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If it wasn’t for my genetic shortcomings, I would be on x games

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AndImOut
Posts: 38 - Karma: -245
My family is all on the heavier side, so I inherited lack of flexibility and range of motion. I firmly believe if I was more nimble, I would be able to dub cork. Currently im sitting at just under 320. Weight loss tips?
a year ago
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butterflywatcher
Posts: 182 - Karma: 875
drugs
a year ago
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FakeKalmar
Posts: 2403 - Karma: 19,960
Your stupid threads makes @Jibbcore look like a genius.

Delete your account.
a year ago
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bentchettlers
Posts: 18 - Karma: -149
oh nah mentiong jibcore. Used to think your a troll. Now I think your a funny troll.
a year ago
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Static
Posts: 8588 - Karma: 4,099
Go for 420 lbs and youll get super powers

**This post was edited on Apr 22nd 2024 at 3:30:36pm
a year ago
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deac
Posts: 853 - Karma: 4,042
president skroob burner
a year ago
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AndImOut
Posts: 38 - Karma: -245
JalmarKalmarDelete your account.

I would need a mod for that unfortunately
a year ago
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coachfraenk
Posts: 47 - Karma: 472
Dont let weight hold you back. Just choose a jump big enough. I heard dub corks are easier on a jump with an icy flat landing and obviously without helmet. With these conditions just go for it and tell us how it went.
a year ago
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lluscho
Posts: 373 - Karma: 3,479
Tips? Eat less
a year ago
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Azier123
Posts: 132 - Karma: 534
ColinGoTDawgMy family is all on the heavier side, so I inherited lack of flexibility and range of motion. I firmly believe if I was more nimble, I would be able to dub cork. Currently im sitting at just under 320. Weight loss tips?


Calorie deficit
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3993 - Karma: -13,026
JalmarKalmarYour stupid threads makes @Jibbcore look like a genius.

Delete your account.


nah that's a little far.

oh also today on the bus some kids learned about the word "Finnish" (they only knew about the word "finish" before that). I thought of you
a year ago
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jompcock
Posts: 1578 - Karma: 11,743
skill issue. Used to be fat piece of shit. Now only a piece of shit.
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3993 - Karma: -13,026
jompcockskill issue. Used to be fat piece of shit. Now only a piece of shit.


unironically inspiring as shid
a year ago
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Sully_Lynn
Posts: 81 - Karma: 212
well, in another universe where i was not white maybe i could bitch about inequality.
a year ago
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Jibbcore
Posts: 439 - Karma: 827
bentchettlersoh nah mentiong jibcore. Used to think your a troll. Now I think your a funny troll.


I would go to Xgames if i wasnt so core and underground. Im not doing doubless because i keep it steezy
a year ago
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Evancantspin
Posts: 682 - Karma: 10,230
Salad
a year ago
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bentchettlers
Posts: 18 - Karma: -149
JibbcoreI would go to Xgames if i wasnt so core and underground. Im not doing doubless because i keep it steezy


alright bud your a fuccing swedish skier who uses pole straps i dont wanna hear anything from u bud
a year ago
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FakeKalmar
Posts: 2403 - Karma: 19,960
bentchettlersalright bud your a fuccing swedish skier who uses pole straps i dont wanna hear anything from u bud


"newb"
a year ago
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Jibbcore
Posts: 439 - Karma: 827
bentchettlersalright bud your a fuccing swedish skier who uses pole straps i dont wanna hear anything from u bud


I outski you easily
a year ago
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 10,987
You didn’t inherit shit, you’re just fat. Until you stop blaming others and accept that your obesity is your own fucking fault, you’ll continue to be a disgusting piece of shit.

Learn to diet, learn to workout. You live in the easiest possible point in history to teach yourself new things. It’s all on the internet. Stop being a pathetic loser.
a year ago
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