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Coolest Rail Names

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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1940 - Karma: 29,088
What’s you guys favorite rail name at your home mountain? We got one called el toro and i always thought it sounded pretty badass
a year ago
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Farmville420
Posts: 5167 - Karma: 67,192
Mamba
a year ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 16,766
“the long bendy one”
a year ago
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Slowbro
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 24,623
We've got The Lube Tube and Clifford the Big Red Rail (unfortunately he's green now)
a year ago
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deac
Posts: 853 - Karma: 4,042
fire cracker
a year ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6505 - Karma: 75,419
My favorite is xylophone box
a year ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38105 - Karma: 129,820
tubes go brrr
a year ago
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tdollo
Posts: 3883 - Karma: 19,891
kid broke his back on a weird U rail, it's now forever known as the backbreaker
a year ago
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Raf.Diaz.
Posts: 753 - Karma: 11,651
Wall with a rail on top at bush is call amber alert cause kid go missing on it
a year ago
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Kyguyy
Posts: 612 - Karma: 6,539
My favorites are Heath Ledger (killington), hot dog stand (bush), catfish (bush), and dink rail (gore)
a year ago
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Kyguyy
Posts: 612 - Karma: 6,539
KyguyyMy favorites are Heath Ledger (killington), hot dog stand (bush), catfish (bush), and dink rail (gore)





^^ the dink rail
just a very aggressive donkey which is essentially a down up

**This post was edited on Mar 20th 2024 at 8:57:43am
a year ago
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lakebed
Posts: 82 - Karma: 781
Kyguyy


^^ the dink rail
just a very aggressive donkey which is essentially a down up

**This post was edited on Mar 20th 2024 at 8:57:43am


We got one of those at my home mountain and it is devilish as hell. One day it’ll be chill and the next you skip out first hit and die
a year ago
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Dlonetti
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 21,499
The hotdish (a downflat that kinda has the shape of a bowl) and the heartbeat which is like a flat rail with a triangle up down in the middle, looks like a EKG hence the name heartbeat
a year ago
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Dobbyda
Posts: 111 - Karma: 776
the dragons tail (a whales tail with 3 humps)
a year ago
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Calvin8200
Posts: 39 - Karma: 138
the wanksta (literally a flat rail set crooked)
a year ago
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1940 - Karma: 29,088
Kyguyy


^^ the dink rail
just a very aggressive donkey which is essentially a down up

**This post was edited on Mar 20th 2024 at 8:57:43am


that thing looks fun af
a year ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 16,852
THE BBC ONE. We have a dildo pole.
a year ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9741 - Karma: 65,765
i don't name rails and gain an emotional connection to something i'm about to completely destroy. same way you don't name a fish that you caught to kill and eat
a year ago
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,179
home mountain has a rail called the pontoon. 2 tubes welded to the side of a box. Way too fun
a year ago
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1532 - Karma: 12,523
Sugarloafs built this big ass box thing we call either the 10 gallon box after 10 gallon hat, or the camel box bc it looks like a camel hump
a year ago
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 32,206
The Ball-Clacker (formerly known as a waterfall)
a year ago
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hb_laz
Posts: 246 - Karma: 1,900
the (wtf was park crew smoking this time) rail
a year ago
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nmwninjart
Posts: 3099 - Karma: 15,895
We also have an El Toro.
Lots of rails / features are named after popular locals or employees.
a year ago
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 34,512
At beech we have the legendary 30 and it is a lovely creation
a year ago
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TreyDudski
Posts: 362 - Karma: 3,827
The bullet bill, ill try to take a picture of it this weekend but its a giant gas tank think that was painted black to look like one of those things from mario
a year ago
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flavourtown
Posts: 329 - Karma: 2,018
ski_salmon69What’s you guys favorite rail name at your home mountain? We got one called el toro and i always thought it sounded pretty badass


The lube tube, real freaky type shit
a year ago
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kalle.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 4,932
we used to have a really long up-flat-down and we called it the sausage
a year ago
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ZenyattaKick
Posts: 520 - Karma: 4,030
We have a shotgun that’s so fucked, I’ve named it the “Edge Eater 9000”, there is also the “Go fuck yourself rail” because no one can hit it because we’ll go fuck yourself
a year ago
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ghoti_hook
Posts: 250 - Karma: 1,275
The long dong
a year ago
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JETSKIDEATER
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hyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)
a year ago
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Dlonetti
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 21,499
JETSKIDEATERhyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)


sunbear>
a year ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 16,852
KilaTsunamiThe Ball-Clapper (formerly known as a waterfall)


Whassup
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3993 - Karma: -13,026
JETSKIDEATERhyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)


"let's hit tampon" is hilarious
a year ago
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deadhead420
Posts: 2123 - Karma: 18,673
Damm my mountain has no special names for the rails
a year ago
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FailedCork
Posts: 96 - Karma: 637
We got a rail called the “chapstick” rail
a year ago
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Lenny-
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 9,438


Jib giraffe at wp
a year ago
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Clark456
Posts: 58 - Karma: 373
Damn I been home sick all day this made me laugh hella thanks bro
Lenny-


Jib giraffe at wp
a year ago
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LOOK_at_me
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,315
This rainbow to down that we call the machete or the sawed-off.
a year ago
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CocoCola
Posts: 31 - Karma: 146
🐴🍆
a year ago
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Elimitch
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,898
KyguyyMy favorites are Heath Ledger (killington), hot dog stand (bush), catfish (bush), and dink rail (gore)


whats the hot dog stand
a year ago
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Kyguyy
Posts: 612 - Karma: 6,539
Elimitchwhats the hot dog stand




This if I’m not mistaken
a year ago
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Zteezegod
Posts: 128 - Karma: 723
JETSKIDEATERhyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)


Poop tube 😂
a year ago
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JETSKIDEATER
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ZteezegodPoop tube 😂


tons of places have a so called "poop tube"
a year ago
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ZenyattaKick
Posts: 520 - Karma: 4,030
Check this sick feature out
a year ago
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Dlonetti
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 21,499
ZenyattaKickCheck this sick feature out


Newschoolers username overwatch reference? not a crossover I expected
a year ago
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quintcork
Posts: 362 - Karma: 2,786
batwing box (summit at snoqualmie)
a year ago
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Elimitch
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,898
Kyguyy

This if I’m not mistaken


i see it now, thanks for lore
a year ago
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ZenyattaKick
Posts: 520 - Karma: 4,030
DlonettiNewschoolers username overwatch reference? not a crossover I expected


I don’t even play the game anymore lmaoo
a year ago
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Dlonetti
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ZenyattaKickI don’t even play the game anymore lmaoo


but the new comp updates recently! new heroes free now! I always take breaks from the game but have been playing it off an on since 2016 lol
a year ago
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Elimitch
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,898
Theres a micro trip kink at bush that chase mohrman absolutely destroyed so I've just been calling it mon mon rail.
a year ago
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Kyguyy
Posts: 612 - Karma: 6,539
Elimitchi see it now, thanks for lore


Hopefully they drop the bush encyclopedia bc I think they all have names
a year ago
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