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Part 666 of Tjäder executing his stupid ideas.

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FakeKalmar
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where does he get his ideas from?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1091330/No-one-has-ever-tried-this-on-skis-before

**This thread was edited on Apr 16th 2024 at 8:55:26am
a year ago
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coachfraenk
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Reminds me of the Bob Burnquist Loop.
a year ago
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percs
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i got nothing to say except i probably could never do that
a year ago
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Evancantspin
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I think it’s pretty sick but that one video of him just like jumping through small shapes and rails through small shapes is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen
a year ago
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SofaKingSick
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absolutely insane. can't believe he doesn't get more respect on NS, dude is a stud
a year ago
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Evancantspin
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SofaKingSickabsolutely insane. can't believe he doesn't get more respect on NS, dude is a stud


Two words. Dope Snow. No matter how raw at skiing he is which he is, he supports the wackiest shit. I have never even seen head freestyle skis in my life and dope snow is like the vail equivalent of clothing. Lifeless and boring.
a year ago
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Rparr
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God damn who fucking cares what he wears. I hate how much of a fashion show people try to turn skiing into
a year ago
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Christian_Bale
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RparrGod damn who fucking cares what he wears. I hate how much of a fashion show people try to turn skiing into

I think it's less about what he's wearing, cuz you're right about that, but more so that the company is wack
a year ago
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Schoess
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Christian_BaleI think it's less about what he's wearing, cuz you're right about that, but more so that the company is wack


I don't ride Armada skis, but Phil is still my favorite skier. Sponsors exist (in theory) to help athletes pursue the sport full time. Dope Snow is wildly cringe, but Jesper is still one of the best skiers in the game and deserves to get paid to ski
a year ago
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Andi_G
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Christian_BaleI think it's less about what he's wearing, cuz you're right about that, but more so that the company is wack


Dont hate the player, hate the brand lol
a year ago
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Christian_Bale
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SchoessI don't ride Armada skis, but Phil is still my favorite skier. Sponsors exist (in theory) to help athletes pursue the sport full time. Dope Snow is wildly cringe, but Jesper is still one of the best skiers in the game and deserves to get paid to ski

yeah i totally agree, I'm not mad about a skier getting paid. My poorly worded point was that if you're gonna hate on dopesnow (and I do) it should be less about how the gear looks and more about the company itself.
a year ago
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skierman
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Jesper can do whatever the fuck he wants.
a year ago
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Christian_Bale
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AndrewGravesSVDont hate the player, hate the brand lol

I agree. Jesper was one of my favourite skiers when i first got into skiing and I'm still a fan, to be clear
a year ago
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FakeKalmar
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SchoessI don't ride Armada skis, but Phil is still my favorite skier. Sponsors exist (in theory) to help athletes pursue the sport full time. Dope Snow is wildly cringe, but Jesper is still one of the best skiers in the game and deserves to get paid to ski


Jesper seems to be very loyal to his sponsors.
He has been on Head for as long as i have been able to walk. Gopro, Redbull, Sweet protections for more than 10 years.
Whatever these brands are paying Jesper, it has to be good amount since he has stayed for a decade under the same brands.
a year ago
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bennwithtwons
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as always, the answer is 42

also, he should do it on a rail, not a box. with a box, it is not even hard, obviously
a year ago
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GrandThings
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Anyone else notice his gear is getting a little baggier lately? Noticed it in this video but moreso in some recent Instagram posts. Have to say ....I kinda like it
a year ago
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bentchettlers
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Jesper = goat
a year ago
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Raf.Diaz.
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When you do the trick and feel confortable about posting it
a year ago
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beyonson
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Raf.Diaz.When you do the trick and feel confortable about posting it


Lmao
a year ago
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Lenny-
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EvancantspinTwo words. Dope Snow. No matter how raw at skiing he is which he is, he supports the wackiest shit. I have never even seen head freestyle skis in my life and dope snow is like the vail equivalent of clothing. Lifeless and boring.

Head is my second favorate ski company.
a year ago
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Dobbyda
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I took this sick screenshot of the video
a year ago
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oldmanski
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That drink really does give him wings!
a year ago
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melkon
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SchoessI don't ride Armada skis, but Phil is still my favorite skier. Sponsors exist (in theory) to help athletes pursue the sport full time. Dope Snow is wildly cringe, but Jesper is still one of the best skiers in the game and deserves to get paid to ski


lol any ski company that would pay me to rep them im in. Im sure for jesper he likes the product and its a pretty large sum of cash. Obviously would want to rep my favorite brands but money talks.
a year ago
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BrownSnow
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What a legend, man gotta love jesper, that rail is beyond sketch
a year ago
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_brrett
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Thats a redo, shoulda dubbed land holding
a year ago
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chumbawumba
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Yall might hate me for this but he’s one of the GOATs.

yah dope snow is mad gay but just based on shear skiing ability, Jesper is up there with the legends. If he dressed in a homemade fleece beanie, balloon pants, arcteryx and jets yall would be sucking his dick
a year ago
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KilaTsunami
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I do these literally all the time. Tf?
a year ago
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SupremeChairlift
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How long has Jesper been on redbull at this point? Has anyone else in the ski scene kept a redbull contract as long as he has?

Good for him for getting the bag and cementing his image with some brands. Hopefully they keep supporting him for a long time.
a year ago
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FakeKalmar
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little_boy_primeHow long has Jesper been on redbull at this point? Has anyone else in the ski scene kept a redbull contract as long as he has?

Jon Olsson
a year ago
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percs
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SchoessI don't ride Armada skis, but Phil is still my favorite skier. Sponsors exist (in theory) to help athletes pursue the sport full time. Dope Snow is wildly cringe, but Jesper is still one of the best skiers in the game and deserves to get paid to ski


did u just compare armada to dope snow? smh
a year ago
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Schoess
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percsdid u just compare armada to dope snow? smh


No, I used my favorite skier's sponsor as a metaphor for why you don't have to support a brand to support the athlete they sponsor
a year ago
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Schoess
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The referenced post has been removed.


Yeah and again, depends on the goals of the athlete. If you want to do it full time with no job and mommy and daddy don't work at Blackrock... You'll probably opt for the paycheck
a year ago
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percs
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SchoessNo,

yes u did fatty
a year ago
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chills__
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SchoessI don't ride Armada skis, but Brandon Dogg is still my favorite skier. Sponsors exist (in theory) to help athletes pursue the sport full time. Dope Snow is wildly cringe, but Jesper is still one of the best skiers in the game and deserves to get paid to ski


Fixed it for you
a year ago
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Schoess
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percsyes u did fatty


Keyboard warrior piping up again
a year ago
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Dobbyda
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SchoessKeyboard warrior piping up again


don't worry he does this everywhere
a year ago
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Schoess
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Dobbydadon't worry he does this everywhere


He is attempting to regurgitate a running accusation by @skierman that I am fat, however I have never met either IRL and would love to at some point. It would be so fun to see online persona vs real interaction lol
a year ago
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skierman
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SchoessHe is attempting to regurgitate a running accusation by @skierman that I am fat, however I have never met either IRL and would love to at some point. It would be so fun to see online persona vs real interaction lol


Chins don't like, you fat fuck.
a year ago
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Schoess
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skiermanChins don't like, you fat fuck.


Brother, you still never got back to me on hanging out. When can we make this happen? I know you don't live far from me :)
a year ago
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skierman
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SchoessBrother, you still never got back to me on hanging out. When can we make this happen? I know you don't live far from me :)


With your BMI, no one lives far from you.
a year ago
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Schoess
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skiermanWith your BMI, no one lives far from you.


Ok so when are we going to hang out? You keep avoiding the question?
a year ago
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drumbumocdp
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Who are you sponsored by?
a year ago
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ZenyattaKick
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skiermanJesper can do whatever the fuck he wants.


Jesper told me he wants to have sex with you, can he still do whatever he wants?
a year ago
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Dlonetti
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I remember in one of the freeskiswe videos they said something in swedish that translated roughly to "Jesper Tjader walks on water and the judges chose not to see" and aint that the truth. Man deserves his flowers in the comp scene as well on newschoolers as one of the best of our generation
a year ago
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ghoti_hook
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I’m honestly surprised he didn’t go back up and try to swap the gap.
a year ago
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percs
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schoess your orange name is fake your not actually good enough to be sponsored your just industry. Half of the kids on this website are better than you tbh. and holy shi skierman roasted you lmao.
a year ago
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percs
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Dobbydadon't worry he does this everywhere


ah finally gaining a reputation feels good man
a year ago
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percs
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SchoessIt would be so fun to see online persona vs real interaction lol

funny i was thinking the same thing. we can have a deathrace down a bowl of moguls and make it a ns original? down?
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
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skiermanWith your BMI, no one lives far from you.


ok this was clever
a year ago
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ZenyattaKick
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SteezyYeeterok this was clever


Should’ve add this “😎”
a year ago
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