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Stop playing with yourself in the shower.

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PartyBullshiit
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You’re killing polar bears.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/gen-z-ers-spend-the-longest-time-in-the-shower-new-poll-reveals-heres-what-experts-say-about-our-washing-habits-140046470.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&segment_id&ncid=crm_19907-1202927-20240504-0&bt_user_id=L%2Bwj2K2KJGUDPSFv5v3t3ZITh5hTb55VJgKjzwXSkQxx%2B8M2wzUj1ALGfBLW7Sfg&bt_ts=1714863026304
a year ago
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SuperiorKalmar
Posts: 2323 - Karma: 19,512
Sorry polar bears, but I have to wash my sweaty feet every day
a year ago
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OregonDead
Posts: 7066 - Karma: 26,554
JalmarKalmarSorry polar bears, but I have to wash my sweaty feet every day


Jesus washed his feet every day too and he didn’t waste water on showers he turned it into wine
a year ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52568 - Karma: 173,918
OregonDeadJesus washed his feet every day too and he didn’t waste water on showers he turned it into wine


Jesus had other people wash his feet because he was a certified baller
a year ago
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fabbe
Posts: 932 - Karma: -35
i only take cold showers because im a sigma
a year ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38053 - Karma: 129,280
Easy fix. Just stop showering
a year ago
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