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Two more skip the last

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ReturnToMonkey
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Just another way of calling last run. It still counts. Don't say it.
Feb 23 2024 3:12AM
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unijibs
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So what to do we say instead
Feb 23 2024 4:33AM
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Dlonetti
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two skip
Feb 23 2024 9:45AM
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CowboySkibop
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ANOTHER
Feb 23 2024 11:03AM
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GayWolf420
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time to back to the truck to drink beer
Feb 23 2024 11:08AM
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dwt802
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This is controversial, the point of saying two skip is to dodge saying the forbidden phrase, making an outrageous claim that cannot be retracted. If saying two skip is actually announcing a l**t r*n than a lot of us are destined for doom.
Feb 23 2024 11:41AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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unijibsSo what to do we say instead

Look at each other have a mutual, nonverbal understanding
Feb 23 2024 11:51AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Get to the bottom of the run and the lifts are done running, ope looks like that was our last run
Feb 23 2024 11:52AM
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eheath
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L take
Feb 23 2024 11:55AM
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PartyBullshiit
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go till the lifties say no
Feb 23 2024 12:11PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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eheathL take


Nah man every time someone calls last run, no matter which words they use to avoid the actual words "last run," something always happens in my experience. Not like injury always, but a bunch of failed tricks, core shots, forgetting something, etc
Feb 23 2024 12:15PM
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eheath
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ReturnToMonkeyNah man every time someone calls last run, no matter which words they use to avoid the actual words "last run," something always happens in my experience. Not like injury always, but a bunch of failed tricks, core shots, forgetting something, etc


sounds like you're cursed
Feb 23 2024 12:17PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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eheathsounds like you're cursed

Maybe but isn't it a curse for anyone to call the forbidden words?
Feb 23 2024 12:31PM
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MastePoleWhacker
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“Let’s hit base and see how we’re feeling”
Feb 23 2024 12:46PM
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IsaacNW82
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I just call last run blatantly and reply with "I'm not superstitious" if people get mad
Feb 23 2024 12:54PM
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SlushSeason
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"Meet at the bottom and evaluate" is the best solution
Feb 23 2024 1:23PM
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eheath
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ReturnToMonkeyMaybe but isn't it a curse for anyone to call the forbidden words?


Weird shitpost tbh
Feb 23 2024 1:54PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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eheathWeird shitpost tbh

Okay dude call it what you want, it genuinely bothers me when people say some other way of calling last run and then mess up my last run
Feb 23 2024 1:59PM
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kalle.
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two minus one
Feb 23 2024 2:17PM
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SofaKingSick
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i call last run on every run just to tempt fate. but yeah if you're garbage at skiing like you guys this might help idk
Feb 23 2024 2:29PM
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tijerdog
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SofaKingSicki call last run on every run just to tempt fate. but yeah if you're garbage at skiing like you guys this might help idk


This guy fucks
Feb 23 2024 7:02PM
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bennwithtwons
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I say two more skip the first, that way I don't even say the L-word at all
Feb 23 2024 7:04PM
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Farmville420
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I call last lap and eat the consequences like the man I aspire to be. Can confirm bad shit tends to happen on last lap but I'll be 6 feet in the ground before I stop calling last lap loudly to the group. We ride together we break our wrists together, that's just how it goes.
Feb 23 2024 7:54PM
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K-fedKing123
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just hike the rails “last run”
Feb 23 2024 9:37PM
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NutsToRail
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Skill issue
ReturnToMonkeyNah man every time someone calls last run, no matter which words they use to avoid the actual words "last run," something always happens in my experience. Not like injury always, but a bunch of failed tricks, core shots, forgetting something, etc
Feb 24 2024 1:03AM
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Dani-B
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'Two more skip the last' is so ingrained that I say it to myself in my head when skiing alone. Can't stop now!
Feb 24 2024 1:10AM
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NutsToRail
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Imma start saying "3 more, take 2, leave the last run for ReturnToMonkey"
Feb 24 2024 1:15AM
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skierman
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Saying "last run" has no effect on anything. I bet you idiots still believe a little trans girl flies into your room at night and pays you for the baby teeth under your pillow.
Feb 24 2024 6:34AM
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BLandz
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Me and the boys just say “couple more runs then go inside” and take a random amount of laps before going in. Its just an unspoken vibe when to actually do it
Feb 24 2024 9:59AM
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mrk127
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I say last run every single day for the last 10 years of skiing and I've never gotten hurt. Feeling the need the call 2 skip is a major skill issue
Feb 25 2024 2:08AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Just say 2 Fast 2 Furious instead
Feb 25 2024 3:15PM
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Farmville420
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My homie called last lap yesterday and concussed himself on a backie, a trick I've never actually seen him fall on. He was lacing dub backies all day but the last lap curse is real, naturally had to also chuck meat myself and ate shit too.
Feb 25 2024 4:17PM
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SteezyYeeter
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it's what covid skiers and flatlanders say to make themselves seem like locals. i bet they love explaining what "twoskip" means when people ask them.
Feb 25 2024 5:27PM
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