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Remember to skip school to steal pipes from the pool

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swherity
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dont waste time after school to build a setup take your local ginger to the nearest public pool and help him get his first pipe
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weastcoat
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Dude what
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steez_apprentice
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word?
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Andi_G
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if you put a mattress in a pool it takes a crane to get it out
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zoots_place
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this is true, I was his local ginger
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olddirty
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I want what your smoking
3 years ago
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TroyBallsack
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op reminiscing about his times with dylan manley
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hoodratz47
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No you goober. If you put a crane in a mattress, it takes a pool to get it out.
AndrewGravesSVif you put a mattress in a pool it takes a crane to get it out
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tdollo
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hoodratz47No you goober. If you put a crane in a mattress, it takes a pool to get it out.


What if you got a mattress up your ass?
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Raf.Diaz.
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Great thread
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jompcock
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Idk stealing catalytic converters seems a lot easier. The big lifted trucks are just begging you to climb under with a reciprocating saw and they have the most valuable metal anyway. High school parking lots are the easiest targets since they'll probably be gone for the day.
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Schoess
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I think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough
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Farmville420
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This hit home
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Lenny-
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SchoessI think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough

Semi truck drivers are the backbone of America, idk why people always gotta talk shit about em.
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tdollo
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LenntSemi truck drivers are the backbone of America, idk why people always gotta talk shit about em.


Revision truck on the way to deliver your skis
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HaydenB
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im there
3 years ago
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ski_salmon69
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getting piped by the local ginger? count me in 😀
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TreeJam
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SchoessI think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough


Why would you determine someone’s toughness based on the size of their truck?
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hoodratz47
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You sleep where you shit I guess
tdolloWhat if you got a mattress up your ass?
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Schoess
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TreeJamWhy would you determine someone’s toughness based on the size of their truck?


Because that's what they want you to think
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snowfinder
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SchoessI think dudes who drive big trucks are not tough


human peacocks
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beepbeepski
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skip school, sell the useless copper from inside your walls instead
3 years ago
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MastePoleWhacker
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beepbeepskiskip school, sell the useless copper from inside your walls instead


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1052528/Trailer-Park-Boys-Ray---Ripping-your-plumbing-for-liquor-money-is-F-ed
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TreeJam
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SchoessBecause that's what they want you to think


Hahaha maybe some people
3 years ago
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GayWolf420
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SchoessBecause that's what they want you to think

Honestly though truck boys arent that much different than skiers with Daddy footing the bill for everything
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Schoess
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Similar in existence, different in outward ego before you even meet them haha
DeebieSkeebiesHonestly though truck boys arent that much different than skiers with Daddy footing the bill for everything
3 years ago
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Schoess
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I'm sensing you drive a lifted truck...
TreeJamHahaha maybe some people
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Lippamani
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Maybe your forgetting the fact that some people actually USE there truck for work. And I'm not judging anyone for putting a little money into the back bone of there income. Sounds to me like truck haters are sad they drive a rusty Mazda to there desk job and are jealous.
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Slowbro
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LippamaniMaybe your forgetting the fact that some people actually USE there truck for work. And I'm not judging anyone for putting a little money into the back bone of there income. Sounds to me like truck haters are sad they drive a rusty Mazda to there desk job and are jealous.


Nah it’s cause most people drive a newish f150 to their desk job in some areas.
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Schoess
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Real work is done with work vans my guy. Trucks are a less usable form of a work van. Also I'm not talking about fleet vehicles. I'm talking about 6inch body lift with mud tires but he has 22"s on it so it sounds like an airplane droning onroad and can't really go off-road.

Also the truck needs critical maintenance items but they order underflow LED's instead type beat
LippamaniMaybe your forgetting the fact that some people actually USE there truck for work. And I'm not judging anyone for putting a little money into the back bone of there income. Sounds to me like truck haters are sad they drive a rusty Mazda to there desk job and are jealous.
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TreeJam
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SchoessI'm sensing you drive a lifted truck...


Nah I can’t afford a lift. Small truck and I do use it for truck things!
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Schoess
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Hell yeah, small trucks go hard
TreeJamNah I can’t afford a lift. Small truck and I do use it for truck things!
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Biffbarf
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I have a HUGE truck and an extra medium dick. Wait what were we talking about again
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r00kie
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Lifted cars > lifted trucks.

Anyone here have a lifted Honda Element? Cause that's sick.
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