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I’m 32 and just had back to back heart attacks

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ChadThundercock
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Yeah I’ve been juicing but that’s not fuckin why this happened tbh it’s because of the boosters I’ve gotten. God I feel so stupid. So last Friday I had my 2nd heart attack after doing some blow at LIV in Miami - was carried out on a stretcher and honestly the girls still love me because of it.

Just because I like to get swole and do a couple nose beers shouldn’t mean the government decides what to put in my body and when to give me a heart attack
3 years ago
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TournevisRond
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what a fucking beta
3 years ago
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mobadis
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ChadThundercockYeah I’ve been juicing but that’s not fuckin why this happened tbh it’s because of the boosters I’ve gotten. God I feel so stupid. So last Friday I had my 2nd heart attack after doing some blow at LIV in Miami - was carried out on a stretcher and honestly the girls still love me because of it.

Just because I like to get swole and do a couple nose beers shouldn’t mean the government decides what to put in my body and when to give me a heart attack


Sounds like long covid, hang in there and just imagine how much worse it would’ve been if you weren’t vaccinated!
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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Could track down threads where you're pro vaxx, but not gonna
3 years ago
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TheMoostafian
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Am I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.
3 years ago
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,486
TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.


No refunds !
3 years ago
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qazwsxedc34
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If you have a third heart attack and die just imagine what would have happened if you weren't boosted!
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jl4w
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ChadThundercockGod I feel so stupid. So last Friday I had my 2nd heart attack.

good
3 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Man I thought this was a real thread til I saw the name and content when I opened it. Well at least this hasn't happened to any one on NS yet (or openly) cuz they'd be fucked in terms of life expectancy. Felt bad. Now don't.
3 years ago
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yungona
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TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.


Like I give a fuck. I have 5 star reviews from multiple forum members.
3 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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yungonaLike I give a fuck. I have 5 star reviews from multiple forum members.

@yungona for member of the month @eheath
3 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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sanest drug abuser
3 years ago
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Icant_kfed
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You didn’t have a heart attack, it was the cia, you know too much about the true intentions of the “vax”
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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You are not alone.
TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.
3 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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The vaccine has hurt our communities and collective health so much, I wish any of you cucks could just see it in your own life. It’s truly sad how self centered you all are
3 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Yo if you're not A-FIBing then you're not trying hard enough
3 years ago
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b0ss
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$10 @ChadThundercock is a 5ft4 72lbs virgin who thinks he’s doing cocaine but really just snorting meth.
3 years ago
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Jems
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TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.

yungona is ripped as fuck, what are you?
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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happens i know the moose..... not ripped prolly, but there's this thing called real life smarts, real life pain,etc..... one other one is real life strength.


He fuckin wrestles trees..... and wins.
10£ on the real real.
Jemsyungona is ripped as fuck, what are you?
3 years ago
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Jems
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Abomber22happens i know the moose..... not ripped prolly, but there's this thing called real life smarts, real life pain,etc..... one other one is real life strength.


He fuckin wrestles trees..... and wins.
10£ on the real real.

you don’t drink monster
3 years ago
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skierman
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Oh look, another weak thread with a fake ass story.
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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i ain't rasslin neither.
10£ on the moose
Jemsyou don’t drink monster
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