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Skiing pick up lines

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Senior.Milk
Posts: 11 - Karma: 395
I need some good skiing pick up lines for my hopefully prom date🙏
May 10 2024 5:57PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9515 - Karma: 70,310
I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my donkeydick
May 10 2024 5:58PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6493 - Karma: 75,128
At first I thought it was the altitude getting to me but then i realized it was you
May 10 2024 6:41PM
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0___
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 15,807
Can't slide rails but would love to slide up in you. In a perfect world "lip on b2" would do the trick.
May 10 2024 7:18PM
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Shifty_God
Posts: 105 - Karma: 1,332
Are you a jump cause I’d hit that
May 10 2024 8:45PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 5027 - Karma: 65,084
Are you a transfer rail because I think you broke my tailbone
May 10 2024 9:26PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3809 - Karma: -12,305
are you a look pivot binding because I want you in my ass
May 10 2024 11:01PM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 23,833
Are you a sego bighorn? Because you look like you make the mountain your playground
May 10 2024 11:21PM
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bootspace
Posts: 404 - Karma: 3,374
MichiganCatFartAre you a sego bighorn? Because you look like you make the mountain your playground


call me the sego bighorn because i’d like to make your mountains my playground
May 10 2024 11:46PM
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fabbe
Posts: 889 - Karma: -23
Are You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that
May 11 2024 6:38AM
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corona
Posts: 12828 - Karma: 33,099
fabbeAre You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that


You're allowed to reread what you write before clicking post.
May 11 2024 10:47AM
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fabbe
Posts: 889 - Karma: -23
coronaYou're allowed to reread what you write before clicking post.


i did
May 11 2024 11:35AM
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SuperiorKalmar
Posts: 2060 - Karma: 17,597
fabbeAre You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that


Are you a silly little swede? because I would like to eat your meatballss

**This post was edited on May 11th 2024 at 11:57:53am
May 11 2024 11:56AM
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Somek
Posts: 16 - Karma: 54
Are you harlaut cuz I wanna Griselda flip into that badussy
May 11 2024 1:22PM
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Voyage86
Posts: 988 - Karma: 3,761
saftey 2 on land holding on to my mono ski
May 11 2024 3:32PM
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FreakSchoolers
Posts: 319 - Karma: 1,364
Your like my dins a 10 ( don't use this)
May 11 2024 3:33PM
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fabbe
Posts: 889 - Karma: -23
JalmarKalmarAre you a silly little swede? because I would like to eat your meatballss

**This post was edited on May 11th 2024 at 11:57:53am


I can whistle with my nose
May 11 2024 4:09PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2527 - Karma: 32,244
Are you a pair of Arsenic Anywhere Big Stride Pants™️? Because u make me feel hard
May 11 2024 4:42PM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 409 - Karma: 545
Are youre ass a blunt because i want to grab it
are you a dfd because i can rail you all day long
im sorry for these
May 11 2024 6:23PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3302 - Karma: 32,463
Do you share your ski equipment? I’d love to get in your pants



They say I’ve got an ava-lung because I never come up for air



Do your hands get cold skiing? Because my pants are always warm



I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot



I may not have edges on my skis but I have amazing edge control and here it matters



I’m a fan of double D’s, double black diamonds and grand Tetons



Your kit makes me think that you know how to ski mad well but your slut strands tell me otherwise
May 12 2024 4:36AM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6444 - Karma: 70,119
Are you mens big air? Because you make me dizzy
May 12 2024 5:06AM
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dirtysouth
Posts: 8 - Karma: 126
you're the saffety to my noah, if i get you, i'll never let go.
May 12 2024 12:31PM
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0___
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 15,807
I got a boner reading this.
dwt802Do you share your ski equipment? I’d love to get in your pants



They say I’ve got an ava-lung because I never come up for air



Do your hands get cold skiing? Because my pants are always warm



I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot



I may not have edges on my skis but I have amazing edge control and here it matters



I’m a fan of double D’s, double black diamonds and grand Tetons



Your kit makes me think that you know how to ski mad well but your slut strands tell me otherwise
May 13 2024 4:30PM
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