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Why does the natural beauty of the earth and ethereal serenity make me have to poop

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Farmville420
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Saw a bunch of joke threads about this but I'm being for real, I'll be on a hike in the woods and the second it gets too peaceful and beautiful I have to shit insanely bad. Is it a human instinct or something or am I retarded
May 1 2023 7:29PM
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thankagaper
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That's God telling you to find an elevated place to see how far you can blow out...
May 1 2023 10:13PM
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thankagaper
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David lesh suffers from this same mental issue.
May 1 2023 10:14PM
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thankagaper
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3. I pick up my dogs shit religiously,
But enjoy leaving big human shits in the middle of trails...
May 1 2023 10:15PM
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Farmville420
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thankagaperThat's God telling you to find an elevated place to see how far you can blow out...

gonna poop at the peak 10 classic this year
May 2 2023 12:10AM
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thankagaper
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Midair?!
Farmville420gonna poop at the peak 10 classic this year
May 2 2023 12:13AM
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Lonely
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We get it. You are a shy pooper. No shame in it
May 2 2023 8:35AM
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thankagaper
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I drank a thermos of coffee on the way to the mountain, I scan the parking lot, it's silent, everyone is skiing, so I go ahead and pee.
Instantly, there's someone staring at me from across the lot, or in a ghost car.
Everytime.
May 2 2023 9:48AM
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CowboySkibop
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Literally every fucking time I go bouldering and get set up at the crag an intense wave of needing to shit hits and I gotta dig a fuckin hole
May 2 2023 10:41AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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thankagaperI drank a thermos of coffee on the way to the mountain, I scan the parking lot, it's silent, everyone is skiing, so I go ahead and pee.
Instantly, there's someone staring at me from across the lot, or in a ghost car.
Everytime.

This is why I started pissing out my car window before I'm even parked. Someone's gonna see anyway, might as well assert dominance. I try to aim for Jeeps especially
May 2 2023 11:00AM
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SmokedGouda
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This is why suppositories exist
May 2 2023 12:03PM
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