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Skiing switch

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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
impressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch. did you ever ski switch and then ask a girl out and she said no? i bet not, cause no girl will turn you down if you ski switch.
3 years ago
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Kyguyy
Posts: 612 - Karma: 6,539
I went backwards into a tree… help I’m still there
3 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6505 - Karma: 75,418
I’m the exception.



Tails- downhill.
Women- 0.
3 years ago
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
weatcoastI’m the exception.



Tails- downhill.
Women- 0.

yeah but did you ever try asking a girl out after she saw you skiing switch?
3 years ago
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,179
Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope
3 years ago
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,179
The fog is coming

**This post was edited on Nov 12th 2022 at 9:03:18pm
3 years ago
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,141
switchlip2Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope


shut up Julian I’m gonna straightline cupp switch
3 years ago
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asparagus
Posts: 2500 - Karma: 28,453
Most people that just learned to ski switch look like shit
3 years ago
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Jems
Posts: 7739 - Karma: 101,239
i ski switch down the normal mountain to get more beast at carving
3 years ago
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bingingboulders
Posts: 55 - Karma: 214
Instructions unclear, skied switch into snowmaking pipe please help
3 years ago
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kalle.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 4,932
i ski switch uphill
3 years ago
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,141
kalle.i ski switch uphill


My ass just imagined putting skins on backwards and moonwalking up the skin track
3 years ago
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oldmanski
Posts: 3620 - Karma: 27,073
I skied switch under the lift once and some ladies yelled at me. Does that count?
3 years ago
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Sht_eatn_dog
Posts: 114 - Karma: 1,382
I challenge you to a duel. First one down cupp switch wins!
clindblomskiershut up Julian I’m gonna straightline cupp switch
3 years ago
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soup
Posts: 6354 - Karma: 4,486
I skied switch under a chairlift and some hot racer girls yelled at me. Slept with the blonde one. Also her brunette friend years later. That was a good switch.
3 years ago
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,552
I had a mom yell at me for skiing switch once
3 years ago
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C__lowerZ
Posts: 19 - Karma: 70
switchlip2Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope


But switch tricks are so cool and skiing forward is a danger to others
3 years ago
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1749 - Karma: 17,202
Switch after bang is what’s up- don’t forget the origins of the word:

after(I stomped that shit all the girls wanted to)bang
3 years ago
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,362
b00mSkisimpressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch. did you ever ski switch and then ask a girl out and she said no? i bet not, cause no girl will turn you down if you ski switch.


This is true. That’s my requirement for me going out with someone. Can confirm

hahahaha
3 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52626 - Karma: 174,620
If you're skiing down hill, but you're skiing backwards, are you actually skiing uphill?
3 years ago
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skierman
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 9,519
Nothing makes a pussy drier than a non-stagged switch stance.


I'm looking at you, OP.
3 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12705 - Karma: 120,054
Switch pizza for instant 3rd base
3 years ago
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SurfaceIsdurable
Posts: 190 - Karma: 1,607
theabortionatorIf you're skiing down hill, but you're skiing backwards, are you actually skiing uphill?


To my calculations this information is incorrect!
3 years ago
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Lippamani
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 16,391
🤯
3 years ago
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jakeordie
Posts: 665 - Karma: 3,281
weatcoastTails- downhill.
Women- 0.

Tails before tail
3 years ago
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Young_patty
Posts: 3341 - Karma: 39,276
Rookie strat tbh, everyone knows skiing as fast as you can into a fence and then asking the gorl out is the superior, proven method for success.
3 years ago
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
AbiHThis is true. That’s my requirement for me going out with someone. Can confirm

hahahaha

how many guys did you date after they skied switch in front of you?
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3993 - Karma: -13,027
now skiing backwards down moguls... then you'll PULL like no one's business
3 years ago
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,362
b00mSkishow many guys did you date after they skied switch in front of you?


I was too busy skiing switch to see any guys skiing switch so….
3 years ago
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swherity
Posts: 248 - Karma: 1,561
clindblomskierMy ass just imagined putting skins on backwards and moonwalking up the skin track


please actually do this
3 years ago
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1532 - Karma: 12,523
weatcoastI’m the exception.



Tails- downhill.
Women- 0.


can't miss if you don't shoot playa
3 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6505 - Karma: 75,418
rojo.grandecan't miss if you don't shoot playa


Oh I be shooting like my last name McGavin alright
3 years ago
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1532 - Karma: 12,523
weatcoastOh I be shooting like my last name McGavin alright


id highly recommend a healthy mix of considerate and dickhead... seems to do the trick for me anyways
3 years ago
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Sendymcgee420
Posts: 7 - Karma: 17
switchlip2Skiing backwards is irresponsible and dangerous and a risk to others on the slope


Jeez I bet you’re fun
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3993 - Karma: -13,027
Sendymcgee420Jeez I bet you’re fun


he was probably joking
3 years ago
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
SteezyYeeterhe was probably joking

idk bro I think he's just a gaper
3 years ago
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Lippamani
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 16,391
I ski with a pillow for my mom
3 years ago
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Jibgurl
Posts: 35 - Karma: 346
b00mSkisimpressing girls is pretty much the only reason to ski switch. did you ever ski switch and then ask a girl out and she said no? i bet not, cause no girl will turn you down if you ski switch.

No like yeah
2 years ago
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3mania
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 10,843
StellagoliaNo like yeah


just checked the IG, you're way too hot to be hanging around here. You are in danger RUN NOW!!
2 years ago
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skierman
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 9,519
3maniajust checked the IG, you're way too hot to be hanging around here. You are in danger RUN NOW!!


Oh look, another horny boy hitting on a female NS member. Fuck off, you desperate POS.
2 years ago
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3mania
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 10,843
skiermanOh look, another horny boy hitting on a female NS member. Fuck off, you desperate POS.


nah, I think I'll stay here and hit on this girl. Here's a shot of me skiing switch just to emphasize the fact you have no content troll boy.
2 years ago
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skierman
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 9,519
3manianah, I think I'll stay here and hit on this girl. Here's a shot of me skiing switch just to emphasize the fact you have no content troll boy.


"I'm so cool, look at me skiing backwards with horrible style!" hahahahahahaha
2 years ago
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3mania
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 10,843
skierman"I'm so cool, look at me skiing backwards with horrible style!" hahahahahahaha


skierman is like Herpes. you were doing something fun then he came along and now you can't get rid of him. Also what the fuck could a loser like you possibly know about style. Your whole life is a sad attempt to bring others down to your pathetic level.
2 years ago
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3mania
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 10,843
perhaps you can show us your style
2 years ago
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PartyBullshiit
Posts: 4722 - Karma: 20,101
3maniaskierman is like Herpes. you were doing something fun then he came along and now you can't get rid of him. Also what the fuck could a loser like you possibly know about style. Your whole life is a sad attempt to bring others down to your pathetic level.



2 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
3maniajust checked the IG, you're way too hot to be hanging around here. You are in danger RUN NOW!!


hahahaha go back to reddit you loser 🤣
2 years ago
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3mania
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 10,843
GrapeHunterhahahaha go back to reddit you loser 🤣


I've been around here way longer than you. I'll post whatever the fuck I want, wherever the fuck I feel like. hahaha, loser
2 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
3maniaI've been around here way longer than you. I'll post whatever the fuck I want, wherever the fuck I feel like. hahaha, loser


oh my gosh I had no idea that you've been on this site for so long! let me bow down and hold ur nuts, if I may! lmao all you've proved is that you're just a creepy old man pervin on young chicks hahahaha
2 years ago
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3mania
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 10,843
GrapeHunteroh my gosh I had no idea that you've been on this site for so long! let me bow down and hold ur nuts, if I may! lmao all you've proved is that you're just a creepy old man pervin on young chicks hahahaha


just because you've never talked to a girl, don't get mad when someone else does. I wonder if the girl in question minded? spoiler: she didn't.
2 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
3maniajust because you've never talked to a girl, don't get mad when someone else does. I wonder if the girl in question minded? spoiler: she didn't.




nice post u creepin old man!!! maybe bring your age range up to the 60's when ur on the internet 👍
2 years ago
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skierman
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 9,519
3maniajust because you've never talked to a girl, don't get mad when someone else does. I wonder if the girl in question minded? spoiler: she didn't.


I bet you PM every pink name on here.
2 years ago
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