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Unlikely predictions for 2028

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Vish-shoe
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Jesper leaves head for faction

Line skis absorbed into K2

Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media

Karsteder wins Olympic gold

Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular

Jibberish goes out of business

Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing

Newschoolers is dead
May 18 2023 9:17AM
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Jems
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jems
May 18 2023 9:51AM
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2buckets
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jems
May 18 2023 9:53AM
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Newsheepers
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Vish-shoeNewschoolers is dead


May 18 2023 9:54AM
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verynormalguy
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already is man
Vish-shoeSnow Skating becomes incredibly popular
May 18 2023 10:21AM
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KilaTsunami
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KilaTsunami gets a real job
May 18 2023 10:34AM
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piss.boy
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half of these seem extremely likely
May 18 2023 10:54AM
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Vish-shoe
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Jemsjems

Jems dies in explosion caused by unexplained gas leak on July 3 2024
May 18 2023 10:56AM
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Jems
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Vish-shoeJems dies in explosion caused by unexplained gas leak on July 3 2024

vish-shoe gets no hoes may 18th 2023
May 18 2023 10:59AM
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piss.boy
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-k2 will do a retro raichle color way for the ft molds
-x games wont end but will “die” and be mainstream garbage with more minecraft clips then this year
-Some drama about a trans person competing in womens comps
May 18 2023 11:00AM
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Newsheepers
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October 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake
May 18 2023 11:19AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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The Winter Olympics happen at places with snow issues for 3 ceremonies row. Oh wait..
May 18 2023 11:20AM
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Vish-shoe
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NewsheepersOctober 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake

please don’t ruin this thread
May 18 2023 11:20AM
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Rfick_44
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Does dope snow die 🙏🙏🙏
May 18 2023 12:51PM
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SteezyYeeter
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NewsheepersOctober 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake

they already did lol
May 18 2023 12:52PM
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Raf.Diaz.
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Jesper leaves head for Jems

Line skis absorbed into Jems

Jems becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Jems becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on Jems

Jems wins Olympic gold

Jems becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Jems becomes incredibly popular

Jems goes out of business

Jems grows a following outside of skiing

Jems is dead
May 18 2023 1:13PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Jems is a monkey confirmed
May 18 2023 1:22PM
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Icant_kfed
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piss.boyhalf of these seem extremely likely


Yeah that’s kind of the idea
May 18 2023 1:38PM
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piss.boy
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Icant_kfedYeah that’s kind of the idea



May 18 2023 2:05PM
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Icant_kfed
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piss.boy


My bad I’m minorly dyslexic
May 18 2023 3:59PM
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-Dan
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I’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
May 18 2023 4:15PM
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VISHNU
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Juneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one
-DanI’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.
May 18 2023 4:32PM
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rojo.grande
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-DanI’m sitting at the picnic table outside the gas station next to where I work. I just ate two slices of cheese pizza while sipping the summer edition Juneberry Red Bull flavor. I grabbed two napkins but only needed one. The sun is shining with a slight breeze.


second to last sentence be hitting
May 18 2023 4:53PM
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sindreplassen
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VISHNUJuneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one


its ok, but not as good as monster mango loco
May 18 2023 4:53PM
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-Dan
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VISHNUJuneberry? Is it hitting? Havent tried that one

It hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
May 18 2023 5:13PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Snowbird and Alta leave the Ikon pass for good

I represent the US in the 2028 Olympics for table tennis

Newschoolers experiences a renaissance of new users from something that goes mega-viral somewhere

The search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find

I end up in a normal healthy relationship
May 18 2023 6:11PM
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Celery
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Fig apple was the best redbull ever

-DanIt hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
May 18 2023 6:45PM
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Farmville420
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Town 9 in 2 days let's flipping go
May 18 2023 6:50PM
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steez_apprentice
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Newschoolers gets a website overhaul so it doesn't stay looking like a 4chan message board, searchbar actually functions, and embeds actually work
May 18 2023 7:12PM
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Newsheepers
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donald trump finishes up his second term and unemployment rates are at an all time low, there is no lower class. China is in debt to the US. Russia sends nuclear bomb to china, china counters by sending an endangered species of charizard to moscow.
May 18 2023 7:51PM
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bogust
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-DanIt hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.


Original all the way
May 18 2023 7:52PM
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bogust
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my 2028 prediction is that Conner Garber is gonna be the top comp skier
May 18 2023 10:19PM
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GayWolf420
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The ride never ends, bros.
May 18 2023 10:28PM
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a_burger
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sindreplassenits ok, but not as good as monster mango loco


excellent taste
May 18 2023 11:20PM
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eheath
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@Vish-shoe will be a mod
May 18 2023 11:36PM
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Newsheepers
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eheath@Vish-shoe will be a mod


thats pretty likely since I'll have bought newschoolers by then (Millionaire off forex).
May 18 2023 11:58PM
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Trifes
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Vish-shoeJesper leaves head for faction

Line skis absorbed into K2

Vishnu becomes mainstream and used by every 13 year old in America

Salomon becomes the most popular park ski in Europe

Xgames ends as the entertainment industry moves to focus more on social media

Karsteder wins Olympic gold

Votaw becomes a powder skier, is in a TGR movie

Snow Skating becomes incredibly popular

Jibberish goes out of business

Arsenic grows a following outside of skiing

Newschoolers is dead


#4 doesn't seem unrealistic with how the ski development is going, the skis i saw look pretty sick
May 19 2023 8:51AM
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SofaKingSick
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe search bar on Newschoolers actually functions and I can find all the old threads I want to find


steez_apprenticeNewschoolers searchbar actually functions


google site:newschoolers.com + search terms. it works super well and NS would be fools to waste time/money trying to reinvent the google wheel

just a PSA
May 19 2023 9:02AM
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Whackson
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Harlaut takes on family wine biz
May 19 2023 9:32AM
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KilaTsunami
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-DanPeach is still best.

THANK YOU! All my friends say watermelon, and I’m like ???
May 19 2023 10:31AM
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Young_patty
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- The Line Afterbang will return.

- And with the second coming of the Line Afterbang, all the good skiers will ascend to ski-heaven.

- After this rapture, the jerries and posers will be the only remaining ones left.



- The four horseman of the apocalypse: drought,
El Niño winters,
upper management,
and expensive parking,
will ascend to earth and the end days will begin.
May 19 2023 3:58PM
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tomfoolery
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NewsheepersOctober 18th 2025 The government finally reveals that covid was fake


@Lafam
May 19 2023 4:40PM
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LilFiddy
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sindreplassenits ok, but not as good as monster mango loco


Dawg that shit tastes great, but today after I had one I had the runniest shit of my life in a porta-potty with thin ass toilet paper. Worst day of my life LOL
May 19 2023 8:21PM
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partyandBS
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Single tip skis become core

eheath is finally respected

Zootspace buys a durable table

Schizo and ModMommy get a divorce

Fitted pants and parachute jackets are in

Sego corners the playground market in the PNW

NS changes logo to Cheddar
May 20 2023 10:54PM
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mrk127
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partyandBSFitted pants and parachute jackets are in

May 22 2023 4:30AM
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bootspace
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steep 2 becomes the most played game of all time
May 22 2023 1:15PM
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hank.ski
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-Massive influx of revenue toward dry slopes and fridge hills slated to open in 2030
-Pricepoint jib skis like honey badger outsell performance carving skis
-Cropped Anoraks with pop art and graffiti inspired designs, paired with baggy techwear-inspired pants. Bestselling outerwear companies based in Korea and Norway
May 23 2023 9:01PM
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VISHNU
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Reporting back, I tried the Juneberry and it is just alright. Nothing wrong with it necessarily, just not a shining example of a special bev. Kind of reminds me of blue Kool Aid flavor. Middle of the pack, would buy occasionally just to mix things up. In a perfect world I am reaching for the Fig Apple Red Bull (or sugar free regular) but I am definitely known at the CVS by my gym for having a Peach in my hand from time to time.
-DanIt hits. I prefer it over apricot and watermelon. Peach is still best.
May 24 2023 12:18AM
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GayWolf420
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2028:
- Zootspace 5 comes out.

- The industry becomes eradicated from kids who grew up "Skiing" via going on ski trips to Deer Valley/Alta and have Marketing Degrees, anyone who went to an Ivy League school, anyone who went to the U, etc.

- Kits are probably retarded-as-fuck as per usual but thats skiing.

- Freeride World Tour becomes apart of that stupid Visa Freestyle Worldcup bullshit involving mogul skiing.

- Big Air becomes Aerials

- X-Games is no more. It gets taken over by incels playing competitive video games.

- Slopestyle gets discontinued as an Olympic Event because the judges still can't get their shit together.

- Dad Carves and Carving is the new vibe.



Screen cap my post please and thank you.
May 24 2023 12:31AM
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GayWolf420
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Also people still can't figure out that Pivots are trash-as-fuck bindings and they release their newest, overpriced, and over-colored garbage as per uuush.
May 24 2023 12:32AM
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tutipups
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sindreplassenits ok, but not as good as monster mango loco

preach homie
May 24 2023 12:16PM
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