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Steal my sister’s Keys?

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CowboySkibop
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They’ve been sitting in the hallway for almost 2 months cuz she hasn’t skied since opening day… “too cold” “to rainy” “too foggy” “I’m gonna go drive my car” anytime I ask her to go

tempted to just go get them remounted to my boot cuz they need the use

no matter the weather….
Jan 4 2023 8:15PM
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SteezyYeeter
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best way to get around this is to pee in her butt. she's your sister (she'll never see it coming) and will be shellshocked for several days, in the meanwhile you can steal her ride and get a few laps in. hope this helps.
Jan 4 2023 8:21PM
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CowboySkibop
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SteezyYeeterbest way to get around this is to pee in her butt. she's your sister (she'll never see it coming) and will be shellshocked for several days, in the meanwhile you can steal her ride and get a few laps in. hope this helps.


When I grow up I want to be a Newschoolers mod
Jan 4 2023 8:23PM
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SteezyYeeter
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CowboySkibopWhen I grow up I want to be a Newschoolers mod

when i grow up i hope i'm not on newschoolers
Jan 4 2023 8:24PM
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bogust
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SteezyYeeterwhen i grow up i hope i'm not on newschoolers


With everything you post it seems more like a if you grow up type deal
Jan 4 2023 8:29PM
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weastcoat
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What size are they
Jan 4 2023 8:34PM
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SteezyYeeter
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bogustWith everything you post it seems more like a if you grow up type deal

with everything you post it begs the question: where the fuck did i ask?
Jan 4 2023 8:49PM
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CowboySkibop
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weatcoastWhat size are they


169 so def a valid size for me
Jan 4 2023 8:59PM
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weastcoat
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CowboySkibop169 so def a valid size for me


How tall are you
Jan 4 2023 9:03PM
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CowboySkibop
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weatcoastHow tall are you


Like 5’8 . they'd be a Lil on the short end cuz I ride 177 wets and 183 wide but manageable

**This post was edited on Jan 4th 2023 at 9:09:07pm
Jan 4 2023 9:06PM
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animator
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Wait your sister skis keys? That’s valid af
Jan 4 2023 9:17PM
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piss.boy
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animatorWait your sister skis keys? That’s valid af


fr drop the insta
Jan 4 2023 9:18PM
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animator
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piss_boyfr drop the insta


Not what I meant, just think that’s cool
Jan 4 2023 9:19PM
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piss.boy
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animatorNot what I meant, just think that’s cool

lol i know i’m just joking
Jan 4 2023 9:22PM
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piss.boy
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if you take them out do a review
Jan 4 2023 9:25PM
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weastcoat
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CowboySkibopLike 5’8 . they'd be a Lil on the short end cuz I ride 177 wets and 183 wide but manageable

**This post was edited on Jan 4th 2023 at 9:09:07pm


Just save yourself some stress and cop 180s lmao. Riding 169 keys at 5’8” would be so cheeks.
Jan 4 2023 10:06PM
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CowboySkibop
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weatcoastJust save yourself some stress and cop 180s lmao. Riding 169 keys at 5’8” would be so cheeks.


Validddd, I just bought wides tho and I’m movin into an apartment I ain’t got that money

On an unrelated note I just watched Barking spider that shit goes hard dawg
Jan 4 2023 10:25PM
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weastcoat
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CowboySkibopValidddd, I just bought wides tho and I’m movin into an apartment I ain’t got that money

On an unrelated note I just watched Barking spider that shit goes hard dawg


Understandable. They’re not super rockered so they may ride more similar to a 177.


and thank you dawg I appreciate that so much means a ton to the homies and I. Much love.
Jan 4 2023 11:32PM
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rojo.grande
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Leave 100$ and a few Tito’s nips on her nightstand. It’ll be worth the mental abuse you take from her in the long run
Jan 4 2023 11:39PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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What kind of car does she drive?
Jan 5 2023 9:17AM
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sindreplassen
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based sister
Jan 5 2023 9:57AM
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CowboySkibop
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TWhat kind of car does she drive?


You get 1 guess
Jan 5 2023 11:00AM
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CowboySkibop
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weatcoastUnderstandable. They’re not super rockered so they may ride more similar to a 177.


and thank you dawg I appreciate that so much means a ton to the homies and I. Much love.


Dope shiiit❤️❤️I love
Jan 5 2023 11:01AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CowboySkibopThey’ve been sitting in the hallway for almost 2 months cuz she hasn’t skied since opening day… “too cold” “to rainy” “too foggy” “I’m gonna go drive my car”

Average vishnu owner
Jan 5 2023 11:02AM
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weastcoat
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rojo.grandeLeave 100$ and a few Tito’s nips on her nightstand. It’ll be worth the mental abuse you take from her in the long run


Doesn’t surprise me that schu never fails to leave the most based advice you can find on this website.
Jan 5 2023 11:17AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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CowboySkibopYou get 1 guess


We’ll if you’re considering stealing her keys I’d have to assume it’s an older model. Maybe Chevy or Ford?
Jan 5 2023 12:22PM
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bogust
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CowboySkibopYou get 1 guess


2nd gen Subaru Forester
Jan 5 2023 1:08PM
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OFF3P
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CowboySkibopYou get 1 guess

2002 honda accord
Jan 5 2023 3:05PM
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Brule.
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CowboySkibopYou get 1 guess


Nissan Altima
Jan 5 2023 10:06PM
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CowboySkibop
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bogust2nd gen Subaru Forester

ah she used to have one
OFF3P2002 honda accord

1994 CE1 wagon


also an FRS
Jan 5 2023 10:58PM
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CowboySkibop
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TWe’ll if you’re considering stealing her keys I’d have to assume it’s an older model. Maybe Chevy or Ford?


Close… scion FRS
Jan 5 2023 10:59PM
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hud4raptors
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weatcoastWhat size are they

Trying to steer the thread away from insults and insanity are ya? haha

**This post was edited on Jan 5th 2023 at 11:28:19pm
Jan 5 2023 11:27PM
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dwt802
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Your sister out here tryna be seen with them Vishnu key’s and scion FRS
Jan 5 2023 11:33PM
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GrapeHunter
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dwt802Your sister out here tryna be seen with them Vishnu key’s and scion FRS


total fuckin pick me girl GOTDAMN! I gotta see a photo of she/them!
Jan 6 2023 1:20AM
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GayWolf420
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OP really out here pimping his sister out wtf
Jan 6 2023 1:23AM
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Lenny-
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If you steal her scion FRS at the same time you steal and remount her keys she will probably not notice her keys are even missing.
Jan 6 2023 6:36AM
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