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MIPS helmets got no swagger

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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,182
I got a MIPS helmet but, I'm out here lookin like indiana jones and the crystal dome.
then if it gets a lil breezy, I put my hood over top then I'm lookin like megamind.
Wore it once and switched back to the pro-tec with 8 inch cracks in it.
Fuck lookin like a cartoon character I'de rather be a veggie.
Jan 8 2023 10:50PM
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iced
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Have you tried taking it off when ur not skiing
Jan 12 2023 11:57PM
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fregoso
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get a luke votaw helmet youll get everything you want: unique kit, abusive father, free thinker, hoes, afterbang, etc.
Jan 13 2023 12:53AM
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Sk3islyf
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Mips is like a narrow ass layer of plastic. I don't think it makes anything bigger. I mean maybe it does I've never noticed a difference. Ur decision tho. If you want true steeze go for a beanie. May cause dementia at 40 but who cares?
Jan 13 2023 1:20AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Sk3islyfMips is like a narrow ass layer of plastic. I don't think it makes anything bigger. I mean maybe it does I've never noticed a difference. Ur decision tho. If you want true steeze go for a beanie. May cause dementia at 40 but who cares?


The threads a joke man, its a joke, shocker right.
Jan 13 2023 1:22AM
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Sk3islyf
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BrotherBThe threads a joke man, its a joke, shocker right.


When I was 7 I hit my head so hard that I became a vegetable. They pulled the plug on me 2 months later after I was being kept alive by a breathing tube and one of those heart thingies that make your blood do the life thing. It then happened again at the ripe age of 13. I woke up and dug myself out of a grave at 16 when a squirrel buried a mips helmet in the ground and stored it on my head for the winter. It thought it was an acorn I guess. Anyways it livened me and now I do quad corks in Vail to flex on the yellow jackets. I'm 24 and live in a hole that I dug under one of those rich people's houses. Anyways what Im getting it is that head injuries are not to be joked about and Mips saved my life.
Jan 13 2023 2:07AM
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