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Things you did as a child you didnt know were wrong

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arnie_grape
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I used to clip my nails and just let it fall on to the carpet until someone vacuumed it up

I also used to wipe standing up until I saw a sit or stand debate thread on here when i was like 15. I am now a sit wiper. didnt know it was possible.
a year ago
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Jems
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i also used to wipe standing up
a year ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
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In my childhood bedroom there was a little drain cover lookin thing on the floor so I thought it could be an innovative new way to pee at night without having to leave my room. I peed in it once but I realized it smelled like piss so I stopped doing it. I later found out that hole in the floor was not a drain but a hole where you could run wires from the electrical box to upstairs. I am very lucky to have not electrocuted my dick while peeing down a hole in my room when I was like 5. I also sprayed windex down the hole to try to get rid of the piss smell. I was a dumb fucking kid
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Evancantspin
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Yea still most definitely clip my nails wherever and whenever I want. Thats what makes me such a alpha wolf in my pack.
a year ago
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mrwilson612
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I'm 31 and still wipe standing up. Idk how people wipe sitting down, no access.

Anyways, since we're on topic of bathroom stuff. I used to just pee in the corner of the unfinished basement thinking it was pretty much the same as outside.
Jemsi also used to wipe standing up
a year ago
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Vzx
Posts: 624 - Karma: 3,258
arnie_grapeI used to clip my nails and just let it fall on to the carpet until someone vacuumed it up

I also used to wipe standing up until I saw a sit or stand debate thread on here when i was like 15. I am now a sit wiper. didnt know it was possible.


The nail clippings one is so real
a year ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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nail my cousin to the crucifix
a year ago
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r00kie
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Made fort village with the neighbor kids. We called it the Indian village. It didn’t resemble native culture at all. In governance and economy it was more like modern day Russia and I was Putin.


Also stuffed @MichiganCatFart in a sleeping bag and tossed him down the stairs.
a year ago
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skierman
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Sticking the marbles from the Crossfire game up my ass. I didn't realize they'd jam up the gun.
a year ago
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skierman
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Sticking the marbles from the Crossfire game up my ass. I didn't realize they'd jam up the gun.
a year ago
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deac
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skiermanSticking the marbles from the Crossfire game up my ass. I didn't realize they'd jam up the gun.


schizo skierman
a year ago
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arnie_grape
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also a weird thing i did until i was forced to stop by a babysitter was if i had long nails id jam them into electrical sockets till they gave me a lil tingle.
a year ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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put a phone in the microwave
a year ago
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GayWolf420
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Me and this one kid were in 5th grade and were really into WWII stuff. One day we started drawing tanks in art class with the nazi symbol on them and that wasn't good. Oops. We were really into Band of Brothers at the time cuz it was on TV.

In my defense, Tiger Tanks are pretty gnarly.

**This post was edited on May 10th 2024 at 7:22:07pm
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iH8pow
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I remember in like 3rd or 4th grade on the playground I threw the football to a kid and yelled “smear the queer”, not like we did it was a joke. But this substitute teacher or whoever went fucking OFF on me “WHAT IF HE WAS A QUEER, OR HIS SISTER” blah blah I was like lady what the fuck are you going on about, it’s a fucking game
a year ago
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MichiganCatFart
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r00kieMade fort village with the neighbor kids. We called it the Indian village. It didn’t resemble native culture at all. In governance and economy it was more like modern day Russia and I was Putin.


Also stuffed @MichiganCatFart in a sleeping bag and tossed him down the stairs.


Digging holes in the ground and calling it a basement, just to sit in the dirt hole.
a year ago
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ZenyattaKick
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Used to think the toilet was a washing machine and tried flushing my lighting McQeen underwear down it. This happened on numerous occasions.
a year ago
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Slowbro
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I used to open up grates in the ground around my grandparents house in California knowing that they’d be full of cockroaches which I had a phobia of and then proceed to nearly have a panic attack every time
a year ago
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partyandBS
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i once asked my dad to build me a laboratory like in the show dexters lab but i wanted it to be invisible. eventually my dad did build it but i never was able to find it.

one time we went to a restaurant with a big taxidermy buffalo head and i asked where the rest of the buffalo was. my dad told me on the otherside of the wall. after a few minutes when no one was looking i decided to do some investigating and made my way to the kitchen. the chef brought me back and him and my parents started laughing. very inappropriate response when theres a missing buffalo body
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theabortionator
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I was 4 ish. I didn't know what the door handle on maybe sitters car was. Opened it and oh shit door opened. Think i closed it right away cause obviously understood what a door was. Still got my ass beat. Bullshit.
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Rock_Inhabitant
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The referenced post has been removed.


Why is there a link to a Thai porn site which promptly tried to get me to pay them for saving my phone from a “hacker”
a year ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
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Rock_InhabitantWhy is there a link to a Thai porn site which promptly tried to get me to pay them for saving my phone from a “hacker”


AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A RAPE CATEGORY
a year ago
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FakeKalmar
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Rock_InhabitantAND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A RAPE CATEGORY


AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STAY ON THAT SITE???????
a year ago
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jompcock
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Rock_InhabitantIn my childhood bedroom there was a little drain cover lookin thing on the floor so I thought it could be an innovative new way to pee at night without having to leave my room. I peed in it once but I realized it smelled like piss so I stopped doing it. I later found out that hole in the floor was not a drain but a hole where you could run wires from the electrical box to upstairs. I am very lucky to have not electrocuted my dick while peeing down a hole in my room when I was like 5. I also sprayed windex down the hole to try to get rid of the piss smell. I was a dumb fucking kid

Mythbusters tested it, your urethra needs to be like an inch wide and a bladder that holds almost a gallon of urine to make a stream thick enough that current could actually make it back to you.
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Rock_Inhabitant
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jompcockMythbusters tested it, your urethra needs to be like an inch wide and a bladder that holds almost a gallon of urine to make a stream thick enough that current could actually make it back to you.


Doesn’t change the fact I was pissing into a mystery hole leading down to the breakers. I’m lucky I didn’t mess up the power lol
a year ago
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BallClapper
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JalmarKalmarAND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STAY ON THAT SITE???????


Cuz he's a freak.
a year ago
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nmwninjart
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partyandBSone time we went to a restaurant with a big taxidermy buffalo head and i asked where the rest of the buffalo was. my dad told me on the otherside of the wall. after a few minutes when no one was looking i decided to do some investigating

I was laughing so hard at this. My Dad would have said the same thing, and we would have done the same, go looking for the other half. He was a jokester like that.
One year he scared my little sister so bad she started crying. She was about 4 years old. We were having family movie night watching Jurassic Park. She was already pretty scared of the movie. Dad got up quietly from the couch and snuck over to the sliding glass door. When there was a quiet part in the movie, he knocked on the glass door . Scared the crap out of her. Then when she calmed down he tried to convince the both of us he was so old that he hunted the dinosaurs . Haha.
a year ago
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VTshredder69
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Still wipe standing up. Proud of it
a year ago
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Goretex_Vidal
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We borrowed my grandfather's car to go to a science museum; he had handicapped plates so my dad parks out front in a handicap spot and joked "Ok, one of us has to pretend to be a r----- or they'll make us move."

My 9 year old brain did not know he was joking, so I get out of the car, flailing my arms and dragging my left foot behind me and got yelled at.
a year ago
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skierman
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Goretex_Vidalso I get out of the car, flailing my arms and dragging my left foot behind me and got yelled at.


That does sound pretty retarded.
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
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skiermanSticking the marbles from the Crossfire game up my ass. I didn't realize they'd jam up the gun.


bro really thought it was such a hit he should say it twice
a year ago
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ThatSkiierKidd64
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When I was 6 we went to a restaurant and people left here tip money on the table, I went around and collected like 200 not knowing what tipping was. When I showed my parents they lost it and we had to go back and return the cash.
a year ago
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GrapeHunter
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Lot of you weirdos saying that you wipe standing up says a lot about this website and I think its about time I dissociate myself with you freaks
a year ago
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Goretex_Vidal
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When I was five we were at a furniture store around Christmas where I thought the pizzas left on a coffee table in the showroom were for everyone.

Opened five boxes until I found a cheese pizza, grabbed a slice and sat down on the sectional while my parents looked at end tables. Got caught by one of the workers who let me know they were for the store's Christmas party while my little Cartman ass was going back for a second slice.
a year ago
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GrandThings
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When I was at summer camp one year my friends dared me to fit as many hotdogs into my mouth as I could (...pause)

After I started choking on them, I ran over to a trash can and spit them all out.

Turns out that trash can was full of ice with Gatorades/Waters/Sodas and I had to pick out out my chewed up food and it was both extremely gross and extremely embarrassing. Obviously there was still food on the drinks and they made me rinse off all the bottles one by one.
a year ago
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VTshredder69
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GrandThingsWhen I was at summer camp one year my friends dared me to fit as many hotdogs into my mouth as I could (...pause)

After I started choking on them, I ran over to a trash can and spit them all out.

Turns out that trash can was full of ice with Gatorades/Waters/Sodas and I had to pick out out my chewed up food and it was both extremely gross and extremely embarrassing. Obviously there was still food on the drinks and they made me rinse off all the bottles one by one.


explains a lot actually. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
a year ago
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GrandThings
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VTshredder69explains a lot actually. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Lol don't make me kick your ass all over the internet again old man
a year ago
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VTshredder69
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GrandThingsLol don't make me kick your ass all over the internet again old man


:)
a year ago
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GrandThings
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VTshredder69:)


Love you too
a year ago
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Vzx
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GrandThingsWhen I was at summer camp one year my friends dared me to fit as many hotdogs into my mouth as I could (...pause)

After I started choking on them, I ran over to a trash can and spit them all out.

Turns out that trash can was full of ice with Gatorades/Waters/Sodas and I had to pick out out my chewed up food and it was both extremely gross and extremely embarrassing. Obviously there was still food on the drinks and they made me rinse off all the bottles one by one.


That must have sucked how long did it take to clean up.
a year ago
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JmckR
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One of my earliest memories is taking one of my baby brother's brand new wellies off and throwing it into the river right in front of my mum whilst out on a walk with the dogs. Best believe she was not pleased at all. I did a few things like that when I was young, I'm surprised i was never tested for autism
a year ago
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S.Ki
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I got my first RC car as a present when i was 5 or something. Used it outside and it got dirty. I wanted to clean it and dipped it into a fountain, whole car under water.
Needless to say i did not have a RC car anymore but just a clean big plastic car.
After i told my dad he laughed, explained, managed to contact the company he bought it from, explained to them what happened and they sent us an other RC car.
Thats how i learned to keep electricity away from water, haha.
Thanks dad!
a year ago
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PartyBullshiit
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GrapeHunterLot of you weirdos saying that you wipe standing up says a lot about this website and I think its about time I dissociate myself with you freaks

How do you wipe still sitting down? Idk maybe my toilet is usually low but if my hand goes down there while I’m sitting I’m touching water.
a year ago
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Slowbro
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PartyBullshiitHow do you wipe still sitting down? Idk maybe my toilet is usually low but if my hand goes down there while I’m sitting I’m touching water.

You got a low-hanging ass
a year ago
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