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Clout glasses gotta go

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Alex.wackel
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If you wear these on hill (ironically not ironically) please do not talk to me and reevaluate your life choices
2 years ago
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Alex.wackel
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ironically OR* not ironically**
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SmokedGouda
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Id like to propose some alternatives




Hope you enjoyed 🧀🤭🤗🧀
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deac
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sutros>
2 years ago
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weastcoat
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If you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too
2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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nooooo not my pitties
2 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Been seeing these in videos too. They aren't pulling it off and it feels so forced.


2 years ago
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bennwithtwons
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i support people wearing whatever they want but i can't help but feel like wearing obviously non-functional outerwear or gear is just a desperate plea for attention. how about you just have your own style instead of trying to pretend you aren't obviously copying someone who was just fucking around one time and wore something idiotic for a laugh?
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Alex.wackel
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weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


Pit vipers are just as heinous if not worse
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Kundera
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KilaTsunami
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Thought we left those in 2016 smh
2 years ago
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Zurg
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I agree with this 100% except for Pete Koukov. He pulls them off extremely well.
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buck_nasty
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Kundera


That’s what I’m talking about. Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace…
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cool270out
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What should people wear instead?
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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cool270outWhat should people wear instead?






2 years ago
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thebusiness19
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Alex.wackel

If you wear these on hill (ironically not ironically) please do not talk to me and reevaluate your life choices


*egg from strictly entered the chat* hahah
2 years ago
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21CABBAGE
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Gas station Oakley radars for life!!
2 years ago
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21CABBAGE
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...Or those new things that look like big glasses with the foam around the edges and a stretchy strap, I think they're called ski goggles but I could be wrong.
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bandagedbrando
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cool270outWhat should people wear instead?

Goggles like a normal person. Glasses only for street or park in spring
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KilaTsunami
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cool270outWhat should people wear instead?


Pit Vipers duh. They have so many sick new models that aren't just the big safety blocker types.
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Christian_Bale
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who's still actually wearing these though
2 years ago
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cool270out
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bandagedbrandoGoggles like a normal person. Glasses only for street or park in spring

Ok mommy
2 years ago
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Jems
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i have never seen this
2 years ago
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d5r
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my clout goggles are valid or no?

2 years ago
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armchair_skier
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weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


if you wear pit vipers I hope you spin out and get T boned by a cement truck in your angry eye jeep wrangler
2 years ago
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officechair
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If I get a real pair of Christian Roth sunglasses like Kurt wore, would that be okay?
2 years ago
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armchair_skier
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Add buffs to the no no list also

2 years ago
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Session
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weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


Pit Vipers should be shit on first and foremost.
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mikem
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Newsheepers
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TBeen seeing these in videos too. They aren't pulling it off and it feels so forced.




I have those exact glasses I got them for free, but they def suit me well
2 years ago
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Switch270on
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TBeen seeing these in videos too. They aren't pulling it off and it feels so forced.




I’ve seen kids with visor helmets and full dope snow kits with more steez than you do so no opinion for you pal
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I’m not a pit guy but the biggest difference is Pits are way more functional and protect your eyes.
weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too



IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT YOU CAN LEAVE!

IF YOU CAN’T STAND FOR THEM, THEN DON’T STAND BEHIND THEM!

KEEP HONKING, I’M RELOADING!

THIS TRUCK BELONGS TO A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THIN BLUE LINE!

FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE SUPPORTER 2023*


*fraternal order of police is a huge scam. Watch the hbo doc telemarketers. I still see the stickers everywhere
STEEZUS_CHRI5T



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Farmville420
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The ones in the pic actually look p nice I don't see the issue
2 years ago
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Lemuel
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KilaTsunamiThought we left those in 2016 smh

I thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996
d5rmy clout goggles are valid or no?


You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.



also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame
2 years ago
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WoFlowz
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T





federal.
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Switch270onI’ve seen kids with visor helmets and full dope snow kits with more steez than you do so no opinion for you pal


lol
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albinoboy
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These glasses or pits with the helmet hood is the most heinous combo out there almost as bad as ruroc
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KilaTsunami
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armchair_skierif you wear pit vipers I hope you spin out and get T boned by a cement truck in your angry eye jeep wrangler


what a virgin lmao
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KilaTsunami
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LemuelI thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996

You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.



also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame


Gen z starts at 1997, but those heads just conform to whatever trends on TikTok that week. Super soft and mailable.
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KilaTsunami
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LemuelI thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996

You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.



also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame


Couldnt careless what that age group likes or doesn’t.

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2023 at 6:16:46pm
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Titus69
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weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


But have you seen pit vipers version of speed shades? Can’t shit on these things



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hi_vis360
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Clout glasses? Lame, too try hard

Goggles? Lame, you look like a gaper

Pit Vipers? Lame, you look like a white nationalist

Oakleys? Lame, you look like a redneck

Safety glasses? Lame, get some real goggles dumbass

if you don’t gouge your eyes out don’t talk to me this season because you are NOT COOL
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KilaTsunami
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Titus69But have you seen pit vipers version of speed shades? Can’t shit on these things





Banger after banger from PV.. Not even tryna educate these herbs no more
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armchair_skier
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KilaTsunamiwhat a virgin lmao



2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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goggles under the helmet with clear lenses are the only valid option. or nothing at all.
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MichiganCatFart
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KilaTsunamiGen z starts at 1997, but those heads just conform to whatever trends on TikTok that week. Super soft and mailable.

Can confirm, I have quite a mailable skull
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Tucko
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weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too

Hot take but i like pit vipers (or any other large lens sunnies, i got giros) since they provide a little bit of wind protection without the bulk of goggles, even at the cost of looking like a pretentious douche bag
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Alex.wackel
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T





Those would still be better
2 years ago
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Alex.wackel
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cool270outWhat should people wear instead?


Anything but those or shit vipers
2 years ago
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Alex.wackel
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Christian_Balewho's still actually wearing these though


You’d be surprised. Unfortunately seen too many of these in the wild
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Alex.wackel
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Jemsi have never seen this


Consider yourself lucky
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