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Most Devious Senior prank

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Newsheepers
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I've seen like 5 of these threads but they are all like 20 years old
Okay so this years senior prank at my school sucked ass like this is the lamest shit ever that it actually made me mad. All they did is throw some desks near the entrance and toilet paper everywhere.
Next year me and my friends are planning on something devious, but we need more ideas.
May 23 2023 11:06AM
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Newsheepers
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I was thinking of taking the whip through the school and running a bunch of kids over and when the cops come I'll let them know it's just a prank and we'll continue, just give em a couple scratches type ish though
May 23 2023 11:08AM
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Andi_G
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Put a mattress in the pool and it'll take a crane to get it out
May 23 2023 11:44AM
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TOAST.
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AndrewGravesSVPut a mattress in the pool and it'll take a crane to get it out

you got it backwards buddy, you put the crane in the pool and they will have to use a matress to get it out
May 23 2023 12:11PM
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Newsheepers
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TOAST.you got it backwards buddy, you put the crane in the pool and they will have to use a matress to get it out


lmao i just read that in the other thread
May 23 2023 12:13PM
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Newsheepers
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most schools near us have a big ass rock that they paint stuff on, we're thinking of putting walls around ours and pouring cement, besides those rocks are lame asf
May 23 2023 12:14PM
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WoFlowz
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my schools seniors ordered 1,000 sticky hands and handed them out to throw sth the ceiling of our main foyer and u can’t see the ceiling tiles anymore. plus it’s 2 storied tall so the school can’t removed them until all the students are out and the can get a lift in
May 23 2023 12:17PM
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Newsheepers
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WoFlowzmy schools seniors ordered 1,000 sticky hands and handed them out to throw sth the ceiling of our main foyer and u can’t see the ceiling tiles anymore. plus it’s 2 storied tall so the school can’t removed them until all the students are out and the can get a lift in


thats actually pretty creative, I'm pretty sure our school is retarded and makes everyone get the pranks approved, thats not happening next year.
May 23 2023 12:19PM
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Thegenericskier
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currently us seniors are planning to bring a cow into the school
May 23 2023 12:19PM
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Biffbarf
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AndrewGravesSVPut a mattress in the pool and it'll take a crane to get it out


Or 30 mins and some wirecutters
May 23 2023 12:20PM
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icy_park_jump
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Slip-n slide in the hallway
May 23 2023 1:43PM
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dwt802
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If you really want to fuck over the school and everyone in it for a good while, aquire gallons of deer urine, and dump that shit literally everywhere.

Back when I was in highschool, as a junior, the seniors did just that and it was miserable. School got canceled for a day and it smelled like molding deer piss until school ended. Teachers, staff, and srudents were so pissed as a collective, it was ultimate.
May 23 2023 4:12PM
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GayWolf420
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Bomb threat so that everyone gets the day off of school
May 23 2023 7:37PM
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Newsheepers
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CoolChillGuy420Bomb threat so that everyone gets the day off of school


Nah fr I've thought of a way to get away with this but it'd be so easy for them to find out its me
May 23 2023 7:57PM
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HypeBeast
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Wait til op realizes good senior pranks are urban legend and don't matter. People don't do anything good and when they do, well they don't graduate.
May 23 2023 7:59PM
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SteezyYeeter
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May 23 2023 8:36PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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Order a 6 foot dildo then construction adhesive it to the floor in the main foyer minutes before people start to show up and put lube all over it so when staff try and pick it up they just look like they’re jacking off a big ol cock
May 23 2023 10:00PM
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Pablo_Sanchez
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We had a kid who managed to play the most ridiculous porn dialogue over the intercom and got away with it for a solid 10-15 seconds, that was so fucking funny lmao. Wasn’t even morning announcements, I was just sitting in calc and it randomly just started playing in every classroom

i also like the idea of bringing a cow or a bunch of goats and letting them roam free

**This post was edited on May 23rd 2023 at 10:19:05pm
May 23 2023 10:17PM
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Newsheepers
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Turd__AuthorityWait til op realizes good senior pranks are urban legend and don't matter. People don't do anything good and when they do, well they don't graduate.

I'm fine with not walking during graduation because this school can suck my dick, they basically cancelled me from sports, and then cried when I didn't join track
MoneyMakerMikeOrder a 6 foot dildo then construction adhesive it to the floor in the main foyer minutes before people start to show up and put lube all over it so when staff try and pick it up they just look like they’re jacking off a big ol cock

this funny asf where would I get such a thing
Pablo_SanchezWe had a kid who managed to play the most ridiculous porn dialogue over the intercom and got away with it for a solid 10-15 seconds, that was so fucking funny lmao. Wasn’t even morning announcements, I was just sitting in calc and it randomly just started playing in every classroom

i also like the idea of bringing a cow or a bunch of goats and letting them roam free

**This post was edited on May 23rd 2023 at 10:19:05pm

they let kids talk on the announcements all the time, this is very possible, earrape would be easier to get away with though
May 23 2023 10:32PM
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iFlip
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MoneyMakerMikeOrder a 6 foot dildo then construction adhesive it to the floor in the main foyer minutes before people start to show up and put lube all over it so when staff try and pick it up they just look like they’re jacking off a big ol cock
Newsheepersthis funny asf where would I get such a thing

There should be several to choose from in your mom's room.
May 23 2023 10:40PM
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Farmville420
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bought 500 live crickets from a pet store and dumped them into the HVAC system in the library
May 23 2023 11:16PM
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GayWolf420
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We turned the PC Hill into "POT" like some unorignal stoners as my senior prank. Went up there at like 2am with my homies and laid down gigantic rolls of paper my friend found somewhere. Was a huge riot for the people driving-in that morning up until the city cleaned it up rather quickly.
May 23 2023 11:19PM
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Newsheepers
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iFlipThere should be several to choose from in your mom's room.

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Farmville420bought 500 live crickets from a pet store and dumped them into the HVAC system in the library

lmao seen something like that in the other thread
CoolChillGuy420We turned the PC Hill into "POT" like some unorignal stoners as my senior prank. Went up there at like 2am with my homies and laid down gigantic rolls of paper my friend found somewhere. Was a huge riot for the people driving-in that morning up until the city cleaned it up rather quickly.

gotta paint it next time
May 23 2023 11:25PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Thegenericskiercurrently us seniors are planning to bring a cow into the school

When I was a freshman our seniors somehow got a cow on the elevator up to the second floor but it would not go back in for a very long time lol
Farmville420bought 500 live crickets from a pet store and dumped them into the HVAC system in the library

We thought about putting a bunch of ladybug eggs in the HVAC system but no one would even notice til school's all out
May 24 2023 3:41AM
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kbrando
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We bought a bunch of pad locks and put them on random freshman lockers, when they came out to get their stuff to go to the next class, their lockers were locked and no one knew the codes. The maintenance department had to get bolt cutters to remove the locks so they could get their stuff.
May 24 2023 6:27AM
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egirl.ski
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NewsheepersI've seen like 5 of these threads but they are all like 20 years old
Okay so this years senior prank at my school sucked ass like this is the lamest shit ever that it actually made me mad. All they did is throw some desks near the entrance and toilet paper everywhere.
Next year me and my friends are planning on something devious, but we need more ideas.


we took all of the chairs from the academic buildings and arranged them on our soccer field. It must have been 400+ chairs set up in an arch with an isle down the middle. Then two students had a wedding. I was the ring-bearer. It took multiple hours of hooning around in trucks filled with chairs to get set up.

and we took the imported Japanese minitruck and put in the lobby of the dining hall.
May 24 2023 10:47AM
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Rparr
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dwt802If you really want to fuck over the school and everyone in it for a good while, aquire gallons of deer urine, and dump that shit literally everywhere.

Back when I was in highschool, as a junior, the seniors did just that and it was miserable. School got canceled for a day and it smelled like molding deer piss until school ended. Teachers, staff, and srudents were so pissed as a collective, it was ultimate.


the exact same thing happened at my school lmao
May 24 2023 11:02AM
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dwt802
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Rparrthe exact same thing happened at my school lmao


No way that’s wildin, it really was a fucked prank. I can still smell it in the back of my head.
May 24 2023 1:11PM
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mountaindewgirl
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My class didn't do any, so I just did a small one with a couple friends.

The district school board was having a meeting that night, so we took their framed portrait photos in the lecture hall and swapped them with some star wars photos.

For them to get their photos back, we made a fun, gradual, math-themed scavenger hunt in the room.

They totally took the bait and did it as part of the school board meeting, which was pretty well attended.

The board members were all going along with it together, solving the clues, thinking it was cute and sweet how clever the seniors were being.

Finally, the ending to it was "solve this last equation, and your photos are under those numbered chairs in the lecture hall!"

But no one could figure out the answer in a reasonable manner because the last equation was a stupidly hard calculus problem.

The board had to get the meeting going, so they just had everyone in the audience look under their chairs...

We had taped porn pictures under all the chairs. 😂

I wish I was there to witness it, but I just heard the story in the principals office the next day. Sounds like it was a riot lol.
May 25 2023 3:01AM
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theabortionator
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I found a website where you could buy 10k bouncey balls wholesale. Think it was like 50 bucks or 100. Idk. Was going to try to get a few and unleash them down the main stairs at lunch. On the mellow side just cool visually. On the other side. Complete mayhem breaks loose.
I spent my money on weed instead. Saw somebody sent like 10k or so down a hill in SF in the next years. Def looked pretty cool
May 25 2023 3:12AM
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techdeckjuul
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i’m graduating this year so i’ve had some ideas brewing

dishwasher or laundry machine filled with quick cement in the middle of the field. it’ll be a hell of a time to move them.

my personal favourite idea is a bit expensive but i thoroughly enjoy it, you have to procure an unreasonable amount of crabs and lobsters and just let ‘em loose throughout the school.
May 25 2023 4:10AM
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GrandThings
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Not my year, but when I was a freshman the seniors pulled the best prank ever and got us a day off school.

Where I'm from, tons of kids had plows on there trucks, so they pushed tons of snow in front of the doors and also poured water in the locks so they'd freeze. The janitors got there at like 5am to open the school but weren't able to clear enough emergency entrances to like meet the safety codes and they had to close the school

They did get in a ton of trouble but only because the janitors and lunch ladies are paid hourly and missed a day of wages. We did a school fundraiser for them and the guys avoided suspension. They called it Senior Snow Day and it was dope.
May 25 2023 9:54AM
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Newsheepers
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GrandThingsNot my year, but when I was a freshman the seniors pulled the best prank ever and got us a day off school.

Where I'm from, tons of kids had plows on there trucks, so they pushed tons of snow in front of the doors and also poured water in the locks so they'd freeze. The janitors got there at like 5am to open the school but weren't able to clear enough emergency entrances to like meet the safety codes and they had to close the school

They did get in a ton of trouble but only because the janitors and lunch ladies are paid hourly and missed a day of wages. We did a school fundraiser for them and the guys avoided suspension. They called it Senior Snow Day and it was dope.


when was this during the year?
May 25 2023 10:03AM
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GrandThings
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Newsheeperswhen was this during the year?


Black History Month
May 25 2023 10:11AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Not clever enough to be a prank but my gf said every year during senior finals all the meat head senior boys whose plan was to go work on an oil rig or something would just leave their exams right away and ride their atvs and dirt bikes around the school to terrorise everyone with prospects who were trying to write their finals.
May 25 2023 5:48PM
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dognutsdogfart
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dwt802If you really want to fuck over the school and everyone in it for a good while, aquire gallons of deer urine, and dump that shit literally everywhere.

Back when I was in highschool, as a junior, the seniors did just that and it was miserable. School got canceled for a day and it smelled like molding deer piss until school ended. Teachers, staff, and srudents were so pissed as a collective, it was ultimate.


how on earth does one even acquire deer piss
May 26 2023 12:26AM
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Biffbarf
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dognutshow on earth does one even acquire deer piss


Anywhere that sells hunting gear, walmart might have it in more rural areas even
May 26 2023 12:36AM
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dognutsdogfart
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ASSholebomber22Anywhere that sells hunting gear, walmart might have it in more rural areas even

that’s interesting lol
how do they get it is the real question tho
May 26 2023 1:00AM
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Rparr
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dognutsthat’s interesting lol
how do they get it is the real question tho


Some things are best left unknown
May 26 2023 3:54AM
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dwt802
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dognutshow on earth does one even acquire deer piss


RparrSome things are best left unknown


Always wondered that too, they sold it at the nearby walmart but never understood how they harvest it…
May 26 2023 11:23AM
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theabortionator
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dwt802Always wondered that too, they sold it at the nearby walmart but never understood how they harvest it…


Deer are just out trying to make a living just like anyone else. Everyone pees, might as well get paid for it. Don't knock the hustle
May 26 2023 3:24PM
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piss.boy
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this years seniors borrowed an ambulance and a bunch of random cars and parked them out front to make it look like an accident happened in the morning
May 27 2023 11:32AM
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Mixy
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AndrewGravesSVPut a mattress in the pool and it'll take a crane to get it out


this brings a tear to my eye
May 27 2023 5:31PM
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asparagus
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piss.boythis years seniors borrowed an ambulance and a bunch of random cars and parked them out front to make it look like an accident happened in the morning

How do you borrow an ambulance
Jun 6 2023 1:40PM
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piss.boy
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asparagusHow do you borrow an ambulance


small town
Jun 6 2023 5:28PM
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WoFlowz
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last years seniors filled the entire foyer to the ceiling with ballons
Jun 6 2023 6:31PM
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HypeBeast
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Op ain't got this level of balls. Also funny the school has literally zero security system given they were able to do all this. It probably took a while. In other words, schools are great places to burglarize apparently

[URL]https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/piedmont-triad/photos-alamance-burlington-school-system-offers-new-look-into-damage-caused-by-senior-pranks-at-local-schools/amp[/URL]/
Jun 8 2023 8:32AM
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TOAST.
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Turd__AuthorityOp ain't got this level of balls. Also funny the school has literally zero security system given they were able to do all this. It probably took a while. In other words, schools are great places to burglarize apparently

[URL]https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/piedmont-triad/photos-alamance-burlington-school-system-offers-new-look-into-damage-caused-by-senior-pranks-at-local-schools/amp[/URL]/

pranks are different than vandalism.
Jun 8 2023 9:18AM
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HypeBeast
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TOAST.pranks are different than vandalism.


No shit, have you read any of the other responses?
Jun 8 2023 9:50AM
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Newsheepers
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Turd__AuthorityOp ain't got this level of balls. Also funny the school has literally zero security system given they were able to do all this. It probably took a while. In other words, schools are great places to burglarize apparently

[URL]https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/piedmont-triad/photos-alamance-burlington-school-system-offers-new-look-into-damage-caused-by-senior-pranks-at-local-schools/amp[/URL]/


this shows we can still have kindhearted, harmless pranks that are funny and easy to clean up
Jun 8 2023 10:54AM
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PUBES
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