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How to get gf to ski

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bch.skis
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she’s perfect but she can’t ski. I want her to worship my ON3P supremacy but she don’t know what that means
Dec 10 2023 2:47AM
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BIIIGZ
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you should prolly pee in her butt
Dec 10 2023 2:54AM
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bch.skis
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Thanks
Dec 10 2023 2:57AM
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PissWizard69
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You’re missing out on a good opportunity brother..

leave your “perfect” girl hang out at home while you go ski, simultaneously picking up a snow bunny at the mountain.
Dec 10 2023 9:09AM
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midwestcoast
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Very simple. Break out the checkbook and start her kit.
Dec 10 2023 9:11AM
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Dlonetti
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I think lately I’ve decided if I don’t find a specifically park ski (or snowboard I guess) girl then it’s not gonna work out
Dec 10 2023 9:14AM
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Farmville420
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My girlfriend barely skis and doesn't usually ride with me anyways it's pretty nice tbh
Dec 10 2023 11:24AM
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McDanielsprite
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I don’t know why you would want her to ski. Would take away from her time to cook and clean
Dec 10 2023 11:59AM
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RolloPolloDollo
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Cool profile pic
Dec 10 2023 12:01PM
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Jackolex.12
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bch.skisshe’s perfect but she can’t ski. I want her to worship my ON3P supremacy but she don’t know what that means


189 wets?
Dec 10 2023 2:01PM
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partyandBS
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doesnt sound perfect to me lol
Dec 10 2023 2:23PM
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mrk127
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Skier GF > not a skier GF > Beginner skier GF
Dec 10 2023 3:11PM
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tomfoolery
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bch.skisshe’s perfect but she can’t ski. I want her to worship my ON3P supremacy but she don’t know what that means

Gf?
Dec 10 2023 3:17PM
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arnie_grape
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leave her at home you dope
Dec 10 2023 3:53PM
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BallClapper
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Imagine having a gf. If she don't ski then what the fuck are you doing you pussy. You afraid of finding a chick that can ruin your dick and shred harder than you???

**This post was edited on Dec 10th 2023 at 8:02:39pm
Dec 10 2023 8:02PM
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jompcock
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tomfooleryGf?


Gluten free
Dec 10 2023 8:55PM
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bch.skis
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BallClapperImagine having a gf. If she don't ski then what the fuck are you doing you pussy. You afraid of finding a chick that can ruin your dick and shred harder than you???

**This post was edited on Dec 10th 2023 at 8:02:39pm


Yes that’s my fear women who ski scare me
Dec 10 2023 9:00PM
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butterflywatcher
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idk man maybe somthing along the lines
imma teach you how to ski its fun asf
Dec 10 2023 9:07PM
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cre
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Wait y’all have gfs?
Dec 10 2023 9:12PM
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Paul.
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Force her to go with you and yell at her a lot when she doesnt do things right
Dec 11 2023 1:55PM
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r00kie
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mrk127Skier GF > not a skier GF > Beginner skier GF

Dudes dating beginner skiers all pick up tele skiing I swear.
Dec 11 2023 2:30PM
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PussyFinder
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Careful what you wish for homie. Might be better to leave the broad at home and enjoy yourself.
Dec 11 2023 3:10PM
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ModMommy
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Bring her skiing— make it a cute date, get lunch at the mtn maybe a drink, and don’t pressure her too much. Make it fun so she wants to go
Dec 11 2023 3:22PM
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PussyFinder
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ModMommyBring her skiing— make it a cute date, get lunch at the mtn maybe a drink, and don’t pressure her too much. Make it fun so she wants to go


and there goes the homies !
Dec 11 2023 3:24PM
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Newsheepers
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don't make jit get you clips
Dec 11 2023 3:30PM
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ModMommy
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Bernie585and there goes the homies !


spending one day with the woman you’re dating isn’t going to completely destroy your friendships and if it does you need better friends

**This post was edited on Dec 11th 2023 at 3:32:17pm
Dec 11 2023 3:31PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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I taught my girl to ski, took 7 years but now she rips. Totally worth it, now I never have to ski alone (or get to, depending on how you look at it).

It's great, we get to laugh at ski related stuff like gaper gaps and my ankles are broke. We travel all over and ski together (i still do guys trips too). She doesn't jump on me for buying a 7th pair of skis cause she understands the difference between all my pairs of skis, and she isn't bothered about my obsession with the weather and checking OpenSnow 45 times a day.

Was it a ton of work and expensive and were there days that I had to ski slow on green and blue runs? Also yes Would I do it all again? 1000%.

I can tell you the exact moment when I knew she was the one. We were skiing at Willamette Pass in Oregon and they were getting dumped on. We were hiking off the summit into some steep stuff and you had to hike up a gnarly wind lip to get access to the untouched pow. She didn't skip a beat, she popped her skis off and started walking up the boot back like it was nothing. I stood there in awe of the perfection of the moment and I knew.
Dec 11 2023 3:38PM
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weastcoat
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You’re lying. Impossible to have both an NS account and a gf.
Dec 11 2023 5:07PM
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mrk127
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weastcoatYou’re lying. Impossible to have both an NS account and a gf.


not to flex but... my gf can backflip and lip on B2
Dec 11 2023 7:35PM
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mountaindewgirl
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C.R.E.A.MI taught my girl to ski, took 7 years but now she rips. Totally worth it, now I never have to ski alone (or get to, depending on how you look at it).

It's great, we get to laugh at ski related stuff like gaper gaps and my ankles are broke. We travel all over and ski together (i still do guys trips too). She doesn't jump on me for buying a 7th pair of skis cause she understands the difference between all my pairs of skis, and she isn't bothered about my obsession with the weather and checking OpenSnow 45 times a day.

Was it a ton of work and expensive and were there days that I had to ski slow on green and blue runs? Also yes Would I do it all again? 1000%.

I can tell you the exact moment when I knew she was the one. We were skiing at Willamette Pass in Oregon and they were getting dumped on. We were hiking off the summit into some steep stuff and you had to hike up a gnarly wind lip to get access to the untouched pow. She didn't skip a beat, she popped her skis off and started walking up the boot back like it was nothing. I stood there in awe of the perfection of the moment and I knew.


🥹🥹🥹🥹
Dec 11 2023 7:39PM
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TroyBallsack
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mrk127not to flex but... my gf can backflip and lip on B2


and is this "gf" in the room with us right now?
Dec 11 2023 7:41PM
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mrk127
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timdrachanand is this "gf" in the room with us right now?


nah. I wouldn't be on NS lmao
Dec 11 2023 8:03PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Ease her in a little really fun like and make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed at the start. A little foreplay but for skiing.

A week out, help her choose an outfit from your closet. Chicks love wearing their boyfriend's clothes. Tell her how cool and hott she looks in your gear. "Omg, the world has to see how cool you look, I gotta show you off at the ski resort! Let's go together for a cute date next weekend!"

The day before, take her to get a cheap rental at a retro local ski shop nearby in town and buy her a casual dinner afterwards. Touch her feet and calves in the ski socks and maybe massage them a little while she's trying on boots. Your big on3ps will impress her because look at her adorable little rental skis. Smallest cheapest skis you can get at the shop. No pressure.

The day of, just get the most basic bunny slope ticket or even just a magic carpet ticket and have a cute little time in the snow for a couple hours. It's a date to play around and have fun, not a lesson. No pressure! The day isn't about whether she is able to learn to ski. It's about you taking her on a fun day trip to see the resort you like to hang out at.

Spend most of the day walking around experiencing the lodge like you're exploring a Vegas hotel together or something.

Shell out for a hotel room with a stay and play lift ticket deal. Tell her its a good value so she doesnt feel guilty like you overspent on her lift ticket for just a couple hours. You two have a place to escape if she's too overwhelmed by your lesson. Hit the hot tub and restaurant and take tons of cute couple selfies.
Dec 11 2023 8:04PM
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partyandBS
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signtimeA week out, help her choose an outfit from your closet. Chicks love wearing their boyfriend's clothes. Tell her how cool and hott she looks in your gear. "Omg, the world has to see how cool you look, I gotta show you off at the ski resort! Let's go together for a cute date next weekend!"



she gonna look ridiculous out there lmao
Dec 12 2023 12:13AM
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hamsauce
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Theres some great advice in this thread (and some not so great advice) but i taught my fiance to ski over a couple seasons without too much money spent or tears shed. Here were some of my most important takeaways:

- Speak kindly and be patient. She will feel discouraged that kids are skiing circles around her on the bunny hill. She will feel guilty that you have to go so slow and arent out ripping with your friends. She will be frustrated that she keeps falling. Instead of calling out things she is doing wrong, highlight things she is doing well. She makes a couple of turns in a row? "Nice job! those were some great turns! You are picking this up!" She crosses her tips and falls? "Its okay to fall- I must have fell 50 times my first day. Im right here, remember the last great turn you did".

- You are here to ski, but more importantly you are here to spend time with her. Reaffirm her in that. She will feel valued and loved that you want to spend time with her. DONT guilt her by saying "I could be doing a sick dub 12, but instead im spending time with you". That makes it sound like a chore, and makes her feel like crap. Instead, if she makes a comment how slow she is, or makes the offer to sit in the lodge while you ski, just say "Go at your own pace- im having a blast spending time with you. If you want, we can stop in the lodge and take a short break- hot cocoa sounds good to me". Which leads into the next point:

- Make sure shes comfortable. Boots hurt? Spend the extra 15 mins in the rental shop, or at least fiddle with the buckles for a bit. Shes cold? Good thing you brought an extra midlayer, right? Shes hungry? pocket candy bars are great (taste + calorie dense) but chicken strips in the lodge are better. Save your pocket beer and pbj for rippin with the boys.

- Wait up for her. On crowded trails, I ski behind her, so she doesnt have to worry about jerry running into her or spraying her. On empty trails, I like doing more of a follow the leader with good form. Skiing switch, doing nb3s, jibbing the sides of runs quarter pipe style- be inspired by this- the more falls the better.

Remember- its been a while since youve learned how to ski. Go slow. Be patient. Its about her today, not about you. Ive seen teaching girlfriends how to ski ruin relationships, or create some of the best memories there can ever be. I know for me it helped us communicate better. I know for some others it led to a lot of tears or even a breakup.
Dec 12 2023 2:44AM
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Clark456
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If you have been together for a while and you think she is the one it’s definitely worth it to teach her but if it’s early in the relationship and she has never skied before then I definitely agree
skier gf > non skier gf > beginner skier gf
Dec 12 2023 3:07AM
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Clark456
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Also how do I get skier gf to become park skier gf
Dec 12 2023 3:08AM
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KilaTsunami
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Dont, I’ve never seen it work out well.

(They didn’t do anything wrong, they don’t wanna hike rails for 3 hours like us)
Dec 12 2023 8:36AM
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PussyFinder
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ModMommyspending one day with the woman you’re dating isn’t going to completely destroy your friendships and if it does you need better friends

**This post was edited on Dec 11th 2023 at 3:32:17pm

hmm you said that, I didnt. Sounds like you know somthing
Dec 12 2023 9:13AM
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ModMommy
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Bernie585hmm you said that, I didnt. Sounds like you know somthing


I‘m speaking from a woman’s pov
Dec 12 2023 9:25AM
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NoMasCork
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step 1 get a gf
Dec 12 2023 3:42PM
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Nuno812
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Def do it. When ya get old and all your park friends quit you’ll have someone to ski with. My wife likes to hit the small park and hike rails, can ski the glades well. I didn’t have to teach her she grew up skiing in the alps- if you get into a committed relationship definitely find someone that likes what you like, or I guarantee it will be a disaster.
Dec 12 2023 4:48PM
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hamsauce
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Nuno812Def do it. When ya get old and all your park friends quit you’ll have someone to ski with. My wife likes to hit the small park and hike rails, can ski the glades well. I didn’t have to teach her she grew up skiing in the alps- if you get into a committed relationship definitely find someone that likes what you like, or I guarantee it will be a disaster.


I agreed with you until your last sentence. Without straying too much into relationship theory, I think every couple is different and can function with different levels of being apart. I love trail running and long days bagging peaks, fiance wants nothing to do with it. I love surfing, she cant swim. She loves bouldering, i get frustrated lugging my big frame up v2s. I dont see how its a disaster that I want to spend a few Saturdays each month over the summer going on super long trail runs- because she "doesnt like what i like".

I think as long as there is support for the other persons hobby and not a major lifestyle difference, i see no problem with having a few things that you exclusively do with the boys, whether it be fishing, biking, skiing, or whatever else. I think the important thing is that its not a difference in lifestyle- if you want to vanlife my around the northwest hitting every Ikon resort for 6 months and she doesnt, that would be a problem. But if you want to get in a couple night laps and spend a saturday skiing with the boys and will be home in time for dinner, i dont really see an issue.

The problem all boils down to communication. I have a friend who got divorced because he was prioritizing his love for bike touring over his wife. She didnt feel loved because during his free weekends he was never home. He felt like she didnt respect him and never wanted to go home because he would just get chewed out that he was always on his bike. If they would have sat down and made a compromise (I understand you love bike touring- how about you go with your friends this weekend and spend next weekend with me- and maybe tell me if you are going on a mtb ride after work so im not wondering where you are?) Heres my rework of the last sentence-

"If you get into a committed relationship, definitely find someone that your lifestyle aligns with, and will support each others hobbies even if different and wont put the hobby before the other person"
Dec 12 2023 5:47PM
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hamsauce
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Bernie585and there goes the homies !



I agree with @ModMommy here- to me, this comment sounds like taking a day to ski with a girl and teach her how would throw away relationships with the homies. The hard truth is that yes, it can be sad when a homie starts hanging out with a girl, as that almost certainly means you wont get to ski with him or hang out with him as often. However, a good homie should be excited for that and support that. A good homie should offer to meet up with you and your girl for lunch in the lodge, and spend the whole time hyping you up to your girl on how good of a skier you are and how lucky she is. A good homie should be supportive of the relationship, and offer to take a lap and snap a couple pic of you guys.

Im in the camp that your true homies come out when you get into a really serious relationship.
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