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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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PacificRimJob
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The most ridiculous answer wins...
3 years ago
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The_Best_Bread
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probably to get to the other side
3 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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The_Best_Breadprobably to get to the other side


Well youre fucking wrong.
3 years ago
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The_Best_Bread
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to get to his local applebees
3 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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The_Best_Breadto get to his local applebees


Chickens do love dollaritas.
3 years ago
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oldmanski
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To meet his meth dealer
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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..... to score the pair of Vishnu's left there.
3 years ago
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Icant_kfed
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To get a closer look at spaghetti doing some holocaust memorial parkour
3 years ago
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r00kie
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To achieve self-actualization.
3 years ago
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iFlip
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To get to Chad’s Gap.
3 years ago
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Biffbarf
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To get beak deep in @eheath's whooty
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HypeBeast
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To make a shitty thread.
3 years ago
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TheMoostafian
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Probably because he was sick of the monotonous, ever-turning and grinding gears of time. The other side of the road was never really the goal, but rather a seemingly unreachable destination that, if attempted, promised the sweet embrace of the void. He was prepared to shed the restraints of the world and lay in the forever box. Somehow he made it to the other side though lol what a fucking bitch.
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MichiganCatFart
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to get to the time portal, so that she could go back in time and peck the keyboard off of your computer so this thread would not be made. The Chicken is part of the CIA and does not like it when we talk about her like this. This thread could be detrimental to her career.

edited because chickens/hen are females and roosters are males.
**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2022 at 2:58:13pm

**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2022 at 2:59:29pm
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dognutsdogfart
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to get to the idiots house
3 years ago
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Deez_Mcskis
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Icant_kfedTo get a closer look at spaghetti doing some holocaust memorial parkour


Is this an ankilla or andri reference?
3 years ago
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Deez_Mcskis
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r00kieTo achieve self-actualization.


Bro did you learn about self-actualization from a stupid highschool course that teaches you nothing and wastes all your time?

Would be thrilled to hear I'm not alone.
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Icant_kfed
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Deez_McskisIs this an ankilla or andri reference?


Andri, ankilla seems like a chill dude just kinda in his own world, I knew he was a holocaust denier but was unaware he did that stuff too
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r00kie
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Deez_McskisBro did you learn about self-actualization from a stupid highschool course that teaches you nothing and wastes all your time?

Would be thrilled to hear I'm not alone.


Not really, just learned about Maslow's hierarchy of needs in every business management class from 9th grade through college.
3 years ago
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Icant_kfed
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Icant_kfedTo get a closer look at spaghetti doing some holocaust memorial parkour


What cockmuncher downvoted this
3 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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He's counting how many times he can cross before getting hit by a truck
3 years ago
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WoFlowz
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Too go get Tim’s during his Spanish class
3 years ago
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weastcoat
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WoFlowzToo go get Tim’s during his Spanish class


In high school there was this side entrance near the pool that led out to the student parking lot so we would put a pen in the door so it didn’t shut and lock behind us and would drive and go get mcd’s and shit. Sometimes I would do the same thing but not come back and just go skiing lol.
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CharlzHub
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To make sense of the current world economic situation
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