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Chris Groovy Update

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Elimitch
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I feel like I need to update the NS community on the one and only Chris Groovy. This season he lives and works near Killington and is skiing more than ever. He finally has rails down and a pair of actual park skis. Our guy is having a grand time.

[URL]https://youtube.com/shorts/UL9z53hdE5w?feature=share[/URL]
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bogust
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That's dope thanks for the update
2 years ago
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Christian_Bale
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Love to see it
2 years ago
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GrapeHunter
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idk who tf chris groovy is but he has a wachusett parks pass and thats all that matters to me
2 years ago
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Kyguyy
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He is having a grand time on the grand avenue of Mt. Killington

I love randomly catching the all green for some gondola laps
2 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Who is Chris groovy?
2 years ago
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Farmville420
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Chris groovy is, in every sense of the word, freeskiings goat
2 years ago
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Brule.
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He is staying lifted, levitated, elevated TO THE HIGHEST
2 years ago
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270on420out
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TWho is Chris groovy?


The patron saint of double backflips
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PimpChimpin
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Who?
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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PimpChimpinWho?

Some inside joke that nobody will explain
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Slowbro
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TSome inside joke that nobody will explain

He’s a east coast loc with a big personality that threw a double backflip despite barely being able to ski.
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Ball_Sacker
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SlowbroHe’s a east coast loc with a big personality that threw a double backflip despite barely being able to ski.


also very zooted
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theabortionator
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1058504/Chris-Groovy-Landz-A-Double-Back-Flip
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Farmville420
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TSome inside joke that nobody will explain


It’s not an inside joke just look him up he’s the most buck motherfucker of all time hands down, dude can’t turn on a ski but hucks double backflips and lands them
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c-fries
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theabortionatorhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1058504/Chris-Groovy-Landz-A-Double-Back-Flip


This is like the sickest shit ever lol
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PimpChimpin
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Farmville420It’s not an inside joke just look him up he’s the most buck motherfucker of all time hands down, dude can’t turn on a ski but hucks double backflips and lands them


Can’t believe y’all actually believe he “can’t turn”
2 years ago
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1234567891011121
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Someone make sure he got a helmet on if he doing another double
2 years ago
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dwt802
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PimpChimpinCan’t believe y’all actually believe he “can’t turn”


Dude is a homie and sender but he genuinely can’t ski for shit
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skierman
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Oh I can't wait for the Chris Groovy GoFundMe thread trying to raise money because he became paralyzed and what an unforeseen and tragic accident it was.
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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theabortionatorhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1058504/Chris-Groovy-Landz-A-Double-Back-Flip

That was awesome
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SchizoSkier
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Look at his Instagram lol he’s on rental skis and deadass can barely turn yet sends the craziest shit
PimpChimpinCan’t believe y’all actually believe he “can’t turn”
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Elimitch
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PimpChimpinCan’t believe y’all actually believe he “can’t turn”


I ski with the man he pizzas or tomahawks
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Farmville420
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@JLev sponsor him
2 years ago
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bingingboulders
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PimpChimpinCan’t believe y’all actually believe he “can’t turn”


His version of turning is leaning in a general direction and suggesting his skis might go that way.
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Brule.
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PimpChimpinCan’t believe y’all actually believe he “can’t turn”


Can confirm that a significant amount of his edge was coming out of one of his skis.
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olddirty
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skiermanOh I can't wait for the Chris Groovy GoFundMe thread trying to raise money because he became paralyzed and what an unforeseen and tragic accident it was.


I expect better from you
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steez_apprentice
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a true legend
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SchizoSkier
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I love Chris groovy
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SmokedGouda
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https://youtu.be/o4QZCWbAXaE
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