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Jet skis hate thread.

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Lippamani
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In my opinion the blue jets are a scam.
I have 70+ days on my vishnus and day 3 of @jacksparrows jets they are way softer than my wets. They are so soft they already feel soggy like edgless bdogs.
Edgless bdogs for anyone who hasn't riden a pair feel like sliding weights with no stability. No pop no playfulness. The jets already feel this way. To whoever started the myth about them being the same as first gens I applaud you. You had almost everyone.

Only thing I can say for the blue jets is durableillity but even day six they have more top sheet damage than all three pairs of my skiis combined so not really.

I believe that this event of the blue jet scam will go down in ski history.
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Jems
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you can’t call jets a scam if you willingly bought 1000 skis
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Lippamani
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First of all 1000s only get a bad rep because of durability. And I ride way harder/ claim than jack sparrow and his top sheet is in much worse condition. Also 1000s are the most fun of any ski I've tried. For example if I could get any brand of skis for life and didn't have to pay for them 1000s would be my choice.
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Jems
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LippamaniFirst of all 1000s only get a bad rep because of durability. And I ride way harder/ claim than jack sparrow and his top sheet is in much worse condition. Also 1000s are the most fun of any ski I've tried. For example if I could get any brand of skis for life and didn't have to pay for them 1000s would be my choice.

they also have a bad rep for costing $200 more than jets while probably being half as durable.
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Canis_lupus
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I’ve said it before, jets are indeed cringe
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Gen 3 jets are fucking terrible
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Koshermilk
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Canis_lupusI’ve said it before, jets are indeed cringe


Are vishnus cringe then 🤔
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Koshermilk
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I’m just gonna answer my own question, vishnus are dope af
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lil.Boye
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Canis_lupusI’ve said it before, jets are indeed cringe

The death of core…
who is getting head framewalls next season??
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Lippamani
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Guys your getting off track.
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HaydenB
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let’s talk about people ordering 85 dollar zootspace hoodies and straight up not getting them
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bootspace
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HaydenBlet’s talk about people ordering 85 dollar zootspace hoodies and straight up not getting them

yeah zootspace wtf. i dropped every dollar to my name and changed my ns username just to look like a dumbass
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malchik
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Zootspace are run of the mill scammers why would you even send that much for an overpriced sweatshirt
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Lippamani
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Because core

malchikZootspace are run of the mill scammers why would you even send that much for an overpriced sweatshirt
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Farmville420
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LippamaniFirst of all 1000s only get a bad rep because of durability. And I ride way harder/ claim than jack sparrow and his top sheet is in much worse condition. Also 1000s are the most fun of any ski I've tried. For example if I could get any brand of skis for life and didn't have to pay for them 1000s would be my choice.

1000s are the TW pros of Europe
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harlautsipad
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Canis_lupusI’ve said it before, jets are indeed cringe


Ain’t no way you got that profile pic
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Canis_lupus
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harlautsipadAin’t no way you got that profile pic


My brother
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I thought the TW Pros of Europe were… the TW Pros. Have you seen how many Euro compjocks ride them?
Farmville4201000s are the TW pros of Europe
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fghtoffyrdmns
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just got my first edge crack on my new ninthwards, two years in...... just gonna toss that out there
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_brrett
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Idk dude, watching Charlie Gnoza rip dubs off 50 foot jumps with them makes me think they're pretty sick. U might have gotten a defective pair or something but idk
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Cspliffff
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I only got one day on mine so far but they feel great. Never had the gen one or twos tho so can’t compare
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CatdickBojangles
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Wait Jet skis are real? I thought it was just a meme?
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SchizoSkier
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Take it away, @AlexHallsEyebrow !

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olddirty
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That's what you get for following trends and buying skis in their 2nd year of production. You see someone jibbing a traffic cone and assume they are sick so you get mommy to throw her card down to some kid in SLC making skis for the second time. Its common sense really.
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Jems
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olddirtyThat's what you get for following trends and buying skis in their 2nd year of production. You see someone jibbing a traffic cone and assume they are sick so you get mommy to throw her card down to some kid in SLC making skis for the second time. Its common sense really.

not their second year
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olddirty
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Jemsnot their second year


Point is if you want a solid ski maybe test some out from established companies that have been making skis for decades. Don't watch zootspace 5 times, buy the skis they ride, then complain the first time you click in.
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Jems
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olddirtyPoint is if you want a solid ski maybe test some out from established companies that have been making skis for decades. Don't watch zootspace 5 times, buy the skis they ride, then complain the first time you click in.

they’re made in the never summer factory which has been making skis and snowboards for decades. maybe do some research first?
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olddirty
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Jemsthey’re made in the never summer factory which has been making skis and snowboards for decades. maybe do some research first?


You sound like my sister
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Jems
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olddirtyYou sound like my sister

i sound like i’m correct
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olddirty
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Jemsi sound like i’m correct


I'm so proud of you and your knowledge of the ski industry, so cute
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humanresources
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Can someone direct me to the telemark forum?
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Jems
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olddirtyI'm so proud of you and your knowledge of the ski industry, so cute

just sayin maybe do some research before spitting about shit you know nothing about
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olddirty
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Jemsjust sayin maybe do some research before spitting about shit you know nothing about


Get off my dick
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IsaacNW82
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Jemsthey’re made in the never summer factory which has been making skis and snowboards for decades. maybe do some research first?


TBF Lines are made in the same factory as K2's, with drastically different reputations for durability
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Jems
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IsaacNW82TBF Lines are made in the same factory as K2's, with drastically different reputations for durability

jets are made in the same factory as icelantics, i don’t hear anyone complaining about the general durability in both. I mean bruh they cost $50 less than this years arv 96 and armada uses lego plastic in their sidewalls.
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weastcoat
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INB4 we see lots of snapped jets this season. Already happening a bunch.
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Koshermilk
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IsaacNW82TBF Lines are made in the same factory as K2's, with drastically different reputations for durability


K2’s don’t have great durability either tbh with expecting to poachers
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Koshermilk
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*exception
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Farmville420
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Jemsjets are made in the same factory as icelantics, i don’t hear anyone complaining about the general durability in both. I mean bruh they cost $50 less than this years arv 96 and armada uses lego plastic in their sidewalls.


I know 3 kids who have snapped jets this season and it’s November. I would not compare jets durability to Icelantic at the moment lol
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Jems
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Farmville420I know 3 kids who have snapped jets this season and it’s November. I would not compare jets durability to Icelantic at the moment lol

i’m a full supporter of second and first gens but i agree i’ve seen a few third gens snap already
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Farmville420
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Jemsi’m a full supporter of second and first gens but i agree i’ve seen a few third gens snap already


At least they aren’t crazy expensive I guess
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Sounds like it’s the core profile. Probably milled it thinner.

Neversummer uses pretty much same materials for every ski. My NS made RMU is very obviously an NS made ski. All NS made skis are pretty identifiable
Farmville420I know 3 kids who have snapped jets this season and it’s November. I would not compare jets durability to Icelantic at the moment lol
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Jems
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Farmville420At least they aren’t crazy expensive I guess

they should’ve just stuck with the same design
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Lippamani
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Jems stating facts. I'm a fan of 1st and second gens I'm just having on 3rd gens
Jemsthey should’ve just stuck with the same design
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Cspliffff
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Farmville420I know 3 kids who have snapped jets this season and it’s November. I would not compare jets durability to Icelantic at the moment lol


fingers crossed for my pair. I saw makspace snapped one of his who else snapped theirs?
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hi_vis360
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olddirtyThat's what you get for following trends and buying skis in their 2nd year of production. You see someone jibbing a traffic cone and assume they are sick so you get mommy to throw her card down to some kid in SLC making skis for the second time. Its common sense really.


I did this exact thing with Vishnu in 2017 and they turned out to be fucking sick. Still riding them for street skiing
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Christian_Bale
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Jemsjets are made in the same factory as icelantics, i don’t hear anyone complaining about the general durability in both. I mean bruh they cost $50 less than this years arv 96 and armada uses lego plastic in their sidewalls.

Having lego plastic actually sound dope to me, Lego blocks are mad durable
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hi_vis360
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BradFiAusNzCoCaSounds like it’s the core profile. Probably milled it thinner.


If Line got rid of their “thin tip” technology I’m pretty sure it would fix 90% of their durability issues
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lil.Boye
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hi_vis360I did this exact thing with Vishnu in 2017 and they turned out to be fucking sick. Still riding them for street skiing


Emmet must be the most genuine guy. he cares about the product he sells and he cares about the consumers.
just the small dm convos i have had with him on ig, he seems like the fucking dude.
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Jems
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Christian_BaleHaving lego plastic actually sound dope to me, Lego blocks are mad durable

sounds dope until your sidewalls blow out easily
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weastcoat
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Christian_BaleHaving lego plastic actually sound dope to me, Lego blocks are mad durable

Shears/breaks way easier than HDPE sidewalls.
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