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Clout glasses gotta go

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Alex.wackel
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If you wear these on hill (ironically not ironically) please do not talk to me and reevaluate your life choices
Nov 15 2023 1:33AM
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Alex.wackel
Posts: 8 - Karma: 168
ironically OR* not ironically**
Nov 15 2023 1:37AM
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SmokedGouda
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Id like to propose some alternatives




Hope you enjoyed 🧀🤭🤗🧀
Nov 15 2023 1:38AM
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deac
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sutros>
Nov 15 2023 2:26AM
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weastcoat
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If you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too
Nov 15 2023 9:44AM
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SteezyYeeter
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nooooo not my pitties
Nov 15 2023 9:55AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Been seeing these in videos too. They aren't pulling it off and it feels so forced.


Nov 15 2023 10:02AM
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bennwithtwons
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i support people wearing whatever they want but i can't help but feel like wearing obviously non-functional outerwear or gear is just a desperate plea for attention. how about you just have your own style instead of trying to pretend you aren't obviously copying someone who was just fucking around one time and wore something idiotic for a laugh?
Nov 15 2023 11:10AM
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Alex.wackel
Posts: 8 - Karma: 168
weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


Pit vipers are just as heinous if not worse
Nov 15 2023 11:36AM
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Kundera
Posts: 323 - Karma: 3,607
Nov 15 2023 11:44AM
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KilaTsunami
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Thought we left those in 2016 smh
Nov 15 2023 11:53AM
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Zurg
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I agree with this 100% except for Pete Koukov. He pulls them off extremely well.
Nov 15 2023 12:23PM
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buck_nasty
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,366
Kundera


That’s what I’m talking about. Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace…
Nov 15 2023 12:30PM
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cool270out
Posts: 943 - Karma: 8,178
What should people wear instead?
Nov 15 2023 12:40PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 23,322
cool270outWhat should people wear instead?






Nov 15 2023 12:45PM
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thebusiness19
Posts: 872 - Karma: 7,131
Alex.wackel

If you wear these on hill (ironically not ironically) please do not talk to me and reevaluate your life choices


*egg from strictly entered the chat* hahah
Nov 15 2023 12:54PM
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21CABBAGE
Posts: 249 - Karma: 1,509
Gas station Oakley radars for life!!
Nov 15 2023 1:02PM
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21CABBAGE
Posts: 249 - Karma: 1,509
...Or those new things that look like big glasses with the foam around the edges and a stretchy strap, I think they're called ski goggles but I could be wrong.
Nov 15 2023 1:04PM
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bandagedbrando
Posts: 172 - Karma: 1,124
cool270outWhat should people wear instead?

Goggles like a normal person. Glasses only for street or park in spring
Nov 15 2023 1:10PM
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KilaTsunami
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cool270outWhat should people wear instead?


Pit Vipers duh. They have so many sick new models that aren't just the big safety blocker types.
Nov 15 2023 1:10PM
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Christian_Bale
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who's still actually wearing these though
Nov 15 2023 1:23PM
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cool270out
Posts: 943 - Karma: 8,178
bandagedbrandoGoggles like a normal person. Glasses only for street or park in spring

Ok mommy
Nov 15 2023 1:29PM
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Jems
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i have never seen this
Nov 15 2023 1:34PM
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d5r
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my clout goggles are valid or no?

Nov 15 2023 1:39PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 34,368
weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


if you wear pit vipers I hope you spin out and get T boned by a cement truck in your angry eye jeep wrangler
Nov 15 2023 1:54PM
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officechair
Posts: 350 - Karma: 2,853
If I get a real pair of Christian Roth sunglasses like Kurt wore, would that be okay?
Nov 15 2023 2:04PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 34,368
Add buffs to the no no list also

Nov 15 2023 2:36PM
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Session
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weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


Pit Vipers should be shit on first and foremost.
Nov 15 2023 2:40PM
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mikem
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Nov 15 2023 2:51PM
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Newsheepers
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TBeen seeing these in videos too. They aren't pulling it off and it feels so forced.




I have those exact glasses I got them for free, but they def suit me well
Nov 15 2023 3:35PM
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Switch270on
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TBeen seeing these in videos too. They aren't pulling it off and it feels so forced.




I’ve seen kids with visor helmets and full dope snow kits with more steez than you do so no opinion for you pal
Nov 15 2023 4:03PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I’m not a pit guy but the biggest difference is Pits are way more functional and protect your eyes.
weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too



IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT YOU CAN LEAVE!

IF YOU CAN’T STAND FOR THEM, THEN DON’T STAND BEHIND THEM!

KEEP HONKING, I’M RELOADING!

THIS TRUCK BELONGS TO A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THIN BLUE LINE!

FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE SUPPORTER 2023*


*fraternal order of police is a huge scam. Watch the hbo doc telemarketers. I still see the stickers everywhere
STEEZUS_CHRI5T



Nov 15 2023 4:04PM
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Farmville420
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The ones in the pic actually look p nice I don't see the issue
Nov 15 2023 4:52PM
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Lemuel
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KilaTsunamiThought we left those in 2016 smh

I thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996
d5rmy clout goggles are valid or no?


You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.



also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame
Nov 15 2023 4:53PM
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WoFlowz
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T





federal.
Nov 15 2023 5:10PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Switch270onI’ve seen kids with visor helmets and full dope snow kits with more steez than you do so no opinion for you pal


lol
Nov 15 2023 5:17PM
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albinoboy
Posts: 377 - Karma: 2,151
These glasses or pits with the helmet hood is the most heinous combo out there almost as bad as ruroc
Nov 15 2023 5:31PM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 32,245
armchair_skierif you wear pit vipers I hope you spin out and get T boned by a cement truck in your angry eye jeep wrangler


what a virgin lmao
Nov 15 2023 5:50PM
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KilaTsunami
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LemuelI thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996

You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.



also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame


Gen z starts at 1997, but those heads just conform to whatever trends on TikTok that week. Super soft and mailable.
Nov 15 2023 6:07PM
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KilaTsunami
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LemuelI thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996

You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.



also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame


Couldnt careless what that age group likes or doesn’t.

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2023 at 6:16:46pm
Nov 15 2023 6:16PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,963
weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too


But have you seen pit vipers version of speed shades? Can’t shit on these things



Nov 15 2023 6:30PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5334 - Karma: 55,437
Clout glasses? Lame, too try hard

Goggles? Lame, you look like a gaper

Pit Vipers? Lame, you look like a white nationalist

Oakleys? Lame, you look like a redneck

Safety glasses? Lame, get some real goggles dumbass

if you don’t gouge your eyes out don’t talk to me this season because you are NOT COOL
Nov 15 2023 7:47PM
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KilaTsunami
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Titus69But have you seen pit vipers version of speed shades? Can’t shit on these things





Banger after banger from PV.. Not even tryna educate these herbs no more
Nov 15 2023 7:50PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 34,368
KilaTsunamiwhat a virgin lmao



Nov 15 2023 7:59PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 4027 - Karma: -13,421
goggles under the helmet with clear lenses are the only valid option. or nothing at all.
Nov 15 2023 8:00PM
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MichiganCatFart
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KilaTsunamiGen z starts at 1997, but those heads just conform to whatever trends on TikTok that week. Super soft and mailable.

Can confirm, I have quite a mailable skull
Nov 15 2023 8:26PM
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Tucko
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weastcoatIf you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too

Hot take but i like pit vipers (or any other large lens sunnies, i got giros) since they provide a little bit of wind protection without the bulk of goggles, even at the cost of looking like a pretentious douche bag
Nov 15 2023 10:37PM
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Alex.wackel
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T





Those would still be better
Nov 16 2023 12:50AM
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Alex.wackel
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cool270outWhat should people wear instead?


Anything but those or shit vipers
Nov 16 2023 12:51AM
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Alex.wackel
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Christian_Balewho's still actually wearing these though


You’d be surprised. Unfortunately seen too many of these in the wild
Nov 16 2023 12:52AM
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Alex.wackel
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Jemsi have never seen this


Consider yourself lucky
Nov 16 2023 12:52AM
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