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Average NewSchoolers user dick length

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tomfoolery
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,845
Highly requested. Please be genuine with your response this is genuine data I will use to support my thesis for my doctrate on the correlation of skiing ability and dick length
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Dec 6 2023 11:45PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36738 - Karma: 111,146
Cool thread. Please Subsrcibe!
Dec 6 2023 11:51PM
24 0
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 557 - Karma: 5,590
right now my dick is fucking tiny cause it’s cold, but on Sunday idk why but it was larger than usual
Dec 7 2023 12:18AM
56 0
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Forrest.Gump
Posts: 579 - Karma: -1,202
length is required for pornhub?
skiing takes balls. size and weight of balls is relevant.
age of skiers raging hormones refelects on ball size, meaning the young and dumb get to send it hardest.
no, not a doctorate or master revelation, just a genius thesis offering.
Dec 7 2023 12:19AM
22 0
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big_sauce69
Posts: 77 - Karma: 473
next poll should be about if you are a shower or a grower
Dec 7 2023 12:28AM
36 0
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SupremeChairlift
Posts: 291 - Karma: 3,688
Everyone always asks how long my dick is, but never how my dick is doing :(
Dec 7 2023 12:35AM
43 0
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Quaggy
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 19,057
little_boy_primeEveryone always asks how long my dick is, but never how my dick is doing :(

When people ask "How's it hangin'?", They're secretly asking how your lil' guy is doin'.
Dec 7 2023 12:37AM
20 0
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partyandBS
Posts: 3385 - Karma: 52,038
are we measuring from the top or the base?? also are we measuring full rocker profile?
Dec 7 2023 12:51AM
45 0
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switchlip2
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 23,311
OP likes men
Dec 7 2023 1:09AM
14 5
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Paul.
Posts: 1561 - Karma: 10,626
Under 1 inches
Dec 7 2023 1:34AM
15 0
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BillyfromPhilly
Posts: 42 - Karma: 213
Can’t reach the bottom of a tuna can, but sure as hell can blow the sides out.
Dec 7 2023 8:06AM
33 0
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Newsheepers
Posts: 2156 - Karma: 4,025
oldstoke saving this one for later
Dec 7 2023 9:04AM
10 0
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egirl.ski
Posts: 287 - Karma: 2,812
this is not funny, this is dumb, immature, childish humor. I did not laugh…
Dec 7 2023 10:49AM
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Lucky_julian
Posts: 37 - Karma: 419
egirl.skithis is not funny, this is dumb, immature, childish humor. I did not laugh…


Force yourself too
Dec 7 2023 10:52AM
19 1
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egirl.ski
Posts: 287 - Karma: 2,812
Lucky_julianForce yourself too


if i needed to clarify, i was joking. I DO think this post is funny.
Dec 7 2023 10:58AM
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Forrest.Gump
Posts: 579 - Karma: -1,202
egirl.skiif i needed to clarify, i was joking. I DO think this post is funny.


NS, a place where girls are allowed into the boys locker room...
Dec 7 2023 11:38AM
46 1
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tomfoolery
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,845
how long should i let the poll run until I write my thesis
Dec 7 2023 11:42AM
21 0
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Ghini
Posts: 2233 - Karma: 2,885
In what state?! I had to check inch vs cm but the poll awnsers cant be for full erect right?
Dec 7 2023 12:06PM
3 0
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McDanielsprite
Posts: 209 - Karma: 968
tomfooleryhow long should i let the poll run until I write my thesis


16 more hours
Dec 7 2023 12:14PM
6 0
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hamsauce
Posts: 226 - Karma: 2,034
"Ski Gabber"
Dec 7 2023 12:18PM
24 0
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 20,876
OP, please clarify if the lengths mentioned above are for flacid or erect dangus's
Dec 7 2023 12:23PM
15 0
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tomfoolery
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,845
to awnserr the flacid or erect question, whatever longer. you choose
Dec 7 2023 12:33PM
11 0
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BLandz
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 25,701
Lost my dick in a tragic snowmobile accident but im here to talk about important measurement details.

The penis is the only thing in human history that is measured using both the imperial and metric system simultaneously and it is wrong. Mf’s be like “my dick is 6.3 inches” like bro what?? Your lying dawg, are you saying 6 3/8?? Because that is much closer to 6.4 than 6.3. Idk how dudes be claiming 6 inch 3cm and shit like that, theres no ruler known to man that uses both the metric and imperial system so I call BS. Im not saying they’re straight lying, im just saying theres some wang out there that needs a remeasure. Pick one or the other, metric or imperial. You can’t be choosing both tho and we all have heard dudes say like 6.2 or 6.1 and shit. Just know they did it wrong and demand remeasure
Dec 7 2023 12:51PM
20 1
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BLandz
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 25,701
BLandz once again with another insightful, deeply philosophical, well thought out take.

Im a fucking genius ong. Next poll should be on IQ
Dec 7 2023 12:52PM
20 1
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BLandz
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 25,701
If you say 6.25 or 6.125 those are reasonable answers. You can’t just be guessing decimals tho. Like saying 6.2 is a bullshit answer. Sure 6 and a quarter is right there but its still not proper.

Im not the shaft shaman by any means. But you just can’t argue my logic

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 12:58:36pm
Dec 7 2023 12:56PM
13 0
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 5,742
Dec 7 2023 1:28PM
0 4
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TreeJam
Posts: 333 - Karma: 3,235
Ski gabber
Dec 7 2023 1:45PM
9 1
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Farmville420
Posts: 4024 - Karma: 50,379
Length is a poor metric, all that matters is girth, and I'm running roughly 0.12' nominal diameter
Dec 7 2023 2:03PM
11 0
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somburd
Posts: 91 - Karma: 971
I wish glizzy was a ski term

”yoooo he hit the glizzy, damn”

Sad that it has a different meaning

in that case show me ur Johnson
Dec 7 2023 2:15PM
6 0
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tomfoolery
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,845
BLandzIf you say 6.25 or 6.125 those are reasonable answers. You can’t just be guessing decimals tho. Like saying 6.2 is a bullshit answer. Sure 6 and a quarter is right there but its still not proper.

Im not the shaft shaman by any means. But you just can’t argue my logic

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 12:58:36pm

this brings up the question, who is the shaft shaman?
Dec 7 2023 2:30PM
4 0
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ModMommy
Posts: 10737 - Karma: 55,680
I feel unseen in these poll options
Dec 7 2023 3:21PM
15 1
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3132 - Karma: -11,671
@tomfoolery hey i think someone is messing with your poll. even though you said only eheath and jems can select the 'over 8 inches' option, it is clear that several, and by several i mean more than ten, people chose that category. maybe a mod can ban them?

of course if these are all eheath's and jem's alts, i guess that would be ok!
Dec 7 2023 4:40PM
12 1
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Benchhitter
Posts: 121 - Karma: 1,054
Can i round up to the next highest option because I ride my Dins at 22
Dec 7 2023 5:12PM
10 0
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fucintight
Posts: 177 - Karma: 386
iq be fake news doe.. it's always been associated w eugenics/phrenology type shit
BLandzBLandz once again with another insightful, deeply philosophical, well thought out take.

Im a fucking genius ong. Next poll should be on IQ
Dec 7 2023 6:27PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3132 - Karma: -11,671
fucintightiq be fake news doe.. it's always been associated w eugenics/phrenology type shit


this is what low iq people say to make themselves feel better
Dec 7 2023 6:37PM
5 1
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fucintight
Posts: 177 - Karma: 386
guess ive gotta low iq🤠🤠 being a bigot is cool, dontcha kno🤗
SteezyYeeterthis is what low iq people say to make themselves feel better
Dec 7 2023 6:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51307 - Karma: 158,048
BLandzIf you say 6.25 or 6.125 those are reasonable answers. You can’t just be guessing decimals tho. Like saying 6.2 is a bullshit answer. Sure 6 and a quarter is right there but its still not proper.

Im not the shaft shaman by any means. But you just can’t argue my logic

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 12:58:36pm


"Shaft shaman" would be a good handle
Dec 7 2023 7:13PM
4 0
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tomfoolery
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,845
SteezyYeeter@tomfoolery hey i think someone is messing with your poll. even though you said only eheath and jems can select the 'over 8 inches' option, it is clear that several, and by several i mean more than ten, people chose that category. maybe a mod can ban them?

of course if these are all eheath's and jem's alts, i guess that would be ok!


maybe if i ask them nicely to pls tell the truth and tell them i will upvote them and give them karma they will change they’re awnsers
Dec 7 2023 8:04PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3132 - Karma: -11,671
tomfoolerymaybe if i ask them nicely to pls tell the truth and tell them i will upvote them and give them karma they will change they’re awnsers


haha! that's a good one ;) i always did call you the 'problem solver'!
Dec 7 2023 8:11PM
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tomfoolery
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,845
SteezyYeeterhaha! that's a good one ;) i always did call you the 'problem solver'!

thanks steezy yeeter. you’ve always been a good freind

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 8:14:10pm
Dec 7 2023 8:13PM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3503 - Karma: 27,973
tomfooleryto awnserr the flacid or erect question, whatever longer. you choose


I’m actually shorter when hard so this is an important clarification
Dec 7 2023 8:18PM
7 0
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2112 - Karma: 26,573
pink names tap in
Dec 7 2023 9:05PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 20,876
armchair_skierpink names tap in


someone go into "Lady Gabber" thread and post an "NS Member Average Bra Size" poll
Dec 7 2023 9:24PM
8 0
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nmwninjart
Posts: 2907 - Karma: 14,419
I'm surprised nobody said 189 yet.
Dec 7 2023 9:46PM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 23,983
anyone else’s kinda look like a dfd?
Dec 7 2023 10:23PM
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Newsheepers
Posts: 2156 - Karma: 4,025
KilaTsunamianyone else’s kinda look like a dfd?


bro what?!
Dec 7 2023 11:02PM
5 0
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jibjordann
Posts: 10 - Karma: 52
KilaTsunamianyone else’s kinda look like a dfd?


dawgg hahah
Dec 7 2023 11:26PM
1 1
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9116 - Karma: 65,382
I love how it's all in terms of 'over x amount'
Dec 7 2023 11:37PM
3 0
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mikem
Posts: 874 - Karma: 7,619
Hello. New to forum. How do I resubmit accidentally clicked my real size.
Dec 8 2023 2:56AM
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JalmarKalmar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 6,997
Interesting that there are over 20 guys named eheath or jems on this website.
Dec 8 2023 4:06AM
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