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If it wasn’t for my genetic shortcomings, I would be on x games

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ColinGoTDawg
Posts: 38 - Karma: -230
My family is all on the heavier side, so I inherited lack of flexibility and range of motion. I firmly believe if I was more nimble, I would be able to dub cork. Currently im sitting at just under 320. Weight loss tips?
Apr 22 2024 3:13PM
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butterflywatcher
Posts: 136 - Karma: 592
drugs
Apr 22 2024 3:15PM
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JalmarKalmar
Posts: 638 - Karma: 6,516
Your stupid threads makes @Jibbcore look like a genius.

Delete your account.
Apr 22 2024 3:17PM
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bentchettlers
Posts: 18 - Karma: -127
oh nah mentiong jibcore. Used to think your a troll. Now I think your a funny troll.
Apr 22 2024 3:28PM
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Static
Posts: 8496 - Karma: 4,090
Go for 420 lbs and youll get super powers

**This post was edited on Apr 22nd 2024 at 3:30:36pm
Apr 22 2024 3:29PM
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deac
Posts: 512 - Karma: 1,931
president skroob burner
Apr 22 2024 3:43PM
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ColinGoTDawg
Posts: 38 - Karma: -230
JalmarKalmarDelete your account.

I would need a mod for that unfortunately
Apr 22 2024 3:43PM
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coachfraenk
Posts: 43 - Karma: 410
Dont let weight hold you back. Just choose a jump big enough. I heard dub corks are easier on a jump with an icy flat landing and obviously without helmet. With these conditions just go for it and tell us how it went.
Apr 22 2024 4:28PM
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lusch0
Posts: 365 - Karma: 3,431
Tips? Eat less
Apr 22 2024 4:29PM
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Azier123
Posts: 25 - Karma: -120
ColinGoTDawgMy family is all on the heavier side, so I inherited lack of flexibility and range of motion. I firmly believe if I was more nimble, I would be able to dub cork. Currently im sitting at just under 320. Weight loss tips?


Calorie deficit
Apr 22 2024 5:03PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3099 - Karma: -11,794
JalmarKalmarYour stupid threads makes @Jibbcore look like a genius.

Delete your account.


nah that's a little far.

oh also today on the bus some kids learned about the word "Finnish" (they only knew about the word "finish" before that). I thought of you
Apr 22 2024 7:27PM
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jompcock
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10,562
skill issue. Used to be fat piece of shit. Now only a piece of shit.
Apr 22 2024 9:47PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3099 - Karma: -11,794
jompcockskill issue. Used to be fat piece of shit. Now only a piece of shit.


unironically inspiring as shid
Apr 22 2024 11:21PM
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Sully_Lynn
Posts: 35 - Karma: 135
well, in another universe where i was not white maybe i could bitch about inequality.
Apr 23 2024 12:06AM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 121 - Karma: -463
bentchettlersoh nah mentiong jibcore. Used to think your a troll. Now I think your a funny troll.


I would go to Xgames if i wasnt so core and underground. Im not doing doubless because i keep it steezy
Apr 23 2024 7:37AM
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Evancantspin
Posts: 294 - Karma: 3,688
Salad
Apr 23 2024 8:38AM
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bentchettlers
Posts: 18 - Karma: -127
JibbcoreI would go to Xgames if i wasnt so core and underground. Im not doing doubless because i keep it steezy


alright bud your a fuccing swedish skier who uses pole straps i dont wanna hear anything from u bud
Apr 23 2024 1:53PM
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JalmarKalmar
Posts: 638 - Karma: 6,516
bentchettlersalright bud your a fuccing swedish skier who uses pole straps i dont wanna hear anything from u bud


"newb"
Apr 23 2024 3:15PM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 121 - Karma: -463
bentchettlersalright bud your a fuccing swedish skier who uses pole straps i dont wanna hear anything from u bud


I outski you easily
Apr 23 2024 3:57PM
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1482 - Karma: 9,302
You didn’t inherit shit, you’re just fat. Until you stop blaming others and accept that your obesity is your own fucking fault, you’ll continue to be a disgusting piece of shit.

Learn to diet, learn to workout. You live in the easiest possible point in history to teach yourself new things. It’s all on the internet. Stop being a pathetic loser.
Apr 24 2024 8:14AM
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