming spells from harry potter.

After bang may look cool, but think of the real cost.


Xgames presents: The real cost your friend's afterbang: FULL BROADCAST
Jul 19 2024 1:19PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12711 - Karma: 120,171
Main Side effect is large nuts
Jul 19 2024 5:16PM
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Ditlev
Posts: 17 - Karma: 54
friend did a dope afterbang once and then biggie smalls smoked him. miss my friend

**This post was edited on Jul 19th 2024 at 10:45:57pm
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