Create the perfect skier.

S.J.W

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Crazy Fool

Simples, pick 5 arbitrary characteristics of any skier from past or present to create the most impressive skier. Let’s here em.

For me it would be

Disregard for personal harm- Jake Carney
Rail game- Wallisch
Jump game- Alex Hall
Style- Dollo
Creativity- BDog.

3 years ago

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weastcoat

Posts: 6510 - Karma: 75,515

Karma: 75,515

Posts: 6510

No Life

1. Jems- Jems.
2. Jems- Jems.
3. Jems- Jems.
4. Jems- Jems.
5. Jems- Jems.

3 years ago

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BlueVillain

Posts: 413 - Karma: 2,459

Karma: 2,459

Posts: 413

Ridiculous

Rail game - Kuura Koivisto
Jump game - Matej Svancer
Style - Joona Kangas
Opinions - XAnkilla (jk)
Creativity - Vinny Cash

3 years ago

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asparagus

Posts: 2500 - Karma: 28,454

Karma: 28,454

Posts: 2500

Addict

trick selection: andy parry
afterbang: brogan
personality: ankilla
talent: henrik

let the chaos ensue

3 years ago

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Slowbro

Posts: 4156 - Karma: 24,966

Karma: 24,966

Posts: 4156

No Life

Style - Charlie Ager

Rail Game - Jon Olsson

Jump Game - Andy Parry

Personality - Simon Dumont

Outerwear - Nick Goepper

3 years ago

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Tamas

Posts: 550 - Karma: 842

Karma: 842

Posts: 550

Ridiculous

Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall
Ankles- Tanner Hall

3 years ago

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-Dan

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Karma: 53,542

Posts: 7194

Crazy Fool

Unpredictability- Jerm Vey
shovel endurance- Oli Hoblitzelle
swerve- b Mack
spot selection- Koga Hoshino
Attempts to makes ratio- Keegan Kilbride

3 years ago

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Jems

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Karma: 102,288

Posts: 7806

Crazy Fool

Creativity - Young_Patty
Send factor - ReturnToMonke
Style - Jems
Rail game - Weatcoast

3 years ago

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ReturnToMonkey

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Karma: 70,215

Posts: 6448

No Life

JemsCreativity - Young_Patty
Send factor - ReturnToMonke
Style - Jems
Rail game - Weatcoast

We need weastcoat to come to Bozeman

3 years ago

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bennwithtwons

Posts: 1810 - Karma: 18,169

Karma: 18,169

Posts: 1810

Insane

heart - shane mcconkey
soul - cr johnson
personality - sarah burke
accent - jp auclair
rugged good looks - dave treadway

3 years ago

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1234567891011121

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Karma: 13,851

Posts: 1750

Insane

ReturnToMonkeyWe need weastcoat to come to Bozeman

mf would go there and only want to ski street or hike rails

3 years ago

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gvski13

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Karma: 973

Posts: 217

Loner

dollo
dollo
dollo
dollo
dollo
dollo

3 years ago

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weastcoat

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Karma: 75,515

Posts: 6510

No Life

ReturnToMonkeyWe need weastcoat to come to Bozeman

If they had a better park scene at their hills I’d choose there over SLC. SLC seems like it’s too populated for me even tho the culture seems sicker.

3 years ago

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ReturnToMonkey

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Karma: 70,215

Posts: 6448

No Life

weatcoastIf they had a better park scene at their hills I’d choose there over SLC. SLC seems like it’s too populated for me even tho the culture seems sicker.

Come help be the change you want to see

3 years ago

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_brrett

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Karma: 29,010

Posts: 1742

Insane

Jake Carney - Style

Candide - Speed and Amplitude

Matej - Air Awareness

Jackson Karsteter - Rail Skills

Me - Spliff Rolling Abilities

3 years ago

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TRVP_ANGEL

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Karma: 120,441

Posts: 12726

Crazy Fool

STYLE - TRUMP
CREATIVITY - TRUMP
RAILS - TRUMP
TRICK SELECTION - TRUMP
TECHNICALITY - TRUMP

maga

3 years ago

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HaydenB

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Karma: 8,194

Posts: 1075

Insane

weatcoastIf they had a better park scene at their hills I’d choose there over SLC. SLC seems like it’s too populated for me even tho the culture seems sicker.

slc is fuckin played imo mn is where it’s @

3 years ago

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Schoess

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Karma: 25,647

Posts: 2135

Addict

HaydenBslc is fuckin played imo mn is where it’s @

They both are great in their own ways. Saying SLC is played is more objectively false than me saying I don't ski

3 years ago

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weastcoat

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Karma: 75,515

Posts: 6510

No Life

HaydenBslc is fuckin played imo mn is where it’s @

too flat

3 years ago

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Jems

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Karma: 102,288

Posts: 7806

Crazy Fool

STYLE - DONALD J TRUMP
LIBTARD OWNING FACTOR - RON DESANTIS
HOMOPHOBIA COUNCIL - MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
AMERICA FIRST PATRIOT - BEN SHAPIRO

3 years ago

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skertle

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Karma: 239

Posts: 24

Lame

The girth of Henrik Harlaut

The length of Bobby Brown

The wallet of Jon Olsson

The clout of Eileen Gu

The sexuality of Gus Kenworthy

3 years ago

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Young_patty

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Karma: 39,481

Posts: 3355

Addict

Weirdly technical flips- Anton Linden

Smooth style- LSM

Trick selection- Sig Tviet

Boyish charm- Jesper

Online persona- Xankilla

Fit selection- Saigon

Gnar factor- Parker white

Butter ability- Adam Delorme

Underground notoriety- Mystery Man

3 years ago

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j0LL3

Posts: 40 - Karma: 372

Karma: 372

Posts: 40

Lame

eyebrows- ahall
style- joona kangas
instagram stories - matej
mental side(when losing) - ragettli
rails - sebastian schjerve

3 years ago

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twinkle_toes

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Karma: 9,725

Posts: 815

Insane

bennwithtwonsheart - shane mcconkey
soul - cr johnson
personality - sarah burke
accent - jp auclair
rugged good looks - dave treadway

All the og’s

3 years ago

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keagan.karstens

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Karma: 35,497

Posts: 1639

Insane

Style- nateshredz
Rail bag- nateshredz
Jump bag- nateshredz
ability to get laid- nateshredz
scent- American spirit

3 years ago

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stinky_cheese

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Karma: 5,176

Posts: 1221

Insane

haircut - kim boberg
speed - forester meeks
smile - kryptoskier
longevity - cody townsend or hoji
trick bag - parker white

3 years ago

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lil.Boye

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Karma: 12,753

Posts: 2813

Addict

i already exist bro.

3 years ago

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BlueVillain

Posts: 413 - Karma: 2,459

Karma: 2,459

Posts: 413

Ridiculous

Quebec version

Skills - Gab Boudreau
Style - Justin DL
Vibe - Dom Laporte
Legend Status - Yan Bussières
Passion - Frank GP

3 years ago

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KootenayRipper69

Posts: 74 - Karma: 425

Karma: 425

Posts: 74

Wannabe

Jump game - Dylan Siggers
Style - Dylan Siggers
Creativity - Dylan Siggers
Powder game - Dylan Siggers
Fearlessness - Dylan Siggers

absolute living legend

3 years ago

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SofaKingSick

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Karma: 66,691

Posts: 9855

Crazy Fool

-DanUnpredictability- Jerm Vey

unpredictability! great point, what a compliment for a skier

3 years ago

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PsychicMigration

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Karma: 10,552

Posts: 2099

Addict

Will Wessons - rail abilities
Candide - speed and air
Steve Stepp - personality
Henrik - Style
Magnus - Creativity

3 years ago

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Mattbrippin

Posts: 162 - Karma: 940

Karma: 940

Posts: 162

Pro

Personality - Zane kushman
style - cal Carson
rail game- siver voll
jumps- mateij or however you spell his name
pow lines- t hall

3 years ago

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