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E Heath actually has wheels.

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rojo.grande
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Our beloved but not asked for stepfather of this site deserves some puss points and a cold one after he broke the sound barrier rounding third base. This is peak male performance. Edit: the swing needs hella work so maybe not quite peak

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1047888/trim-6A05F67D-3464-433C-9A84-52F89197B656-MOV

**This thread was edited on Aug 3rd 2022 at 11:10:56am
Aug 3 2022 11:09AM
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rojo.grande
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And no I didn’t speed up this video.
Aug 3 2022 11:10AM
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HiHowAreYou
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Aug 3 2022 11:20AM
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eheath
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my baseball swing is dogshit because I play too much golf, my defensive prowess makes up for it.
Aug 3 2022 11:26AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Should’ve slid into home for dramatic effect
Aug 3 2022 11:32AM
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GayWolf420
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eheathmy baseball swing is dogshit because I play too much golf, my defensive prowess makes up for it.

Defense wins championships.
Aug 3 2022 11:33AM
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rojo.grande
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DeebieSkeebiesDefense wins championships.


Proven fact
Aug 3 2022 11:34AM
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GayWolf420
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rojo.grandeProven fact

NS beer league would be great though. I know some of you guys can throw heat and rip dingers
Aug 3 2022 11:35AM
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Abomber22
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Travel away games be tough
DeebieSkeebiesNS beer league would be great though. I know some of you guys can throw heat and rip dingers
Aug 3 2022 11:46AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Umpire: "The home base is the ban button"
Evan:
Aug 3 2022 2:20PM
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HypeBeast
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When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.
Aug 4 2022 2:03AM
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VTshredder69
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The weight to speed ratio is tremendous.
Aug 4 2022 9:17AM
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eheath
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Trumpkin2024When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.


You think we're gonna play coed rec slow pitch softball on 90ft base paths? Gtfo
Aug 4 2022 10:30AM
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HypeBeast
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eheathYou think we're gonna play coed rec slow pitch softball on 90ft base paths? Gtfo

No and I know all softball is on those Itty bitty fields which is exactly why I said it, to point out the illusion of speed.
Aug 4 2022 11:45AM
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eheath
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Trumpkin2024No and I know all softball is on those Itty bitty fields which is exactly why I said it, to point out the illusion of speed.


lets race
Aug 4 2022 11:48AM
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oldmanski
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eheathlets race


You got some wheels for sure!
Aug 4 2022 11:53AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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rojo.grandeAnd no I didn’t speed up this video.


ive met eheath irl, im convinced the video was slowed down 2x (chopped and screwed)
Aug 4 2022 12:02PM
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danbrown
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DeebieSkeebiesNS beer league would be great though. I know some of you guys can throw heat and rip dingers


me and @Kretzschmar play on wednesdays
Aug 4 2022 12:18PM
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GayWolf420
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Abomber22Travel away games be tough

SLC only. We're trying to build a pipeline into AA and AAA ball, hopefully get someone a tryout with The Bees.
Aug 4 2022 12:19PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Trumpkin2024When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.


Your mom has a little league sized infield.
Aug 4 2022 12:53PM
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CatdickBojangles
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BiffbarfYour mom has a little league sized infield.


Her dugout is nice though
Aug 4 2022 1:04PM
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weastcoat
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Once I saw him shotgun a beer in 1.5 seconds I wasn’t surprised seeing this man hauling ass on two legs. Something tells me he can beat most other skiers in a t2b race as well.
Aug 4 2022 2:08PM
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rojo.grande
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weastcoatOnce I saw him shotgun a beer in 1.5 seconds I wasn’t surprised seeing this man hauling ass on two legs. Something tells me he can beat most other skiers in a t2b race as well.


a polite way to reference Momentum
Aug 4 2022 2:10PM
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Abomber22
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What about her mound
CatdickBojanglesHer dugout is nice though
Aug 4 2022 3:51PM
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VTshredder69
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Trumpkin2024When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.

100$ on Heath, keyboard warrior.
Aug 4 2022 4:22PM
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HypeBeast
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BiffbarfYour mom has a little league sized infield.
CatdickBojanglesHer dugout is nice though


You would like that wouldn't you ya pedos
Aug 4 2022 7:01PM
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HypeBeast
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eheathlets race



Aug 4 2022 7:06PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Trumpkin2024You would like that wouldn't you ya pedos

You adopted, no way baby come out of that oh no no
Aug 4 2022 8:56PM
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Casey
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Stretched a base hit into a double by making it to first before the ball hit the grass, turned that into an inside the park home run after throw to second was 15 yards off course. Classic beer league.
Aug 6 2022 12:12PM
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theabortionator
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Check those sneakers for rockets 🚀 🚀
Aug 6 2022 5:02PM
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VTshredder69
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Still waiting on this glorious competition.
Aug 17 2022 9:48AM
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