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Im going to be training my cat to ride park once i get him in a few months

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tutipups
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any tips? its gonna be a siamese kitten so if i can teach him early maybe hes gonna become a pro one day. Anyone know what materials i should use to make his park? and should i name him henrik harlaut?
3 years ago
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ShadowXVX
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Get him a cat tree or something like that. Build a cat playground. Probably the closest thing for a cat to riding park.
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tutipups
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ShadowXVXGet him a cat tree or something like that. Build a cat playground. Probably the closest thing for a cat to riding park.


i know but still im going to try making skis and im going to spend as much time as it takes for it to work
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ShadowXVX
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tutipupsi know but still im going to try making skis and im going to spend as much time as it takes for it to work

Bro don't put skis on your cat, he would get hurt. The closest you'll get to a non-human animal skiing is goats. Goats do crazy stuff, basically the same stuff skiers do, but without skis.
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weastcoat
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His fav hill will be Woodward Park Kitty
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tutipups
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ShadowXVXBro don't put skis on your cat, he would get hurt. The closest you'll get to a non-human animal skiing is goats. Goats do crazy stuff, basically the same stuff skiers do, but without skis.


dude i wont force it im just going to see
if i can make him go on skis
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snowmonk
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-
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tutipups
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snowmonkhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-


YOOO NO WAY
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Murslop
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U need one of them kid leashes
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swherity
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snowmonkhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-


better than me
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Paul.
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SIP Taddy

https://instagram.com/taddyskates?utm_medium=copy_link

https://instagram.com/smagical?utm_medium=copy_link
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Christian_Bale
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I know there's a guy on insta who goes skiing in the backcountry with his cat in some sort of backpack. I assume this thread is a joke cuz you're insane if you actuallyl want to strap your poor cat onto a pair of skis
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NickSkisGood
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Taddy Cat on that Snowskate video is insane!!! The afterbang is fur real! Didn't know that was possible let's gooo
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Abomber22
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@2:11 Cat throws heavy vibe look at camera
snowmonkhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-
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brosasaki
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How would the biomechanics even work for a 8-pound, quadrupedal animal... their legs don't even work the same, how would the boots work? They have a lot less hip mobility too. Animals can skateboard because they just have to lean and let their weight do the work, but proper skiing/snowboarding requires actually flexing the gear.
Maybe some ape or even a long-legged bird (bipedalism, hip mobility) could ski, but not a quadruped. Not in any normal and/or safe sense, anyways. How would bindings work? Can a cat even make short turns? Four little skis or two skis and four bindings? Not even considering training an animal to chill while strapped in to gear they can't bail out of
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ghoti_hook
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1038200/Cross-Country-Cat
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ghoti_hook
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1038201/Cat-on-Skiers-Shoulder-at-Catskinner
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Abomber22
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Watched all 10 minutes
ghoti_hookhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1038200/Cross-Country-Cat
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