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Taking a guinea pig skiing

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arnie_grape
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anyone ever skied around with a guinea pig? does this hurt the animal? will it be excited or spooked? keep in mind that this is a 4 year old guinea pig, very mild mannered
Apr 12 2022 1:08AM
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Jacobthesadskier
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I know that this isn't answering your question, but, why do want to take a guinea pig skiing?
Apr 12 2022 6:54AM
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KilaTsunami
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Bro 100% no. They’re fuckin tropical animals. Anything under 60 could practically kill it. Leave him home in his cozy lil enclosure and tell him all about your great day of skiing when you return.
Apr 12 2022 9:04AM
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SofaKingSick
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yeah definitely not, he'll be freezing and likely terrified; certainly not comfortable. he'll def prefer to just hear about it later
Apr 12 2022 9:10AM
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bluflames
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As long as he she has a something to hide under. Protection from flying predators. Then they love being outside
Apr 12 2022 9:26AM
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Static
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mount him up like a gopro
Apr 12 2022 10:26AM
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trueshreds
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arnie_grapeanyone ever skied around with a guinea pig? does this hurt the animal? will it be excited or spooked? keep in mind that this is a 4 year old guinea pig, very mild mannered

first of all why, second i mean if you don't fall and keep them very warm i don't think anything would happen but I wouldn't.
Apr 12 2022 11:16AM
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brosasaki
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Would prolly just terrify them. Think about your first time skiing as a kid, then take that child and make them ride an unpredictable roller coaster for like eight hours straight. If they don't keel over from the stress they'll have guinea pig PTSD. btw do they have friends? guinea pigs are naturally social/pack animals and need friends
Apr 12 2022 12:57PM
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arnie_grape
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ok ok how about roller blading

he has a cool windbreaker with a hood
Apr 12 2022 1:03PM
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KCoCM
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you and grantlewis (the grape boys) truly are retarded
Apr 12 2022 1:05PM
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BLandz
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Im no wildlife biologist but im pretty sure your tropical house rat doesnt like cold weather or exceeding more than 5km/h so thats a hard no from me dude
Apr 12 2022 1:41PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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hmu i got recipes
Apr 12 2022 4:17PM
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SupremeChairlift
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Put it up your ass to keep it warm/safe and you should be good to go
Apr 12 2022 6:31PM
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timdrachan
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bro if for whatever reason u do this get lil homie a diaper or wear clothes u dont care about lol
Apr 12 2022 8:03PM
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Quaggy
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arnie_grapeok ok how about roller blading

he has a cool windbreaker with a hood

Post pics
Apr 12 2022 8:15PM
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KilaTsunami
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BLandzIm no wildlife biologist but im pretty sure your tropical house rat doesnt like cold weather or exceeding more than 5km/h so thats a hard no from me dude

Siri, add Tropical House Rat to list of band names
Apr 12 2022 8:34PM
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Rike
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All the time.. I place them in areas where I’m most likely impact a rail or the ground. They do a great job at softening a fall
Apr 12 2022 8:37PM
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sullivano*b
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get a dog bro
Apr 12 2022 9:03PM
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galardogod
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I see innovation here, make a jacket with a Guinea pig pocket . You may be on to something
Apr 12 2022 9:10PM
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Proboscis
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It’s literally a GUINEA pig. You know how hot it gets in Guinea.
Apr 12 2022 9:20PM
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bennwithtwons
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can't speak much to pigs but mice love to shred park
Apr 12 2022 9:30PM
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rymeisterbaby
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arnie_grapeanyone ever skied around with a guinea pig? does this hurt the animal? will it be excited or spooked? keep in mind that this is a 4 year old guinea pig, very mild mannered


id say you prob should bring it
Apr 12 2022 10:25PM
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Yukon_Cornelius
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bennwithtwonscan't speak much to pigs but mice love to shred park


Hantavirus has entered the chat
Apr 13 2022 12:12AM
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arnie_grape
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bennwithtwonscan't speak much to pigs but mice love to shred park


no doubt they are always chilling in the park shack and the boxes
Apr 13 2022 12:40AM
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bzmn_ski_rat
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bennwithtwonscan't speak much to pigs but mice love to shred park


it's a tru park rat



no pun intended
Apr 13 2022 1:10AM
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SaucySlider69
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little_boy_primePut it up your ass to keep it warm/safe and you should be good to go


I feel like theres a song about that
Apr 13 2022 9:39AM
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Val_jensen
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Imagine dropping it and having to look around for it like air pods
Apr 13 2022 9:45AM
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Abomber22
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Apr 13 2022 2:33PM
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ASSholebomber22
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bennwithtwonscan't speak much to pigs but mice love to shred park


People who own rodents are fuckin gross. How's your mouse piss jacket doin
Apr 13 2022 2:42PM
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rymeisterbaby
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BiffbarfPeople who own rodents are fuckin gross. How's your mouse piss jacket doin


bro haha
Apr 13 2022 2:50PM
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*geezer*
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Yukon_CorneliusHantavirus has entered the chat


yep. don't wanta hanta. and this looks like a deer mouse. hantavirus is not something to fuck with. also plz leave your guinea pigs at home thank you.
Apr 13 2022 3:02PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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If I ever get pet rats again, I might take them with me in the car on a spring day to go ski a lap on Peruvian in my pocket
Apr 13 2022 3:35PM
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bennwithtwons
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BiffbarfPeople who own rodents are fuckin gross. How's your mouse piss jacket doin


these little guys run around the park at northstar so you can just grab one and take a lap
Apr 13 2022 4:04PM
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ASSholebomber22
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bennwithtwonsthese little guys run around the park at northstar so you can just grab one and take a lap


Yeah and then they piss n shit all over you how cute
Apr 13 2022 4:06PM
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bennwithtwons
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BiffbarfYeah and then they piss n shit all over you how cute

maybe not for you or me but for some people, this is a dream!
Apr 13 2022 4:24PM
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arnie_grape
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*geezer*thank you.

you're welcome!!!
Apr 13 2022 4:37PM
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mrk127
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KilaTsunamiBro 100% no. They’re fuckin tropical animals. Anything under 60 could practically kill it. Leave him home in his cozy lil enclosure and tell him all about your great day of skiing when you return.


So you mean...only take your guinea pig spring skiing?
Apr 13 2022 6:42PM
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arnie_grape
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mrk127So you mean...only take your guinea pig spring skiing?


it's going to be +12c and sunny this weekend, im taking pip for a ride!!
Apr 13 2022 9:02PM
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sexyjulian
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arnie_grapeit's going to be +12c and sunny this weekend, im taking pip for a ride!!

🤠🤠 yeeeehaw, make sure to get footy
Apr 13 2022 9:19PM
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sunsetconoisseur
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its gonna be a gangbang on sight from the whole Manitoba crew if pip gets hurt
Apr 13 2022 10:28PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Guinea pigs are fucking disgusting bruv. Nasty little shit rat creatures, if I came to ur place and saw that little fucker roaming around ide straight up stomp on that ugly fucker pig.
Apr 13 2022 11:45PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Guinea Bacon
TRVP_ANGEL

hmu i got recipes
Apr 14 2022 2:31AM
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NikolaB73
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arnie_grapeok ok how about roller blading

he has a cool windbreaker with a hood

Only if you give him mini pit vipers
Apr 14 2022 9:04AM
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FastGreyGlasses
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i can see matej svencer skiing with one
Apr 15 2022 1:07PM
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