Member of the Month

GayWolf420
June, 2025

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Unlikely predictions for 2028

profile picture
Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,603
Jesper leaves head for faction

Line skis absorbed into K2

Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media

Karsteder wins Olympic gold

Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular

Jibberish goes out of business

Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing

Newschoolers is dead
2 years ago
78 5
profile picture
Jems
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 101,666
jems
2 years ago
42 8
profile picture
2buckets
Posts: 26 - Karma: 336
jems
2 years ago
35 1
profile picture
Newsheepers
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 4,237
Vish-shoeNewschoolers is dead


2 years ago
16 5
profile picture
verynormalguy
Posts: 502 - Karma: 8,156
already is man
Vish-shoeSnow Skating becomes incredibly popular
2 years ago
13 0
profile picture
KilaTsunami
Posts: 3361 - Karma: 32,454
KilaTsunami gets a real job
2 years ago
31 0
profile picture
piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,621
half of these seem extremely likely
2 years ago
35 0
profile picture
Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,603
Jemsjems

Jems dies in explosion caused by unexplained gas leak on July 3 2024
2 years ago
30 5
profile picture
Jems
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 101,666
Vish-shoeJems dies in explosion caused by unexplained gas leak on July 3 2024

vish-shoe gets no hoes may 18th 2023
2 years ago
78 0
profile picture
piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,621
-k2 will do a retro raichle color way for the ft molds
-x games wont end but will “die” and be mainstream garbage with more minecraft clips then this year
-Some drama about a trans person competing in womens comps
2 years ago
34 1
profile picture
Newsheepers
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 4,237
October 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake
2 years ago
12 39
profile picture
BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7548 - Karma: 67,082
The Winter Olympics happen at places with snow issues for 3 ceremonies row. Oh wait..
2 years ago
19 1
profile picture
Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,603
NewsheepersOctober 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake

please don’t ruin this thread
2 years ago
43 1
profile picture
Rfick_44
Posts: 20 - Karma: 3
Does dope snow die 🙏🙏🙏
2 years ago
30 0
profile picture
SteezyYeeter
Posts: 4068 - Karma: -13,828
NewsheepersOctober 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake

they already did lol
2 years ago
3 23
profile picture
Raf.Diaz.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 11,765
Jesper leaves head for Jems

Line skis absorbed into Jems

Jems becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Jems becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on Jems

Jems wins Olympic gold

Jems becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Jems becomes incredibly popular

Jems goes out of business

Jems grows a following outside of skiing

Jems is dead
2 years ago
66 0
profile picture
ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6448 - Karma: 70,209
Jems is a monkey confirmed
2 years ago
20 0
profile picture
Icant_kfed
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 11,596
piss.boyhalf of these seem extremely likely


Yeah that’s kind of the idea
2 years ago
3 4
profile picture
piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,621
Icant_kfedYeah that’s kind of the idea



2 years ago
15 0
profile picture
Icant_kfed
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 11,596
piss.boy


My bad I’m minorly dyslexic
2 years ago
10 0
profile picture
-Dan
Posts: 7193 - Karma: 53,520
I’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
2 years ago
67 0
profile picture
VISHNU
Posts: 616 - Karma: 23,441
Juneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one
-DanI’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
2 years ago
38 0
profile picture
rojo.grande
Posts: 1544 - Karma: 12,590
-DanI’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.


second to last sentence be hitting
2 years ago
17 0
profile picture
sindreplassen
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 10,766
VISHNUJuneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one


its ok, but not as good as monster mango loco
2 years ago
8 0
profile picture
-Dan
Posts: 7193 - Karma: 53,520
VISHNUJuneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one

It hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
2 years ago
19 0
profile picture
BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9641 - Karma: 71,740
Snowbird and Alta leave the Ikon pass for good

I represent the US in the 2028 Olympics for table tennis

Newschoolers experiences a renaissance of new users from something that goes mega-viral somewhere

The search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find

I end up in a normal healthy relationship
2 years ago
40 0
profile picture
Celery
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 26,638
Fig apple was the best redbull ever

-DanIt hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
2 years ago
4 2
profile picture
Farmville420
Posts: 5190 - Karma: 67,477
Town 9 in 2 days let's flipping go
2 years ago
6 2
profile picture
steez_apprentice
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 7,546
Newschoolers gets a website overhaul so it doesn't stay looking like a 4chan message board, searchbar actually functions, and embeds actually work
2 years ago
14 2
profile picture
Newsheepers
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 4,237
donald trump finishes up his second term and unemployment rates are at an all time low, there is no lower class. China is in debt to the US. Russia sends nuclear bomb to china, china counters by sending an endangered species of charizard to moscow.
2 years ago
9 19
profile picture
bogust
Posts: 715 - Karma: 7,424
-DanIt hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.


Original all the way
2 years ago
5 0
profile picture
bogust
Posts: 715 - Karma: 7,424
my 2028 prediction is that Conner Garber is gonna be the top comp skier
2 years ago
3 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 38200 - Karma: 131,014
The ride never ends, bros.
2 years ago
2 0
profile picture
a_burger
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 21,143
sindreplassenits ok, but not as good as monster mango loco


excellent taste
2 years ago
4 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61962 - Karma: 126,799
@Vish-shoe will be a mod
2 years ago
25 0
profile picture
Newsheepers
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 4,237
eheath@Vish-shoe will be a mod


thats pretty likely since I'll have bought newschoolers by then (Millionaire off forex).
2 years ago
12 1
profile picture
Trifes
Posts: 668 - Karma: 5,621
Vish-shoeJesper leaves head for faction

Line skis absorbed into K2

Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media

Karsteder wins Olympic gold

Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular

Jibberish goes out of business

Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing

Newschoolers is dead


#4 doesn't seem unrealistic with how the ski development is going, the skis i saw look pretty sick
2 years ago
7 0
profile picture
SofaKingSick
Posts: 9766 - Karma: 66,016
BigPurpleSkiSuitThe search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find


steez_apprenticeNewschoolers searchbar actually functions


google site:newschoolers.com + search terms. it works super well and NS would be fools to waste time/money trying to reinvent the google wheel

just a PSA
2 years ago
5 0
profile picture
Whackson
Posts: 466 - Karma: 4,030
Harlaut takes on family wine biz
2 years ago
24 0
profile picture
KilaTsunami
Posts: 3361 - Karma: 32,454
-DanPeach is still best.

THANK YOU! All my friends say watermelon, and I’m like ???
2 years ago
6 0
profile picture
Young_patty
Posts: 3347 - Karma: 39,328
- The Line Afterbang will return.

- And with the second coming of the Line Afterbang, all the good skiers will ascend to ski-heaven.

- After this rapture, the jerries and posers will be the only remaining ones left.



- The four horseman of the apocalypse: drought,
El Niño winters,
upper management,
and expensive parking,
will ascend to earth and the end days will begin.
2 years ago
12 0
profile picture
tomfoolery
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,898
NewsheepersOctober 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake


@Lafam
2 years ago
7 6
profile picture
LilFiddy
Posts: 87 - Karma: 419
sindreplassenits ok, but not as good as monster mango loco


Dawg that shit tastes great, but today after I had one I had the runniest shit of my life in a porta-potty with thin ass toilet paper. Worst day of my life LOL
2 years ago
0 0
profile picture
partyandBS
Posts: 6019 - Karma: 93,296
Single tip skis become core

eheath is finally respected

Zootspace buys a durable table

Schizo and ModMommy get a divorce

Fitted pants and parachute jackets are in

Sego corners the playground market in the PNW

NS changes logo to Cheddar
2 years ago
15 0
profile picture
deadhead420
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 18,913
partyandBSFitted pants and parachute jackets are in

2 years ago
6 1
profile picture
bootspace
Posts: 438 - Karma: 3,717
steep 2 becomes the most played game of all time
2 years ago
2 0
profile picture
hank.ski
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 4,038
-Massive influx of revenue toward dry slopes and fridge hills slated to open in 2030
-Pricepoint jib skis like honey badger outsell performance carving skis
-Cropped Anoraks with pop art and graffiti inspired designs, paired with baggy techwear-inspired pants. Bestselling outerwear companies based in Korea and Norway
2 years ago
6 0
profile picture
VISHNU
Posts: 616 - Karma: 23,441
Reporting back, I tried the Juneberry and it is just alright. Nothing wrong with it necessarily, just not a shining example of a special bev. Kind of reminds me of blue Kool Aid flavor. Middle of the pack, would buy occasionally just to mix things up. In a perfect world I am reaching for the Fig Apple Red Bull (or sugar free regular) but I am definitely known at the CVS by my gym for having a Peach in my hand from time to time.
-DanIt hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
2 years ago
15 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 38200 - Karma: 131,014
2028:
- Zootspace 5 comes out.

- The industry becomes eradicated from kids who grew up "Skiing" via going on ski trips to Deer Valley/Alta and have Marketing Degrees, anyone who went to an Ivy League school, anyone who went to the U, etc.

- Kits are probably retarded-as-fuck as per usual but thats skiing.

- Freeride World Tour becomes apart of that stupid Visa Freestyle Worldcup bullshit involving mogul skiing.

- Big Air becomes Aerials

- X-Games is no more. It gets taken over by incels playing competitive video games.

- Slopestyle gets discontinued as an Olympic Event because the judges still can't get their shit together.

- Dad Carves and Carving is the new vibe.



Screen cap my post please and thank you.
2 years ago
4 1
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 38200 - Karma: 131,014
Also people still can't figure out that Pivots are trash-as-fuck bindings and they release their newest, overpriced, and over-colored garbage as per uuush.
2 years ago
1 9
profile picture
tutipups
Posts: 1691 - Karma: 10,625
sindreplassenits ok, but not as good as monster mango loco

preach homie
2 years ago
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4); Currently it's 1:04PM