Real Talk Ski Descriptions

tdollo · 2022-10-10 19:29:26

Prodigy 0.0 - If you like doing zero tricks, and pull zero chicks, faction has your back Mantra 106 - Wife #3 and looking to take your anger out on the slopes? Here's the ski for you QST 98 - Never spoken to a woman? Vision 108 - I'm having a vision and I see lot's of warranties in your future ARV 96 - Is that gondola on fire or are they hotboxing it again Any DPS - What colour is your tesla? Show me what you got

nickssucks

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Vishnu Wet- I'm gonna move out of my mom's basement next year, I swear.

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PsychicMigration

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head - the equivalent of owning a wavestorm

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VV.XTREME

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Jskis - the equivalent of owning a Rasta wave storm

DummyBearshead - the equivalent of owning a wavestorm

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lil.Boye

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jet skis: ţ̴̺̇͠ḣ̷̦̳̚ē̸̱̯̺̂s̶̫̅ę̷͇͔̠͓̣̘͓̫́̄͑͑͒͑̎͋̄̋ͅ ̶̢̛̟͙͇͚̘͛͑̓̽̌̏͝ṣ̴̻͌̇̂̀̄k̷̡̝̀́i̶̪̺̣͊̃̃͊̀̽̂͛̍̿s̷̈́̏̋͛͒͜͝ ̸̢̡̢̰̣̯́̋̓͊ą̴̣̰̰͙̩̩͖̝̘̇͗̾́̇͛̐̎r̶̛̲̯̣̬̮̥͔̀͝ę̶̳̰̗͚͑͆̌̓͘ ̴̢̲̞͔̝͍̱͇͙̌s̴̥̣̯̽͛̈̈ö̸͓͕͔̦̺̗́̓̏̈́̃̽̊͌͜ ̸̧̪͔̝̺̥͇̪͈̜̉̔͐͋̅̐̀̅̔͝c̶̡̨̛̘̼̜͔͈̹̈́̄͜͝ͅợ̴͗̉̒̓̊̐̏̆͝ŕ̶̠̱͚̰̅̉͗̅̆͝͝ͅȩ̶̛̭͈̝̺̪̬̞̰̈̔̎̀́͠ͅ,̸̳͕̞̼͐̀͊̂͊͌̌̏̚ ̶̧͉̣̰̱̝̜̟̔͘͜b̶̨̗̪͔̥̗̫̬̞̩̏̑u̸̡̹̯͓͓̍̓ẗ̴̨̫͎͉͕̭́́͠ͅ ̶̡̲͎͔̱͂̾́̀d̵͈͈̻͈̞̔̀͠ͅo̸͚͗͒̍͑͒͗͜n̴̤̣̓͆̒̏̋̂͑̋̅͠'̸̜̤͚͉͇̪͊͂̒t̷͈͖̝̲̳͑͌̐̎̔̀̏͘͠͝ ̴͐̄͝ͅt̸̻̣͎͈̬̣͕̞̜̎͌̓͒̑̌̑̌͆͘e̷̢̻̩̫͚̤͚̿̇̒̾̑̎̊͜͜͝l̸̙̬̣͚̫̭̔̃̍̽̇̑͠ľ̵̛̮̫̈́̓̔͑̽͝ ̶̡͔̻̘̯̙̭͖̤̏̀̂́̈͝ạ̴̪̫̯̥͕̉͐͛̉̈͒͘ẏ̶̡̧̧̹̱̠̏͜ͅó̴̡̢͈͇̗̭̻̗̾̽̓̎̿͝ņ̶̛̱̩̬͉̅͗̾̈́̏͊͂̈́̚͜ȇ̸̢̞͖̦̮̫͔͙͔͋̒̆̈́̚̚

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weastcoat

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1000 skis: I’m paying twice as much as already-expensive skis for some red blends just to save .001 cubic meter of emissions!!

armada: my skis are super sick but the sidewalls are made with Lego plastic so it’s chill

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dwt802

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HG Skis: Labatt Blue

Revision Skis: You’re skis are on their way, be patient!

Line: 3 pairs, one season, hope you like them

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2022 at 10:17:52pm

3 years ago

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mookieman

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Moment: You’re likely a member of the Church of Scientology, too

3 years ago

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Knapzach

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Icelantic- you're either on beat nomad 95/105s or just in it for the art

3 years ago

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bennwithtwons

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Black crows- touring boots and pin bindings are every bit as good for resort days as alpine setups and I saved 140 grams!

any Rossi pow ski- when I was your age, we didn’t have double tip skis but if we did, I’m sure I could have done a triple helicopter

3 years ago

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RIP_leos_shack

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ON3P - I got tired of breaking Lines and Armadas

3 years ago

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Schoess

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ON3P Jeffery 102: There is nothing I am not good at

3 years ago

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Pablo_Sanchez

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Volkl bash 86/revolt 90: got airbag practice at 6 tomorrow, gotta polish those mute 16s

3 years ago

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partyandBS

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Vishnu Wide 189- be a unique core skier by getting the same ski as every other unique core skier

3 years ago

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SupremeChairlift

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Whatever skis I'm riding - You're 24 years old and still too scared to talk to pretty girls

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2022 at 12:28:09am

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BigPurpleSkiSuit

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Armada ARV 106/faction Candide 2.0-you absolutely tear up all mountain freestyle skiing

3 years ago

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Bentchettyjack

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Newb

Bent Chetler 120s- you think you ride the same lines and throw tricks like the pros but spend your days carving groomers with your step children

3 years ago

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TreeJam

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Sego bighorn: makes the whole mountain a playground

3 years ago

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tdollo

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Vishnu Wet 189cm - You took advice from Newschoolers and think skiing without poles is "swerve"

3 years ago

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Ball_Sacker

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bent chetler mini- if the snow was deep enough i would backflip

3 years ago

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BingPow

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DummyBearshead - the equivalent of owning a wavestorm

VV.XTREMEJskis - the equivalent of owning a Rasta wave storm

wavestorms are ill

3 years ago

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olddirty

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Nordica Enforcer- Beats wife back at the condo after 10 IPAs with the work buddies

3 years ago

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bootspace

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elan ripstick- 40 years old and wanted a ski that could "rip groomers"

3 years ago

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Freethaheel

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Freeheel life protector- I hope people can really tell I telemark

3 years ago

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CharlieSutcliffe

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Misfit skis: core af and actually has a claim to be on the wave “before it was cool” kuz you preordered

3 years ago

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TroyBallsack

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honeybadger - you are either sponsored or its your first time park skiing

3 years ago

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VV.XTREME

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I agree

BingPowwavestorms are ill

3 years ago

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Chunderface

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Moment: you post on r/skiing and might...just might own a Ruroc.

3 years ago

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bennwithtwons

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BentchettyjackBent Chetler 120s- you think you ride the same lines and throw tricks like the pros but spend your days carving groomers with your step children

haha nice. i was trying hard to think of a good one for the chetlers but i think you nailed it better than i would have

3 years ago

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IsaacNW82

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Season Kin - For the aging freestyle skier who hasn't spun more than 3 this decade
Stockli Stormrider - How's retirement from ski racing going?
Any Gilson - How's 8th grade going?
Ultralight touring skis - Have a huge superiority complex but aren't actually that good at skiing? Try Backcountry!
Fat-ypus A-lotta - Circa 2008 ski technology that makes you look really cool when doing your 3 laps in Summit County before getting unbelievably crossfaded
WNDR skis - If you know nothing about material science but want to brag to your friends about the fancy materials in your skis!

3 years ago

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TRVP_ANGEL

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Surface Outsider: these arent skis

3 years ago

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tri_photo

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Salomon - you're still here?

3 years ago

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ZachRyan

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Loner

VV.XTREMEJskis - the equivalent of owning a Rasta wave storm

I dont even rasta dude

3 years ago

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ZachRyan

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CharlieSutcliffeMisfit skis: core af and actually has a claim to be on the wave “before it was cool” kuz you preordered

lol Charlie. We know the misfit boys have something good going, gotta hope they can turn a profit and not dump their life savings into a indie ski brand.

3 years ago

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Farmville420

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Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack

3 years ago

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PsychicMigration

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Libtech - skis made by a surfboard company

3 years ago

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mott

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Farmville420Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack

best description

3 years ago

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

Black Crows: Lets go wait around for Mineral Basin to open for 4 hours.

3 years ago

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ProfessorOak

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Any nerdica enforcers ever - snowbird gear review reader starter pack

3 years ago

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KCoCM

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Farmville420Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack

I was def gunna give poachers a go if someone hadnt already done it XD

3 years ago

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KCoCM

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i feel like jeffrey 102s are: "i swear these rip in the park bro I just havent had the chance yet this year since the mountain has just been so fire, you know?"

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VV.XTREME

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ZachRyanI dont even rasta dude

love you zach! good thing it aint the regular wavestorm

3 years ago

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bennwithtwons

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Hellbents- I swear pow skis were perfected in 2010: when rent was cheap, the only kind of carbonated drink was beer, and you could work all summer as a firefighter and live out of your Tacoma all winter, never washing your XL non-matching first drop gear because chicks dig dudes who don’t give a fuck and have 90s sleeping bag insulation dripping out of their torn pants.

Plus, I only ski pow switch cause I’m not a pussy

3 years ago

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VV.XTREME

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Liberty helix: grouse mountain skier, NPC, flocks in groups of other helixers, *max moffat wannabe*

3 years ago

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K-Dot.

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any older surfaces - you mind if I bum a ride? I can spot you some of the worst shake you’ve ever smoked

custom park on3ps - I worked all summer at the law firm my dad owns to pay these off, thank you very much

3 years ago

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Christian_Bale

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SchoessON3P Jeffery 102: There is nothing I am not good at

3 years ago

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S.J.W

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Full tilt boots- I got these because of no shin bang and Tom Wallisch.

K2 boots- I got these because it’s what my boot fitter recommended.

3 years ago

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EmbraceTheSPEEED

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S.J.WFull tilt boots- I got these because of no shin bang and Tom Wallisch.

K2 boots- I got these because it’s what my boot fitter recommended.

Do boot fitters usually recommend K2 boots? If so, why?

3 years ago

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Chunderface

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SlidingIsFunDo boot fitters usually recommend K2 boots? If so, why?

Oh look, its Abomber

3 years ago

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Schoess

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Ok, here's one....

Line Afterbang: only $300 because you get to buy 3 sets a season

Haha my homie rode a pair for like 2 years and they were legit a hazard to his health for over 1.5 of that. I realize it's an old ski but I remember them being pretty popular back in the day

Christian_Bale

3 years ago

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macfive

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ARV106 - Think your sick as shit, but skip out on doing tricks.

3 years ago

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