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First injury from ski dreaming

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weastcoat
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Was havin another good ski dream last night, per usual. Maybe closer to early morning but you get the idea. I was coming into this pill (like 15 footer or so) switch, and my brain was like, ok let’s do backslide b2. I hit it slightly switch tails for some reason, do the backslide, hold my shoulders back, and then bam explode the rotation around and try to land it. I somehow got it around despite having nothing to help spin myself (what makes that trick so fucked in real life lol), and just as I’m about to land and pulling my head around to spot the landing, BAM, a big fucking crash and I’m on my bedroom floor. I fucking spun / kicked myself off of my bed somehow, landed on my back, tailbone, knocked over my nightstand, and whacked the chair I have set up for my fan.


Slight lil bruise on my back. went to go take a leak cause I had to and as I’m walking I’m like damn what the actual hell that fucking hurt.


I’ve never been woke up in a more strange and confusing manner.


ski dreaming is dangerous my friends, be wary.
Apr 14 2023 1:58PM
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thankagaper
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Put the safety bars back on your car bed.
Apr 14 2023 2:00PM
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Icant_kfed
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I keep having a dream where I fall off some absolutely massive lift onto hard pack, might have to try irl
Apr 14 2023 3:10PM
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skierman_jack
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Damn in all my ski dreams I never make it to the mountain because people keep needing me to do shit
Apr 14 2023 3:21PM
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Professor-Modelo
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I’ve never taken a spill in any of my ski dreams, but the other day i had one where me and my boy were the victims of three separate armed robberies on the way to eldora
Apr 14 2023 4:33PM
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switchlip2
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I miss dreaming so much
Apr 14 2023 5:08PM
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Lippamani
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I remember dreaming a jump line and a guy cased in front of me and I was frantically trying not to hit him and I wake up smacking my head on the corner of the radiator next to my bed.
Apr 14 2023 5:46PM
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Pickleskier_
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All my skiing dreams are either me hitting a jump too fast or people asking if my skis are surfaces
Apr 14 2023 5:50PM
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Icant_kfed
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switchlip2I miss dreaming so much


Smoke more weed
Apr 14 2023 6:51PM
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Pickleskier_
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Icant_kfedSmoke more weed


I can say that he definitely participates in that. Every time I smoke I have no dreams
Apr 14 2023 7:00PM
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mott
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you couldnt pay me enough to admit i dreamed about doing a backslide
Apr 14 2023 7:10PM
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hi_vis360
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Pickleskier_I can say that he definitely participates in that. Every time I smoke I have no dreams


If you smoke every day for a while and then take a night off you just have back to back super intense nightmares it’s not cool
Apr 14 2023 7:13PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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hi_vis360If you smoke every day for a while and then take a night off you just have back to back super intense nightmares it’s not cool


Never had a nightmare since smoking lol. I did pick up lucid dreaming when I don't smoke. It was cool for a while but it sucks now, it's so unrestful. Also I stopped having ocular migraines that I used to get regularly as a teenager
Apr 14 2023 8:23PM
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switchlip2
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hi_vis360If you smoke every day for a while and then take a night off you just have back to back super intense nightmares it’s not cool

I wouldn’t know cuz I’ve just never stopped smoking
Apr 14 2023 8:24PM
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KilaTsunami
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Damn can’t have nothin these days… rest up chief
Apr 14 2023 8:26PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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One time I was dreaming about skiing and woke up with my foot in the drywall next to the couch I was sleeping on
Apr 14 2023 8:55PM
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dognuts
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i dreamt that my brother destroyed my skis with a snowmobile and ratchet. it was very traumatizing
Apr 15 2023 12:07AM
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SlitherySnake
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sprained my ankle as a kid from rolling out of bed when I was asleep. somehow slipped through like an 8” gap and woke up in the morning in the same spot i would’ve been, except under the bed.

it was a weird urgent care trip
Apr 15 2023 12:42AM
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Rparr
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damn man is going to have to start wearing a helmet to bed
Apr 15 2023 2:50AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Start?
Rparrdamn man is going to have to start wearing a helmet to bed
Apr 15 2023 3:30AM
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MaimHelp
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switchlip2I miss dreaming so much


stop smoking
Apr 15 2023 1:15PM
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switchlip2
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MaimHelpstop smoking

I am
Apr 15 2023 5:16PM
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Jacob.millz
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weatcoastWas havin another good ski dream last night, per usual. Maybe closer to early morning but you get the idea. I was coming into this pill (like 15 footer or so) switch, and my brain was like, ok let’s do backslide b2. I hit it slightly switch tails for some reason, do the backslide, hold my shoulders back, and then bam explode the rotation around and try to land it. I somehow got it around despite having nothing to help spin myself (what makes that trick so fucked in real life lol), and just as I’m about to land and pulling my head around to spot the landing, BAM, a big fucking crash and I’m on my bedroom floor. I fucking spun / kicked myself off of my bed somehow, landed on my back, tailbone, knocked over my nightstand, and whacked the chair I have set up for my fan.


Slight lil bruise on my back. went to go take a leak cause I had to and as I’m walking I’m like damn what the actual hell that fucking hurt.


I’ve never been woke up in a more strange and confusing manner.


ski dreaming is dangerous my friends, be wary.


Idk landing was prob just icy you should be good next time.
Apr 15 2023 6:58PM
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GeorgeBrown81
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Tried lucid dreaming to learn tricks, but I couldn’t land anything in my dream.
Apr 15 2023 7:09PM
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weastcoat
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GeorgeBrown81Tried lucid dreaming to learn tricks, but I couldn’t land anything in my dream.


Damn dude you must suck at skiing or something. Everyone get a load of this clown 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Lbozo
Apr 15 2023 8:36PM
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EvanMeyer
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Smoke more weed and you’ll dream less
Apr 15 2023 8:45PM
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vroskii
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I gap the whole hill for sm reason
Apr 15 2023 8:47PM
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weastcoat
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VLEGOI gap the whole hill for sm reason


I’ve had this one a few times as well. Kinda scary. Literally flying into the parking lot
Apr 15 2023 10:37PM
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switchlip2
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weatcoastI’ve had this one a few times as well. Kinda scary. Literally flying into the parking lot


I’m inside your walls
Apr 16 2023 1:52AM
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asparagus
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skierman_jackDamn in all my ski dreams I never make it to the mountain because people keep needing me to do shit

This and getting on the lift without skis
Apr 16 2023 6:14PM
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Lippamani
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I've gotten a sprained shoulder from day dreaming while skiing. I was at wild mountain on front stage skiing all alone and I hit there titanic rail sliw and chill and I hear people laughing on the lift and it made me lonely and I kinda zoned off to there laughter thinking how nice it'd be to have friends there.
Boom if off the end of the rail still at a 90 and smack the ground.
Apr 16 2023 8:52PM
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Getshifty
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one skiing dream that’s always stuck with me is did a triple 16 to flat on snow blades and stomped it, shit was dope
Apr 17 2023 12:50AM
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ZC27
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weatcoastWas havin another good ski dream last night, per usual. Maybe closer to early morning but you get the idea. I was coming into this pill (like 15 footer or so) switch, and my brain was like, ok let’s do backslide b2. I hit it slightly switch tails for some reason, do the backslide, hold my shoulders back, and then bam explode the rotation around and try to land it. I somehow got it around despite having nothing to help spin myself (what makes that trick so fucked in real life lol), and just as I’m about to land and pulling my head around to spot the landing, BAM, a big fucking crash and I’m on my bedroom floor. I fucking spun / kicked myself off of my bed somehow, landed on my back, tailbone, knocked over my nightstand, and whacked the chair I have set up for my fan.


Slight lil bruise on my back. went to go take a leak cause I had to and as I’m walking I’m like damn what the actual hell that fucking hurt.


I’ve never been woke up in a more strange and confusing manner.


ski dreaming is dangerous my friends, be wary.

After reading the first sentence I was really expecting this to be a wet dream. Disappointed it didn’t finish how I was expecting
Apr 17 2023 1:08AM
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livyjane
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skierman_jackDamn in all my ski dreams I never make it to the mountain because people keep needing me to do shit


Exactly or you forget your skis or something like that
Apr 17 2023 6:35AM
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Canis_lupus
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dude this is so fucking funny
Apr 18 2023 1:42PM
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