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Jemskis 2023/24 drop preorders

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Jems
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new jemskis coming out soon make sure to preorder

sizes:
-171
-180
-189

width is 100mm underfoot 128mm tip/tail

skis start at $700 and preorders come with a bag full of my hair and a jar full of jems bath water
Sep 14 2023 3:36PM
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lil.Boye
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How is the ditch preformance? I need to know
Sep 14 2023 4:03PM
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dwt802
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lil.BoyeHow is the ditch preformance? I need to know


If anyone needs to know it is you for sure

Jemskis 2024
Sep 14 2023 6:36PM
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Thegenericskier
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How is this going to affect the local trout population?
Sep 14 2023 7:44PM
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,600
Do you accept payment in newschoolers upvotes?
Sep 14 2023 10:14PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 70,192
Jemskis review:
topsheet boring af
edges blow out
shaped like a hammerhead shark
jems bath water was excellent especially with the hair

**This post was edited on Sep 15th 2023 at 1:48:59am
Sep 15 2023 1:48AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3604 - Karma: 26,936
The bag full of hair and bath water is better than free bindings!
Sep 15 2023 5:17AM
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Calvin8200
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I’ll buy just for the bath water
Sep 15 2023 2:44PM
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ModMommy
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I’ll take 2
Sep 15 2023 7:18PM
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mikem
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Jemskis!
Sep 15 2023 8:49PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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can I write it off on my taxes as a charitable donation?
Sep 15 2023 11:33PM
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weastcoat
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BradFiAusNzCoCacan I write it off on my taxes as a charitable donation?


"Donation to special needs foundation"
Sep 16 2023 12:40PM
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lootlake
Posts: 1071 - Karma: 7,012
Jemsnew jemskis coming out soon make sure to preorder

sizes:
-171
-180
-189

width is 100mm underfoot 128mm tip/tail

skis start at $700 and preorders come with a bag full of my hair and a jar full of jems bath water


When ??
Sep 16 2023 1:17PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8089 - Karma: 64,402
throw in a toenail or two and u got a deal
Sep 16 2023 3:47PM
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GayWolf420
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the skis are okay. Really wish he threw in his arms for us to eat though. Jems has tasty arms.
Sep 16 2023 3:56PM
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