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Skiing dehydrated is better

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silent_giraffe
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Less water weight = jump higher

scientifically proven by Isaac newton himself
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KilaTsunami
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Beer has bubbles, bubbles float… see where I’m goin w this? 🍻
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hi_vis360
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Facts, also stretching causes injuries. You need to stay tight af
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piss.boy
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Whackson
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Muscles essentially being rubber bands means more pop
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unijibs
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smaller pants = less air resistance
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2buckets
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i just love it when i black out mid cork 5 and wake up in ski patrols toboggan.
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silent_giraffe
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Sunscreen also weighs you down. And socks
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Goretex_Vidal
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Your bindings can also be effected by the weight loss that comes with being dehydrated. To be safe in case you accidentally drink a bottle of water on the lift you should crank your DINs to the maximum before getting on the hill.
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silent_giraffe
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Goretex_VidalYour bindings can also be effected by the weight loss that comes with being dehydrated. To be safe in case you accidentally drink a bottle of water on the lift you should crank your DINs to the maximum before getting on the hill.


Yeah I weigh myself every morning before I ski and adjust my dins accordingly
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Rfick_44
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Energy drinks give you energy
Energy= More pop
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silent_giraffe
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Rfick_44Energy drinks give you energy
Energy= More pop


But with all that extra liquid? May as well just take caffeine pills to save weight
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Icant_kfed
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silent_giraffeSunscreen also weighs you down. And socks


So do boots, just stick your grippers in a pair of pivots and go town
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carrotfarm
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unijibssmaller pants = less air resistance


Ski nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!
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r00kie
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KilaTsunamiBeer has bubbles, bubbles float… see where I’m goin w this? 🍻


Filled my raft with beer, confused about what to do next.
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Juviticus
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Icant_kfedSo do boots, just stick your grippers in a pair of pivots and go town


Fun fact, most shoes with thick soles can clip into bindings so this will work for sure
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Icant_kfed
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JuviticusFun fact, most shoes with thick soles can clip into bindings so this will work for sure


Can confirm ll bean slippers are better than ski boots
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KilaTsunami
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r00kieFilled my raft with beer, confused about what to do next.


Did u try shaking it?
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2buckets
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carrotfarmSki nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!


no you gotta wear underwear or else your pecker is gonna slow you down dragging in the wind

**This post was edited on May 18th 2023 at 9:17:34pm
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corona
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carrotfarmSki nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!


Teddy Berr can attest.
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bogust
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Sorry this doesn't apply to me as I ski at speeds where Newtonian physics break down. Please inform me when you have developed a theory that works with relativistic physics.
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carrotfarm
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coronaTeddy Berr can attest.


A little apprehensive to find out who that is to be honest
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Goretex_Vidal
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bogustSorry this doesn't apply to me as I ski at speeds where Newtonian physics break down. Please inform me when you have developed a theory that works with relativistic physics.


Bro blind 2s off the Dirac Sea 👑
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BlazingTaco
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For every action there is a reaction... For every ounce of water I don't drink, I get that much sicker.
I don't know why I didn't think of this before...
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silent_giraffe
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carrotfarmA little apprehensive to find out who that is to be honest


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights
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verynormalguy
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RIP dick and balls
silent_giraffehttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights
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Kridetus
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unijibssmaller pants = less air resistance


Big pants works as parachutes in the air.
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carrotfarm
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silent_giraffehttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights


Holy cow thats a lot of turbulence
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silent_giraffe
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KridetusBig pants works as parachutes in the air.


So what I'm hearing is that you need to be butt ass naked on the takeoff and put on big pants at peak height
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steez_apprentice
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silent_giraffehttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910622/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights


what the fuck
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Kridetus
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silent_giraffeSo what I'm hearing is that you need to be butt ass naked on the takeoff and put on big pants at peak height


Yes👍
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