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Ideas for what to write on my helmet

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Literaccygoskeen
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Trying to make my helmet less bland, give suggestions for what to write
3 years ago
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r00kie
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You should definitely put GoPro stickers on it.
3 years ago
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weastcoat
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If you have to ask then you shouldn’t be writing anything.
3 years ago
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3mania
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Blood type and insurance info
3 years ago
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weastcoat
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But if you write shit write shit that means stuff to you… funny friend quotes, inside jokes, etc.
3 years ago
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Raf.Diaz.
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"Owner of your local mountain" ‘s son
3 years ago
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Celery
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Social security number or best skier on the mountain
3 years ago
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1234567891011121
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Phis kaje
3 years ago
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bingingboulders
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“Hell yeah I’m gonna dub this season”
3 years ago
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weastcoat
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MaimHelpPhis kaje


Yeah I guess. Whatever this means.
3 years ago
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Kyguyy
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Credit card number and your 3 favorite numbers
3 years ago
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Biffbarf
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Born to kill with a peace sign adjacent
3 years ago
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Lenny-
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You should just paint it like one of Wunschels Red Bull helmets, but like if they did it in 3 minutes using MS Paint.
3 years ago
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TroyBallsack
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the fog is coming

t̶h̵e̴ ̷f̴o̷g̸ ̵i̶s̴ ̸c̴o̷m̵i̷n̸g̴

t̵̡̒͜h̶̤͋̌ͅe̸̠͓̬̪̊̾̈ ̸͍̬̣̹̓̔͠f̶͎̘̰̉͜o̶̧̓̑͆̇g̴̛̣͍̮̫̈́ ̷̫́̀̋͜i̴̤̼͇͂͌̀s̶͖̞̈́͂͛ ̶͎͙̃̀͂͜c̷̗͉̙̈́̐ͅó̵̻͝m̷͓̖͚̒̈i̷̩͈̔̈̚ṅ̷̻͜g̵̦͚̱̋̾̕
3 years ago
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SupremeChairlift
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3 years ago
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tdollo
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your mom's phone number
3 years ago
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bogust
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T0AST.Born to kill with a peace sign adjacent


You can also put a big elastic band around it to hold your pack of cigarettes a couple bullets and playing card.
3 years ago
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RIP_leos_shack
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Ski fast eat ass
3 years ago
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GrapeHunter
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Orgasm Donor
3 years ago
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lil.Boye
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just keep the helmet bland, you will regret writing on it
3 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Life hack: write All digits of your credit card number, expiry and cvv so u will never forget

**This post was edited on Oct 9th 2022 at 7:00:58pm
3 years ago
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Paul.
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Paint it to look like a lady bug
3 years ago
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leprechaunsissy
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Your SSN
3 years ago
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jakeordie
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Put rear view mirrors and turn signals on it, and troll tf out of gapers tryna get past
3 years ago
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Mattbrippin
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Write you fucking piece of fucking shit stay out of the park if you don’t ski park I hope you hit a deer on the ride home
3 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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get a little tv screen built into the shell of the helmet and play NFL games on sundays. people will follow you around all day watching
3 years ago
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Lippamani
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Hi mom
3 years ago
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swherity
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the only good thing you could actually write on your helmet is "Vail Sucks"
3 years ago
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oldmanski
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Double white stripes like a skunk
3 years ago
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Andi_G
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GrapeHunterOrgasm Donor


but on a helmet. People gonna be LOLING
3 years ago
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trueshreds
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Badass
3 years ago
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Young_patty
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“Do not resuscitate”

or the classic: putting a “chicken sandwich” sticker from the chalet cafeteria on your helmet.



One of my favs though was my “Good Morning Vietnam!” Sticker that used to be on my highschool helmet.

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2022 at 12:22:26pm
3 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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do not resuscitate
3 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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Young_patty“Do not resuscitate”

or the classic: putting a “chicken sandwich” sticker from the chalet cafeteria on your helmet.



One of my favs though was my “Good Morning Vietnam!” Sticker that used to be on my highschool helmet.

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2022 at 12:22:26pm


oh fuck u beat me to it
3 years ago
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olddirty
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Dont think just do
3 years ago
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PsychicMigration
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I ski drunk
3 years ago
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ghoti_hook
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Why stop at just writing? Why not bring along your favorite stuffed animal?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdOiiFzg4j0/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Imbed fail

Or…
“I’d rather be wearing my ruroc”

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2022 at 8:18:53pm

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2022 at 8:20:00pm

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2022 at 8:20:44pm
3 years ago
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snowmosexual
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Dic pic
3 years ago
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Christian_Bale
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3 years ago
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johnblaze
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"I asked Newschoolers what to write on my helmet and all I got was this stupid suggestion."
3 years ago
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Agate420
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LiteraccygoskeenTrying to make my helmet less bland, give suggestions for what to write


Kinda off topic but I just put one sticker from each mountain I’ve been to and it looks pretty good
3 years ago
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BearsOnKetamine
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WHOLE LOTTA RED
3 years ago
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armchair_skier
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Sf5p7w4M
ngDBbSkv
pWFHH5Ns
sK897tgp
JYRWXgwy
xNjHX9wF
jjeLpZQ6
GNqV6MyG
7rrQKhML
L988V5pT
kghcKqUy
mP6jUN9A
YuxPxnN7
aYrUKfcz
zRdxRSKp
BuVNkpAb
gPhTup48
z3p2CtJg
PULf5ZHF
WXfru4xC
3 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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write a riddle on it. make it very difficult, or maybe even impossible to solve, and rest easy knowing you drove a few people insane cause they couldn't figure out the riddle and didn't know how to contact you to ask the answer
3 years ago
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RAcecARman
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"worlds largest butt plug"
3 years ago
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steez_apprentice
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SofaKingSickwrite a riddle on it. make it very difficult, or maybe even impossible to solve, and rest easy knowing you drove a few people insane cause they couldn't figure out the riddle and didn't know how to contact you to ask the answer


That's fucking genius
3 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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*insert state you live in* dogfart
3 years ago
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Rparr
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armchair_skierSf5p7w4M
ngDBbSkv
pWFHH5Ns
sK897tgp
JYRWXgwy
xNjHX9wF
jjeLpZQ6
GNqV6MyG
7rrQKhML
L988V5pT
kghcKqUy
mP6jUN9A
YuxPxnN7
aYrUKfcz
zRdxRSKp
BuVNkpAb
gPhTup48
z3p2CtJg
PULf5ZHF
WXfru4xC


this is actually a bitcoin wallet address
3 years ago
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mobadis
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3 years ago
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GayWolf420
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8===D
3 years ago
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