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Jesus is Real

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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8798 - Karma: 58,676
Ahhh I got you bitches! Thought this was another anti-God anti-holiday or anti Hispanic thread huh? You guessed wrong.

What is odd is this Jesus with the og Jesus name was before 2001 and no post count. No comments. It's Jesus. Proof that God has a NS account.




Also proof that NS favorite name is any and all derivatives of Jesus (God is much less popular).



































Apr 17 2022 8:07AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,136
Would you know my name? If I saw you in heaven?
Apr 17 2022 8:29AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,136
Would it be the same?
Apr 17 2022 8:32AM
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theabortionator
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Apr 17 2022 8:34AM
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Jems
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L
Apr 17 2022 9:23AM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,358
Bruh, you got time even this retired old stoke wouldn't waste
Apr 17 2022 10:15AM
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Young_patty
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Christ has risen


Apr 17 2022 1:15PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6048 - Karma: 65,490
You're 0 and 2 next time make a good thread or YOU'RE OUTTA HEREEEESEE
Apr 17 2022 2:59PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,358
EC
MiIfHunterWould it be the same?
Apr 17 2022 5:25PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,136
Abomber22EC


'Cause I know I don't belong
Apr 17 2022 5:32PM
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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8798 - Karma: 58,676
BiffbarfYou're 0 and 2 next time make a good thread or YOU'RE OUTTA HEREEEESEE

We find out Jesus has a thing for webcams back in the day


Apr 17 2022 6:41PM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -6,076
You gotta have something better to do than this..
Apr 17 2022 6:47PM
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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8798 - Karma: 58,676
yungonaYou gotta have something better to do than this..


Now that I'm off the roids, my post quality has declined to even worse.
Apr 17 2022 7:21PM
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Lonely
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Checkmate athiests
Apr 17 2022 7:56PM
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twinkle_toes
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theabortionator


I just lol’d so hard at this
Apr 17 2022 9:51PM
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r00kie
Posts: 4588 - Karma: 50,417
I'll contribute my favorite cringy Southern Baptist moment to this blasphemus thread.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1040208/Boogity--Boogity--Boogity--Amen
Apr 17 2022 11:54PM
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switchlip2
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Yea
Apr 18 2022 12:45AM
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Turd__Authority
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r00kieI'll contribute my favorite cringy Southern Baptist moment to this blasphemus thread.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1040208/Boogity--Boogity--Boogity--Amen


This sums up southern rednecks pretty well.
Apr 18 2022 1:23AM
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will.irwin
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bonghits4jesus was inevitable
Apr 21 2022 7:56AM
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