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24 hour drive in a 15 person van. I need activities to do

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Thegenericskier
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Please state any suggestions on what I should do on this drive below. Gonna be very bored
Apr 16 2022 10:28AM
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Jems
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armpit fart
Apr 16 2022 10:29AM
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Thegenericskier
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Jemsarmpit fart


I’ll get some of those going after the post lunch break
Apr 16 2022 10:30AM
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danbrown
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get dropped off at the airport and get on a plane
Apr 16 2022 10:54AM
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Abomber22
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Just bringing a camera or two could involve hi jinks....... do an edit for NS

....or wuss out...




Apr 16 2022 10:55AM
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Thegenericskier
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Abomber22Just bringing a camera or two could involve hi jinks....... do an edit for NS

....or wuss out...






Me and the fellas will be documenting the doughnuts at each gas station we stop at.
Apr 16 2022 10:57AM
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Abomber22
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Then do it right
Generic v. Krispies
Filled v. Iced
Krullers?..... is it even a donut

Report back.
ThegenericskierMe and the fellas will be documenting the doughnuts at each gas station we stop at.
Apr 16 2022 11:03AM
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switchlip2
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Say very controversial things to get a rise out of people
Apr 16 2022 6:49PM
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MichiganCatFart
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stare directly into the eyes of people in other cars. (this might be difficult if you happen to be driving exclusively on 2 lane roads)
Apr 16 2022 6:54PM
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Turd__Authority
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See how many times you can roll it.
Apr 16 2022 6:59PM
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Thegenericskier
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15 hours till we get there, I’m gonna dir
Apr 16 2022 7:00PM
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Lonely
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MichiganCatFartstare directly into the eyes of people in other cars. (this might be difficult if you happen to be driving exclusively on 2 lane roads)


This is a good one
Apr 16 2022 7:04PM
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switchlip2
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Thegenericskier15 hours till we get there, I’m gonna dir

You got this homie
Apr 16 2022 7:05PM
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FruitBootPro
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draw ski shapes
Apr 16 2022 7:06PM
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MichiganCatFart
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Thegenericskier15 hours till we get there, I’m gonna dir


doughnut update?
Apr 16 2022 7:09PM
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r00kie
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Rip a fat fart and try to blame it on someone else.
Apr 16 2022 7:11PM
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skierman
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Defend ISIS in a debate with the driver. Hopefully he (let's be real, women can only drive in the movies) will be convinced to commit jihad on the 13 other Americans in the van and will crash into an oncoming semi. That'll end the boredom real quick and this shitty thread.



BRB, kneeling towards Mecca to pray this happens.
Apr 16 2022 7:29PM
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Thegenericskier
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MichiganCatFartdoughnut update?


Weigei had the best gas station doughnut I’ve had
Apr 16 2022 7:30PM
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Abomber22
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Type/ iced.... details
ThegenericskierWeigei had the best gas station doughnut I’ve had
Apr 16 2022 7:52PM
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TreeJam
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See how far you can get a finger up your nose
Apr 16 2022 8:31PM
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FruitBootPro
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ThegenericskierWeigei had the best gas station doughnut I’ve had


tf is a weegee
Apr 16 2022 8:45PM
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Thegenericskier
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TreeJamSee how far you can get a finger up your nose


Got knuckle deep
Apr 16 2022 9:12PM
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TreeJam
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ThegenericskierGot knuckle deep


pictures?
Apr 16 2022 9:23PM
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Thegenericskier
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TreeJampictures?


I wish man, the knuckle deep run requires immense amounts of focus and lube. I almost experienced a Titian nostril blowout
Apr 16 2022 9:25PM
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TreeJam
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ThegenericskierI wish man, the knuckle deep run requires immense amounts of focus and lube. I almost experienced a Titian nostril blowout


Haha sounds intense. Now you gotta see how many fingers at the same time you can get up there
Apr 16 2022 9:28PM
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Thegenericskier
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TreeJamHaha sounds intense. Now you gotta see how many fingers at the same time you can get up there


Man idk my thumb was pushing the threshold of my nostril blowing. I gotta do some more training before I dare try any more fingers
Apr 16 2022 9:48PM
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Thegenericskier
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Official doughnut report: circle k southwest of saint louis received an 8/10 it really made me go nuts
Apr 16 2022 9:49PM
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Abomber22
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ThegenericskierOfficial doughnut report: circle k southwest of saint louis received an 8/10 it really made me go nuts



Apr 16 2022 10:05PM
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Thegenericskier
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Why do the roads in Kansas such so much
Apr 17 2022 2:42AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Lobotomize the first person that falls asleep as a prank
Apr 17 2022 2:57AM
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Thegenericskier
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TRVP_ANGELLobotomize the first person that falls asleep as a prank


This would totally be epic I should’ve thought of that earlier
Apr 17 2022 5:07AM
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theabortionator
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ThegenericskierWhy do the roads in Kansas such so much


Kansas and nebraska are possibly the least interesting states to drive across
Apr 17 2022 7:47AM
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Thegenericskier
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theabortionatorKansas and nebraska are possibly the least interesting states to drive across


Woke up and now we’re in Colorado, Kansas sucked didn’t even get a doughnut there
Apr 17 2022 8:13AM
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theabortionator
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ThegenericskierWoke up and now we’re in Colorado, Kansas sucked didn’t even get a doughnut there


How many donuts have you ingested so far?
Apr 17 2022 8:15AM
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Thegenericskier
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theabortionatorHow many donuts have you ingested so far?


6 at 4 gas stations
Apr 17 2022 8:24AM
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Abomber22
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gotta get that 7
Thegenericskier6 at 4 gas stations
Apr 17 2022 10:16AM
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Thegenericskier
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Abomber22gotta get that 7


Was just about to get my 7th doughnut but the loves gas station south east of Denver was lacking
Apr 17 2022 10:34AM
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Thegenericskier
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My god this drive is finally over, gonna go rip some laps at copper
Apr 17 2022 12:07PM
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Abomber22
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.... only +2 hours, not bad.... enjoy
Thegenericskier15 hours till we get there, I’m gonna dir
Apr 17 2022 12:19PM
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Icant_kfed
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Play cum on a cracker with everybody else
Apr 17 2022 1:16PM
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Casey
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Slug Bug!
Apr 17 2022 1:54PM
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Thegenericskier
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Going skiing once my fellas get ready
Apr 17 2022 2:49PM
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Abomber22
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One group pic... posterity
ThegenericskierGoing skiing once my fellas get ready
Apr 17 2022 2:55PM
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kylerstephan
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Uhh drugs, duh
Apr 18 2022 11:13AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Bang bus.
Apr 18 2022 1:48PM
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freestyler540
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Earplugs and sleeping pills? 24 hours to go, wanna be sedated?
Apr 18 2022 6:26PM
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sexyjulian
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crazy van orgy
Apr 18 2022 6:41PM
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SavageBiff
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I pre roll about 35 half length blunts when I go on a trip that length, and I smoke 1 per hour, eat when I’m not smoking, daydream about my lines the whole time, try not to crash
Apr 18 2022 7:11PM
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Thegenericskier
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Alrighty, the drive home begun 2 hours ago. Copper mountain has beaten me up. Was fun would do again
Apr 21 2022 6:02PM
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Abomber22
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Be super careful... don't let the rush to get back over rule safe drive times
ThegenericskierAlrighty, the drive home begun 2 hours ago. Copper mountain has beaten me up. Was fun would do again
Apr 21 2022 7:02PM
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armchair_skier
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I hope one of you brought a switch smash bros is the shit.
Apr 21 2022 7:14PM
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