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Coolest Rail Names

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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1921 - Karma: 28,758
What’s you guys favorite rail name at your home mountain? We got one called el toro and i always thought it sounded pretty badass
Mar 19 2024 10:08PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 5042 - Karma: 65,331
Mamba
Mar 19 2024 10:10PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1439 - Karma: 15,339
“the long bendy one”
Mar 19 2024 10:36PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 4092 - Karma: 24,155
We've got The Lube Tube and Clifford the Big Red Rail (unfortunately he's green now)
Mar 19 2024 11:32PM
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deac
Posts: 852 - Karma: 4,050
fire cracker
Mar 20 2024 12:20AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 75,148
My favorite is xylophone box
Mar 20 2024 12:55AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37923 - Karma: 127,463
tubes go brrr
Mar 20 2024 1:02AM
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tdollo
Posts: 3862 - Karma: 19,510
kid broke his back on a weird U rail, it's now forever known as the backbreaker
Mar 20 2024 1:10AM
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Raf.Diaz.
Posts: 738 - Karma: 11,101
Wall with a rail on top at bush is call amber alert cause kid go missing on it
Mar 20 2024 8:40AM
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Kyguyy
Posts: 603 - Karma: 6,480
My favorites are Heath Ledger (killington), hot dog stand (bush), catfish (bush), and dink rail (gore)
Mar 20 2024 8:54AM
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Kyguyy
Posts: 603 - Karma: 6,480
KyguyyMy favorites are Heath Ledger (killington), hot dog stand (bush), catfish (bush), and dink rail (gore)





^^ the dink rail
just a very aggressive donkey which is essentially a down up

**This post was edited on Mar 20th 2024 at 8:57:43am
Mar 20 2024 8:56AM
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lakebed
Posts: 82 - Karma: 780
Kyguyy


^^ the dink rail
just a very aggressive donkey which is essentially a down up

**This post was edited on Mar 20th 2024 at 8:57:43am


We got one of those at my home mountain and it is devilish as hell. One day it’ll be chill and the next you skip out first hit and die
Mar 20 2024 9:33AM
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Dlonetti
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 20,781
The hotdish (a downflat that kinda has the shape of a bowl) and the heartbeat which is like a flat rail with a triangle up down in the middle, looks like a EKG hence the name heartbeat
Mar 20 2024 9:52AM
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Dobbyda
Posts: 98 - Karma: 578
the dragons tail (a whales tail with 3 humps)
Mar 20 2024 10:05AM
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Calvin8200
Posts: 39 - Karma: 138
the wanksta (literally a flat rail set crooked)
Mar 20 2024 10:13AM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1921 - Karma: 28,758
Kyguyy


^^ the dink rail
just a very aggressive donkey which is essentially a down up

**This post was edited on Mar 20th 2024 at 8:57:43am


that thing looks fun af
Mar 20 2024 10:18AM
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0___
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 15,857
THE BBC ONE. We have a dildo pole.
Mar 20 2024 10:21AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9606 - Karma: 64,370
i don't name rails and gain an emotional connection to something i'm about to completely destroy. same way you don't name a fish that you caught to kill and eat
Mar 20 2024 10:32AM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,170
home mountain has a rail called the pontoon. 2 tubes welded to the side of a box. Way too fun
Mar 20 2024 11:02AM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1521 - Karma: 12,402
Sugarloafs built this big ass box thing we call either the 10 gallon box after 10 gallon hat, or the camel box bc it looks like a camel hump
Mar 20 2024 11:46AM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 31,618
The Ball-Clacker (formerly known as a waterfall)
Mar 20 2024 11:57AM
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hb_laz
Posts: 234 - Karma: 1,658
the (wtf was park crew smoking this time) rail
Mar 20 2024 12:29PM
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nmwninjart
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 15,659
We also have an El Toro.
Lots of rails / features are named after popular locals or employees.
Mar 20 2024 12:37PM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 32,639
At beech we have the legendary 30 and it is a lovely creation
Mar 20 2024 1:01PM
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TreyDudski
Posts: 362 - Karma: 3,827
The bullet bill, ill try to take a picture of it this weekend but its a giant gas tank think that was painted black to look like one of those things from mario
Mar 20 2024 2:02PM
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flavourtown
Posts: 326 - Karma: 1,988
ski_salmon69What’s you guys favorite rail name at your home mountain? We got one called el toro and i always thought it sounded pretty badass


The lube tube, real freaky type shit
Mar 20 2024 2:27PM
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kalle.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 4,929
we used to have a really long up-flat-down and we called it the sausage
Mar 20 2024 3:23PM
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ZenyattaKick
Posts: 479 - Karma: 3,669
We have a shotgun that’s so fucked, I’ve named it the “Edge Eater 9000”, there is also the “Go fuck yourself rail” because no one can hit it because we’ll go fuck yourself
Mar 20 2024 3:49PM
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ghoti_hook
Posts: 247 - Karma: 1,260
The long dong
Mar 20 2024 3:53PM
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JETSKIDEATER
Posts: 9 - Karma: 304
hyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)
Mar 20 2024 4:28PM
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Dlonetti
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 20,781
JETSKIDEATERhyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)


sunbear>
Mar 20 2024 4:38PM
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0___
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 15,857
KilaTsunamiThe Ball-Clapper (formerly known as a waterfall)


Whassup
Mar 20 2024 4:52PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3819 - Karma: -12,486
JETSKIDEATERhyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)


"let's hit tampon" is hilarious
Mar 20 2024 8:05PM
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deadhead420
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 17,610
Damm my mountain has no special names for the rails
Mar 20 2024 8:27PM
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FailedCork
Posts: 96 - Karma: 634
We got a rail called the “chapstick” rail
Mar 20 2024 8:41PM
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Lenny-
Posts: 1565 - Karma: 8,641


Jib giraffe at wp
Mar 20 2024 10:11PM
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Clark456
Posts: 58 - Karma: 373
Damn I been home sick all day this made me laugh hella thanks bro
Lenny-


Jib giraffe at wp
Mar 21 2024 1:40AM
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LOOK_at_me
Posts: 267 - Karma: 2,321
This rainbow to down that we call the machete or the sawed-off.
Mar 21 2024 8:08AM
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CocoCola
Posts: 31 - Karma: 146
🐴🍆
Mar 21 2024 8:17AM
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Elimitch
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,897
KyguyyMy favorites are Heath Ledger (killington), hot dog stand (bush), catfish (bush), and dink rail (gore)


whats the hot dog stand
Mar 21 2024 8:28AM
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Kyguyy
Posts: 603 - Karma: 6,480
Elimitchwhats the hot dog stand




This if I’m not mistaken
Mar 21 2024 9:34AM
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Zteezegod
Posts: 128 - Karma: 718
JETSKIDEATERhyland has a couple interesting ones - vanrailen, crazy train, tampon, berns wall (named after manager)


Poop tube 😂
Mar 21 2024 9:52AM
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JETSKIDEATER
Posts: 9 - Karma: 304
ZteezegodPoop tube 😂


tons of places have a so called "poop tube"
Mar 21 2024 11:19AM
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ZenyattaKick
Posts: 479 - Karma: 3,669
Check this sick feature out
Mar 21 2024 12:37PM
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Dlonetti
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 20,781
ZenyattaKickCheck this sick feature out


Newschoolers username overwatch reference? not a crossover I expected
Mar 21 2024 12:42PM
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quintcork
Posts: 353 - Karma: 2,650
batwing box (summit at snoqualmie)
Mar 21 2024 1:03PM
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Elimitch
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,897
Kyguyy

This if I’m not mistaken


i see it now, thanks for lore
Mar 21 2024 1:33PM
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ZenyattaKick
Posts: 479 - Karma: 3,669
DlonettiNewschoolers username overwatch reference? not a crossover I expected


I don’t even play the game anymore lmaoo
Mar 21 2024 1:36PM
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Dlonetti
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 20,781
ZenyattaKickI don’t even play the game anymore lmaoo


but the new comp updates recently! new heroes free now! I always take breaks from the game but have been playing it off an on since 2016 lol
Mar 21 2024 1:48PM
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Elimitch
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,897
Theres a micro trip kink at bush that chase mohrman absolutely destroyed so I've just been calling it mon mon rail.
Mar 21 2024 1:56PM
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Kyguyy
Posts: 603 - Karma: 6,480
Elimitchi see it now, thanks for lore


Hopefully they drop the bush encyclopedia bc I think they all have names
Mar 21 2024 2:18PM
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