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Im going to be training my cat to ride park once i get him in a few months

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tutipups
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any tips? its gonna be a siamese kitten so if i can teach him early maybe hes gonna become a pro one day. Anyone know what materials i should use to make his park? and should i name him henrik harlaut?
Mar 29 2022 10:36PM
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ShadowXVX
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Get him a cat tree or something like that. Build a cat playground. Probably the closest thing for a cat to riding park.
Mar 29 2022 10:52PM
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tutipups
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ShadowXVXGet him a cat tree or something like that. Build a cat playground. Probably the closest thing for a cat to riding park.


i know but still im going to try making skis and im going to spend as much time as it takes for it to work
Mar 29 2022 10:53PM
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ShadowXVX
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tutipupsi know but still im going to try making skis and im going to spend as much time as it takes for it to work

Bro don't put skis on your cat, he would get hurt. The closest you'll get to a non-human animal skiing is goats. Goats do crazy stuff, basically the same stuff skiers do, but without skis.
Mar 29 2022 10:56PM
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weatcoast
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His fav hill will be Woodward Park Kitty
Mar 29 2022 11:59PM
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tutipups
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ShadowXVXBro don't put skis on your cat, he would get hurt. The closest you'll get to a non-human animal skiing is goats. Goats do crazy stuff, basically the same stuff skiers do, but without skis.


dude i wont force it im just going to see
if i can make him go on skis
Mar 30 2022 12:00AM
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snowmonk
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-
Mar 30 2022 12:16AM
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tutipups
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snowmonkhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-


YOOO NO WAY
Mar 30 2022 12:18AM
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Murslop
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U need one of them kid leashes
Mar 30 2022 12:24AM
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swherity
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snowmonkhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-


better than me
Mar 30 2022 2:00AM
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Paul.
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SIP Taddy

https://instagram.com/taddyskates?utm_medium=copy_link

https://instagram.com/smagical?utm_medium=copy_link
Mar 30 2022 5:19PM
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Christian_Bale
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I know there's a guy on insta who goes skiing in the backcountry with his cat in some sort of backpack. I assume this thread is a joke cuz you're insane if you actuallyl want to strap your poor cat onto a pair of skis
Mar 30 2022 7:28PM
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NickSkisGood
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Taddy Cat on that Snowskate video is insane!!! The afterbang is fur real! Didn't know that was possible let's gooo
Mar 30 2022 8:41PM
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Abomber22
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@2:11 Cat throws heavy vibe look at camera
snowmonkhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962714/Taddy-Snowskate-2020-Best-Cat-Skate-Video-Ever-
Mar 30 2022 8:56PM
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brosasaki
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How would the biomechanics even work for a 8-pound, quadrupedal animal... their legs don't even work the same, how would the boots work? They have a lot less hip mobility too. Animals can skateboard because they just have to lean and let their weight do the work, but proper skiing/snowboarding requires actually flexing the gear.
Maybe some ape or even a long-legged bird (bipedalism, hip mobility) could ski, but not a quadruped. Not in any normal and/or safe sense, anyways. How would bindings work? Can a cat even make short turns? Four little skis or two skis and four bindings? Not even considering training an animal to chill while strapped in to gear they can't bail out of
Mar 31 2022 12:22AM
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ghoti_hook
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1038200/Cross-Country-Cat
Mar 31 2022 8:50AM
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ghoti_hook
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1038201/Cat-on-Skiers-Shoulder-at-Catskinner
Mar 31 2022 8:54AM
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Abomber22
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Watched all 10 minutes
ghoti_hookhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1038200/Cross-Country-Cat
Mar 31 2022 8:56AM
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