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What the fuck is happening to snow pants

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Vish-shoe
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I feel like things used to be simple…

you would pay a little too much money for some basic ski pants made by some kid in Taiwan that were three sizes too big for you, and you would like them, but for some reason a bunch of trust fund kids decided they were gonna grab their dead grandmother’s typewriter out of the basement and start throwing together what they call “pants”

LIke what the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is looking at these and telling themselves they would look good in them?

Im at a loss for words with these.

This guy really thought that snowcompton would be a good name for a brand

SNOWCOMPTON 😂


”yeah bro the pant legs are gonna be different colors, yeah bro they’re gonna go so hard, yeah bro I’m gonna make one leg orange and the other white”

These people have to be stopped
May 6 2023 6:06PM
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PartyBullshiit
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Looks about right.
May 6 2023 6:08PM
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cracc
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Vish-shoeI feel like things used to be simple…

you would pay a little too much money for some basic ski pants made by some kid in Taiwan that were three sizes too big for you, and you would like them, but for some reason a bunch of trust fund kids decided they were gonna grab their dead grandmother’s typewriter out of the basement and start throwing together what they call “pants”

LIke what the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is looking at these and telling themselves they would look good in them?

Im at a loss for words with these.

This guy really thought that snowcompton would be a good name for a brand

SNOWCOMPTON 😂


”yeah bro the pant legs are gonna be different colors, yeah bro they’re gonna go so hard, yeah bro I’m gonna make one leg orange and the other white”

These people have to be stopped


Im so tired of seeing these same pants everywhere, not unique at all anymore. Gotta get more creative and stop making the same felt hats and parachute pants
May 6 2023 6:09PM
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aldercow
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really just finding new things to complain about. All the pictures are from websites because only 3 people actually wear this
May 6 2023 6:47PM
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Jems
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east coast problems
May 6 2023 6:55PM
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dwt802
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I want to disagree with you but I honestly can’t
May 6 2023 6:57PM
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Vish-shoe
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aldercowreally just finding new things to complain about. All the pictures are from websites because only 3 people actually wear this

You lost your right to an opinion when you made a thread supporting Dope, sorry ☹️
May 6 2023 7:03PM
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SteezyYeeter
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u look more retarded wearing pants that big then the design
May 6 2023 7:06PM
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Farmville420
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I like the orange ones tbh
May 6 2023 8:15PM
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KilaTsunami
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Jemseast coast problems


Fr bro it’s a plague. Jibskins look so bad
May 6 2023 8:31PM
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Bio_8
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woofbiz is the most retarded company ive ever seen, why the fuck are they brightly colored rectangles made of ripstop
May 6 2023 9:13PM
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Vish-shoe
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Bio_8woofbiz is the most retarded company ive ever seen, why the fuck are they brightly colored rectangles made of ripstop

(dis)honorable mention:

May 6 2023 9:16PM
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Quaggy
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I think these pants will come and go, similar to the Adidas track pants era from ~2016-2020
May 6 2023 9:32PM
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Neihartcatshart1
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Goodwill still on top💯
May 6 2023 9:39PM
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WoFIowz
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PartyBullshiitLooks about right.

Beat me to it. Was literally about to post a picture of Aladdin
May 6 2023 9:47PM
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Bio_8
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Vish-shoe(dis)honorable mention:



oh my god thats horrendous
May 6 2023 10:11PM
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partyandBS
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I dont get this look and its usually with a fitted jacket. I probably have the same opinion on this as my parents did of me when I started wearing tall ts. to each there own
May 6 2023 10:26PM
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SchizoSkier
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partyandBSI dont get this look and its usually with a fitted jacket. I probably have the same opinion on this as my parents did of me when I started wearing tall ts. to each there own


I think this look is fire and I think oldheads who wear huge hoodies and skinny pants look retarded
May 6 2023 10:29PM
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,422
SchizoSkierI think this look is fire and I think oldheads who wear huge hoodies and skinny pants look retarded

Show me one video of woodbiz pants looking good
May 6 2023 10:36PM
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Gourd
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Vish-shoeShow me one video of woodbiz pants looking good

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmzkHQwPpOv/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==



and almost any other karko video
May 6 2023 10:52PM
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Neihartcatshart1
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Bio_8oh my god thats horrendous



May 6 2023 10:55PM
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nCrow
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Parachute pants look so fucking dumb when you’re just standing around in the lift line
May 6 2023 11:30PM
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partyandBS
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SchizoSkierI think this look is fire and I think oldheads who wear huge hoodies and skinny pants look retarded


anybody skiing in skinny pants should be shot regardless of age

when i said to each their own i didnt really mean it when it comes to skinny pants, jeans, retro onesies, microwaves, anything arcteryx, etc.
May 7 2023 12:15AM
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EggMann
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Ngl I dont know why it bothers people so much. Most of these super baggy ones are just fun, like they dont look awesome but they are just goofy fun

Baggy pants are sick, a lot of skiers just got no style ngl.

and the woofbiz hate is unearned. That dude is chill as hell and some of the less baggy options are super dope
May 7 2023 12:41AM
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piss.boy
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honestly the only bad ones are the reflective rainbows and the orange and whites
May 7 2023 12:44AM
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weastcoat
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Gourdhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/CmzkHQwPpOv/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==



and almost any other karko video


Not a chance. Kinda sad how some people’s talents and skills are ruined by some boof ass pants lmao.
May 7 2023 1:53AM
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Rparr
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what a terrible day to have eyes
May 7 2023 4:18AM
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Raf.Diaz.
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Im sorry…
May 7 2023 5:56AM
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Ed3nHam3r
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1062685/360
May 7 2023 6:23AM
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Brother_trucker
Posts: 184 - Karma: 673
Vish-shoeI feel like things used to be simple…

you would pay a little too much money for some basic ski pants made by some kid in Taiwan that were three sizes too big for you, and you would like them, but for some reason a bunch of trust fund kids decided they were gonna grab their dead grandmother’s typewriter out of the basement and start throwing together what they call “pants”

LIke what the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is looking at these and telling themselves they would look good in them?

Im at a loss for words with these.

This guy really thought that snowcompton would be a good name for a brand

SNOWCOMPTON 😂


”yeah bro the pant legs are gonna be different colors, yeah bro they’re gonna go so hard, yeah bro I’m gonna make one leg orange and the other white”

These people have to be stopped


If MC Hammer made ski gear.com......
May 7 2023 6:45AM
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skierman
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GUYS! STOP MAKING FUN OR ELSE STEEPSTEEP WILL MAKE A CRINGEY VIDEO ABOUT IT!
May 7 2023 8:43AM
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Mr_skibum
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May 7 2023 8:50AM
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ghoti_hook
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I low key want this to take off so we can get some more awesome posts in the “my mom wore my ski gear” thread.
May 7 2023 9:11AM
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TOAST.
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partyandBSanybody skiing in skinny pants should be shot regardless of age

when i said to each their own i didnt really mean it when it comes to skinny pants, jeans, retro onesies, microwaves, anything arcteryx, etc.

max hill
May 7 2023 10:00AM
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nmwninjart
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Max Reade's first pants he ever made didn't look too bad(very lightweight summer skiing ones), and his latest release doesn't look that bad either. It kinda reminds me of MMA or basketball warm up gear that athletes wear before the fight/game. The ones in this thread are losers. He has gotten better though, finally added pockets.
Even if woofbiz is a chill guy, his pants are still very Ugly.
May 7 2023 10:11AM
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BallClapper
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y'all should wear Zoot suits.
May 7 2023 11:35AM
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BallClapper
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skiermanGUYS! STOP MAKING FUN OR ELSE STEEPSTEEP WILL MAKE A CRINGEY VIDEO ABOUT IT!


he already did.
May 7 2023 11:55AM
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Whackson
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I hate the blow up look these pants give you when you’re carrying any bit of speed
May 7 2023 12:12PM
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0n98b56dv7
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skiermanGUYS! STOP MAKING FUN OR ELSE STEEPSTEEP WILL MAKE A CRINGEY VIDEO ABOUT IT!

bro specifically called out Jems in his last one too lmao
May 7 2023 12:22PM
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weastcoat
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WhacksonI hate the blow up look these pants give you when you’re carrying any bit of speed


If your shit is flapping like a sail in the wind GET THE FUCK OUT
May 7 2023 12:25PM
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,422
Summary of thread:

Vish-shoe pointed something out

Partybullshiit made a funny joke

All the old heads agreed with his take

All the copper kids lost their shit
May 7 2023 12:41PM
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tutipups
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lets not mention how hard they make it to actually buy the pants
May 7 2023 1:49PM
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tutipups
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Jemseast coast problems


not in quebec
May 7 2023 1:50PM
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PartyBullshiit
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May 7 2023 2:07PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Can it be that it was all so simple then
May 7 2023 2:11PM
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crimeenthusiast
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unique pants are cool. maybe not each individual pair is really dope but small brands being on the up is good.

jibskin has a awesome name for a pant brand
May 7 2023 2:21PM
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Goretex_Vidal
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tutipupsnot in quebec


Quebec culture is great because it froze in place in 2014 in solidarity with Vinny Gagnier making everyone mad by throwing venom grabs in SLVSH games.
May 7 2023 2:27PM
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asparagus
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Parachute pants ruined this
May 7 2023 2:42PM
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v.nicey
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GET WITH THE PROGRAM HOMIE PEOPLE LOVE MY PANTS!!!!!
May 7 2023 3:18PM
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snowmosexual
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you're the one getting targeted ads for these pants...
May 7 2023 4:53PM
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itzPebbs
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craccIm so tired of seeing these same pants everywhere, not unique at all anymore. Gotta get more creative and stop making the same felt hats and parachute pants


Rich white kids paying tons for baggy camo pants when the same result could be achieved by a trip to walmart and 20m with a sewing machine
May 7 2023 5:16PM
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