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Is tele core?

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realassboat
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Sitting there, cored out with my dawgs, when all of a sudden this guy wearing all flylow and knee pads comes up entirely on his fuckin knees and asks who the best skier was. Of course I say me. Dude says I don’t even look core if I still have a heel piece on and does a nosebutter on teles? Never seen that shit. So of course I call him a goon and tell him to fuck off when all of a sudden he full on butters with knees bent and all on a rail and calls me out. I tell him to bend a knee and suck a dick and suddenly this hot ass chick comes up and they ride off and I see them making out in line later.

so what’s the deal? Is tele core now? Why did I just get fucked on tele style and got basically full on cucked by this douchebag?
2 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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yes
2 years ago
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Forrest.Gump
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one knee down nose butter? that would be sick.
next time ask to see a nose press on a rail,
and laugh at his gf making out with the toothless wonder!
btw, was agro dudes name, Allen or Al?
2 years ago
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realassboat
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CowboySkibopyes


How do I even go against this? Like dude was maybe a 3/10 but was scorin a straight 10/10 Bozeman-type lady just because he can drop a knee or two?? Idk man. Making me think things about myself.
2 years ago
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KilaTsunami
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Unfortunately, Yes. Tele skiing is very core.
2 years ago
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_brrett
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You cant get punked like that. Go buy a tele setup and sw kneedrop cork 5 on his ass
2 years ago
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Andi_G
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that dudes mind is free as hell you cant get to him
2 years ago
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midwestcoast
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I can smell him from here
2 years ago
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Lemuel
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For those of you who have Snow Gods, pop it into the DVD player and give it a watch. Pat Colburn was throwing down on tele circa 06. V core
2 years ago
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keagan.karstens
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Tele skiers just want attention
2 years ago
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hamsauce
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One of my close friends grew up in Vail and rips on teles. There are not many things more aesthetic in this world than clean switch tele turns or nb 5s off cattracks with knees pretty much touching the ski.

I feel like with teles I can tell just by looking at the gear if its someone whose gonna be fun to ski with. If they got 22 outlaws with tx comps center mounted on some deathwishes or woodsmans, I can almost guarentee they rip- while excluding a couple local legends, most old heads on 75s barely even dropping a knee i felt like I looked better after a week on teles.

I personally think the right tele rig would be great for a one ski backcountry/sidecountry quiver where you can rip hard and not hate yourself while skinning.
2 years ago
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Forrest.Gump
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drunkdisorderlySitting there, cored out with my dawgs, when all of a sudden this guy wearing all flylow and knee pads comes up entirely on his fuckin knees and asks who the best skier was. Of course I say me. Dude says I don’t even look core if I still have a heel piece on and does a nosebutter on teles? Never seen that shit. So of course I call him a goon and tell him to fuck off when all of a sudden he full on butters with knees bent and all on a rail and calls me out. I tell him to bend a knee and suck a dick and suddenly this hot ass chick comes up and they ride off and I see them making out in line later.

so what’s the deal? Is tele core now? Why did I just get fucked on tele style and got basically full on cucked by this douchebag?


it just came to my attention that its the same dude that snowboards at abasin, doing frontboard slides with alpine race boots, and talks shit to the snowboarders with burtons...
(please let this tickle someone sarcasm meter...)
2 years ago
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realassboat
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keagan.karstensTele skiers just want attention


Don’t we all?
2 years ago
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BokChoyTele420
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Tele Agro is not the way to Jah light. Tele skiers are so enlightened they think not what is core, instead what is truth. Closer to the snow, closer to Jah.
2 years ago
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PartyBullshiit
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A few dudes were in the park today at Breck on them. Killing it.
2 years ago
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Lemuel
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hamsauceI personally think the right tele rig would be great for a one ski backcountry/sidecountry quiver where you can rip hard and not hate yourself while skinning.


Meridian Tours! I have regular Meridians and they kill it when the snow is soft. Full rocker is fine as long as you keep em on edge. I'm skiing Bishops though, not in the 22D cool kids club yet
2 years ago
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C.R.E.A.M
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free the heel, free the mind.
2 years ago
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simontheskiboi
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C.R.E.A.Mfree the heel, free the mind.


someone had to say it
2 years ago
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PartyBullshiit
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LemuelMeridian Tours! I have regular Meridians and they kill it when the snow is soft. Full rocker is fine as long as you keep em on edge. I'm skiing Bishops though, not in the 22D cool kids club yet





meridians you say?
2 years ago
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Vish-shoe
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Tele isn’t core until I see tele jets
2 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
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hamsauceI personally think the right tele rig would be great for a one ski backcountry/sidecountry quiver where you can rip hard and not hate yourself while skinning.

Before there were more options than early AT frame bindings like fritschis, anyone who was going to do any touring used teles.
2 years ago
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PartyBullshiit
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Riding the rock mountain lift up over here at Breck. Homies ripping teles down the black mogul run. Dragging knees. Core
2 years ago
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cyphers
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tried it for a few days once that shits impossible. i felt like a baby deer. major respect to anyone who can do that many lunges every day
2 years ago
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GayWolf420
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This tele dude stopped by my crew earlier as we were toboggan training and gave us all Winter Park Tele Fest stickers and i was super pumped. Tele skiers are the most core id argue
2 years ago
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Unschooled
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C.R.E.A.Mfree the heel, free the mind.


embrace the leather, feel better
2 years ago
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21CABBAGE
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My neighbor rips tele, hes come to my door and tried to convert me multiple times
2 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Fix the heel and you fixed the problem.
Drop the knee, Sit down to pee.
a year ago
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butterflywatcher
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I was thinking abt putting a tele rig on some vishnus but now that everyone glazes vishnus i gotta find a different more corer ski
a year ago
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Lenny-
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butterflywatcherI was thinking abt putting a tele rig on some vishnus but now that everyone glazes vishnus i gotta find a different more corer ski

Ninthward.
a year ago
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