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Most annoying term in skiing

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weastcoat
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What’s yours? Mines gotta be any variation of “2 skip” or 2 minus 1. Annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.
Mar 22 2024 9:06AM
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NutsToRail
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Idk about this one, in bouldering it quite literally is a puzzle that needs figured out when you get above beginner routes, so I could see "problem" in that context

I'd still like to watch you break their elbows tho
Chunderfaceor when climbers describe routes as "problems."

bro I'll break both your elbows right now.
Mar 24 2024 8:18PM
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J_skis
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"Dawn patrol" kills me inside every time
Mar 25 2024 8:44AM
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flavourtown
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21CABBAGEBarking...YOU ARE NOT HENRIK
And it is annoying as fuck either way


Tap into meowing and purring instead
Mar 25 2024 7:32PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36699 - Karma: 110,748
"Those are big skis!" Fuck off, 108's with proper sidecut are the best ever.
Mar 25 2024 8:56PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 3965 - Karma: 49,649
flavourtownTap into meowing and purring instead

I'm tapping into this for sure
Mar 25 2024 9:18PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9105 - Karma: 65,253
J_skis"Dawn patrol" kills me inside every time


the terms that make touring sound like some grand adventure rather than just having the time and money to go walk around to ski one run. Some runs are impressive, but when people say dawn patrol/expedition/type 2 fun for a walk in the woods, I'm like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....I'm glad I don't tour much
Mar 25 2024 9:37PM
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thewayshego3s
Posts: 143 - Karma: 1,282
"Skiing is so easy bro. Wish I snowboarded." Or when people act like it's a flex to not ski as much anymore: "I barely ski anymore. I've been spending my time doing other things like surfing."
Mar 26 2024 6:06PM
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sunsetconoisseur
Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,022
"safety slide, land holding"
Mar 26 2024 7:57PM
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psizzle
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puppy
Mar 26 2024 8:10PM
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nCrow
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 5,850
People saying they suck at skiing when they don’t land a crazy trick perfectly. Really bothers me
Mar 28 2024 8:02PM
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percs
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will.irwinBig mountain


ofc its the fool from the midwest who says this 😂
Mar 28 2024 8:12PM
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TOAST.
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people saying "pretzel 270 off" when there is no other spinning involved and it's just a front 2
Apr 1 2024 9:23PM
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Vzx
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mrk127I despise the term “jerry”


Fr 90% of the time the person saying it is the Jerry
Apr 1 2024 9:27PM
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Benchhitter
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”Quiver” you’re not Hawkeye you’re just fiscally irresponsible .

I prefer calling my ski collection my “ bundle of sticks “ or abbreviating that term to its archaic English slang ykyk
Apr 2 2024 4:42PM
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Thegenericskier
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Benchhitter”Quiver” you’re not Hawkeye you’re just fiscally irresponsible .

I prefer calling my ski collection my “ bundle of sticks “ or abbreviating that term to its archaic English slang ykyk


I am unfamiliar with its archaic English slang term, could you please inform us on this term
Apr 2 2024 5:03PM
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Chunderface
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Hot laps

fuckin annoying
Apr 2 2024 6:02PM
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MastePoleWhacker
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r00kieI cringe every time I hear the classic South Park reference “if you French Fry when you’re supposed to pizza…”. Like shut up, it’s only funny when I say it.

Everyone I ever taught how to ski just kept thinking of this line and it made it more difficult than it had to be
Apr 3 2024 12:38AM
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MastePoleWhacker
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SteezyYeeter"YEWWWW!"

Yup this is the one. Especially when it’s on all the ikon pass shit. Me and the homie got tired enough hearing it that we started banging our chests and making monkey noises instead
Apr 3 2024 12:39AM
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MastePoleWhacker
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steve0“Send it”

Only people who know the gospel of Larry Enticer should be saying this
Apr 3 2024 12:40AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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We just started using it ironically
MastePoleWhackerYup this is the one. Especially when it’s on all the ikon pass shit. Me and the homie got tired enough hearing it that we started banging our chests and making monkey noises instead
Apr 3 2024 12:43AM
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Frenchibre
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"carving"
Apr 3 2024 4:44AM
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SKIER_STEVE
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ChunderfaceHot laps


you clearly dont ski a rope tow. theres no other thing to call it
Apr 3 2024 8:26AM
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Lenny-
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TOAST.people saying "pretzel 270 off" when there is no other spinning involved and it's just a front 2

Wouldnt the inital spin be the 90°? I always thought these two things were the same thing just different names. Is there a difference between back 270 out and blind 270 out?
Apr 3 2024 8:46AM
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SofaKingSick
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y'all are completely insane. most of this shit should not bother you

Apr 3 2024 9:22AM
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Chunderface
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SKIER_STEVEyou clearly dont ski a rope tow. theres no other thing to call it


lol fuckin nerd
Apr 3 2024 10:05AM
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NutsToRail
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Woodward PCs lift is called hot laps lol overruled
Chunderfacelol fuckin nerd
Apr 3 2024 3:19PM
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Thegenericskier
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I don’t like Woodward being referred to as “woodies”
Apr 3 2024 4:06PM
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Angioedema
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Not a term but honestly the IG posts of people back slapping into powder and calling it "stomped". Sending is easy, landing is hard.
Apr 3 2024 4:32PM
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Farmville420
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ThegenericskierI don’t like Woodward being referred to as “woodies”

What would you call it though
Apr 3 2024 4:38PM
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SlushSeason
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Farmville420What would you call it though

Powdr corp terrain park inc LLC tm
Apr 3 2024 5:43PM
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Farmville420
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SlushSeasonPowdr corp terrain park inc LLC tm

"Woodies" is specifically "woodward park city", which is its own resort independent of park city
Apr 3 2024 5:47PM
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Thegenericskier
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Farmville420What would you call it though


Woodward
Apr 3 2024 5:56PM
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TOAST.
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Lenny-Wouldnt the inital spin be the 90°? I always thought these two things were the same thing just different names. Is there a difference between back 270 out and blind 270 out?

both spins have to be 180 or more for it to be considered a prezel. Sliding a rail and landing forward is not a pretzel.

back and blind 270 are the same.
Apr 3 2024 6:15PM
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Farmville420
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ThegenericskierWoodward

Woodward is in Pennsylvania so it's not that tho
Apr 3 2024 6:16PM
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kvan
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Used to work at a ski shop that sold only skis NOT snowboards and whenever I would talk gear with someone I probably got this question at least 20 times a day...

"so wait....... are you a snowboarder?"

Also when people say "I'm headed up to the mountains to go ski all of the powder"
Apr 3 2024 6:22PM
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Thegenericskier
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Farmville420Woodward is in Pennsylvania so it's not that tho


If I’m near Woodward PC I’d call it Woodward if I’m near Woodward copper I call it Woodward etc
Apr 3 2024 7:26PM
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bennwithtwons
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I’ve been having this debate with a homey for 15 years. All he can do is front 2 so he always calls it a pretzel. I’m like dog…
TOAST.people saying "pretzel 270 off" when there is no other spinning involved and it's just a front 2
Apr 3 2024 7:30PM
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percs
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yea who calls woodward woodies lmao sorry farmville
Apr 3 2024 7:32PM
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SlushSeason
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Woodward is owned by POWDR corp though.
Park City/Canyons is owned by Vail. Probably a worse company, but my current beef is with POWDR
Farmville420"Woodies" is specifically "woodward park city", which is its own resort independent of park city
Apr 3 2024 10:54PM
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Farmville420
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percsyea who calls woodward woodies lmao sorry farmville

Everyone calls it woodies and I don't love the nickname but it makes me know it's woodward park city in 3 less syllables so I can't hate
Apr 3 2024 11:22PM
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percs
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Farmville420Everyone calls it woodies and I don't love the nickname but it makes me know it's woodward park city in 3 less syllables so I can't hate


ok i get it its another weird utah thing
Apr 4 2024 12:05AM
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ScootSkiLyfe
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haters i tell u smh
Apr 4 2024 12:05AM
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Lenny-
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TOAST.both spins have to be 180 or more for it to be considered a prezel. Sliding a rail and landing forward is not a pretzel.

back and blind 270 are the same.

Sliding a rail and landing forward is a 9p9.
Apr 4 2024 1:24AM
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SteezyYeeter
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Farmville420"Woodies" is specifically "woodward park city", which is its own resort independent of park city


yo what I did not know this
Apr 4 2024 11:41AM
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fabbe
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SteezyYeeteryo what I did not know this


Lol i already knew you didnt know this...
Apr 4 2024 3:43PM
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MastePoleWhacker
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“____ sucks don’t come/move here”

Was fun at some point but now is so played out, and all these utah transplants who moved here 3 years ago have them on their Toyota trucks and Subarus
Apr 4 2024 9:11PM
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bennwithtwons
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For years there have been ‘Truckee: Love’ stickers all over the place. Recently a buddy gave me one that says ‘Truckee: Leave’ which is pretty clever
MastePoleWhacker“____ sucks don’t come/move here”

Was fun at some point but now is so played out, and all these utah transplants who moved here 3 years ago have them on their Toyota trucks and Subarus
Apr 4 2024 10:14PM
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3mania
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EVERY mogul skiing clip. "my knees hurt just watching that" I mean every.. fucking ...time.
Apr 4 2024 10:24PM
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Dr_Richard_Hertz
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will.irwinBig mountain


Only an acceptable term if you compete in freeride comps imo
Apr 5 2024 9:58PM
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