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Girlfriend asked for a Mac Forehand hall pass, should I kill myself?

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iskeaah
Posts: 248 - Karma: 762
I said some shit like Madelyn Cline mean and her response was Mac. Out of everyone in the universe? Mac really? That's like 1 DM away? I think I would be okay if it was Metej, I mean he's the next coming of Jesus Christ on skis. If she wants the redbull roster A-hall is a way better choice. What are my options guys? It's taking a toll on me, every time I see his fucking clips I just want to end it.
Nov 30 2023 6:09PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3812 - Karma: -12,395
probably
Nov 30 2023 6:15PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 3014 - Karma: 23,161
you should have Mac Backhanded her
Nov 30 2023 6:33PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3302 - Karma: 32,463
You might as well just let Mac have your girl dude
Nov 30 2023 8:32PM
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TroyBallsack
Posts: 642 - Karma: 12,523
told my girlfriend day we got together if the opportunity arose with ahall or hunter hess its donezo
Nov 30 2023 11:48PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 5390 - Karma: 83,958
she doesn’t stand a chance with a-hall unless shes his cousin. probably eligible to join t-hall and his girl though.
Dec 1 2023 12:26AM
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nCrow
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 8,764
Idk, but this is my favorite post on here in awhile
Dec 1 2023 1:08AM
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ASAPCarter
Posts: 928 - Karma: 10,510
timdrachantold my girlfriend day we got together if the opportunity arose with ahall or hunter hess its donezo


I showed magma to a girl I was talking to and there was a wet spot on my couch when she got up. Can’t have shit😔
Dec 1 2023 2:37AM
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broskion.edibles
Posts: 238 - Karma: 1,547
As long as it ain't Hunter, you're probably ok.
Dec 1 2023 9:55AM
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butterflywatcher
Posts: 160 - Karma: 799
what do you tell a girl with two black eyes



nothing you already told her twice
Dec 1 2023 10:07AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 75,135
OP you might be fine assuming you don’t have a lisp
Dec 1 2023 7:47PM
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smokes
Posts: 69 - Karma: 883
Good tread
Dec 1 2023 10:46PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 3014 - Karma: 23,161
beck_shredzwhat do you tell a girl with two black eyes



nothing you already told her twice


Virtue signaling hypocrites


Dec 2 2023 4:42AM
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iskeaah
Posts: 248 - Karma: 762
Just found out homie is 5”1, I ain’t tripping
Dec 2 2023 11:20PM
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 412 - Karma: 2,211
You just need to get all 4 way trips, I don’t see another option
Dec 3 2023 2:32PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7675 - Karma: 38,718
STEEZUS_CHRI5TVirtue signaling hypocrites




eh, yours was relevant and clever the other one played off your implications to tell a joke that really isn't relevant.
I stand by my upvotes and downvotes.
Dec 3 2023 4:34PM
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butterflywatcher
Posts: 160 - Karma: 799
TOAST.eh, yours was relevant and clever the other one played off your implications to tell a joke that really isn't relevant.
I stand by my upvotes and downvotes.


i agree my shit was not relavant
Dec 3 2023 8:06PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2531 - Karma: 32,242
tell your girl to slide into Macky's DMs and see what happens
Dec 3 2023 8:27PM
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