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I hate skiing by myself

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Woody.
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Every time I ski by myself something bad happens. Last year I broke my wrist and then today this happens
Mar 21 2022 6:47PM
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Icant_kfed
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I’m no doctor but that don’t look right
Mar 21 2022 7:20PM
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MichiganCatFart
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*pokes with finger*
Mar 21 2022 7:27PM
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Woody.
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Update got very lucky and didn’t break anything. Just a knarly hemotoma that’ll have me out for a couple weeks.
Mar 21 2022 7:29PM
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Woody.
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MichiganCatFart*pokes with finger*


Did that a couple times
Mar 21 2022 7:29PM
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Abomber22
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Effect~Cause......nah
Mar 21 2022 8:35PM
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Casey
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Gonna wanna go ahead and lance that bubble
Mar 21 2022 10:04PM
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Treegrabber
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Someone’s been hitting the gym
Mar 21 2022 10:52PM
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hoodratz47
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Well that is a nice one
Mar 21 2022 10:54PM
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Woody.
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TreegrabberSomeone’s been hitting the gym


Inverse calf
Mar 21 2022 11:01PM
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asparagus
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NoahsArkUpdate got very lucky and didn’t break anything. Just a knarly hemotoma that’ll have me out for a couple weeks.

i’ve heard that if you get one in your hip it can drain into your balls
Mar 21 2022 11:07PM
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IHatePedophiles
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asparagusi’ve heard that if you get one in your hip it can drain into your balls


That's badass
Mar 21 2022 11:14PM
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Woody.
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asparagusi’ve heard that if you get one in your hip it can drain into your balls


I’m gonna hang upside down for a week so it goes to my balls
Mar 21 2022 11:18PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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I'd count the grab if you held that in a 360
Mar 22 2022 12:47AM
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Abomber22
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Gonna rep the right side next cycle, catch up to the left
TreegrabberSomeone’s been hitting the gym
Mar 22 2022 1:47AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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asparagusi’ve heard that if you get one in your hip it can drain into your balls


Wait actually. I had a fuckin grapefruit sized mfer on my hip a bit ago.
Mar 22 2022 3:00AM
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asparagus
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DeadBWait actually. I had a fuckin grapefruit sized mfer on my hip a bit ago.

Yep sounds about right. Sooo…lucky it didn’t drain into your balls?
Mar 22 2022 7:34AM
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sexyjulian
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God damn, I think ur calves are on backwards
Mar 22 2022 9:13AM
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rymeisterbaby
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NoahsArkEvery time I ski by myself something bad happens. Last year I broke my wrist and then today this happens


than dont ski by yourself
Mar 22 2022 2:09PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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asparagusYep sounds about right. Sooo…lucky it didn’t drain into your balls?


Well I sure hope it didn't, they seem to be functional.
Mar 22 2022 7:21PM
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HypeBeast
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What u do op? Can't leave us wondering
Mar 22 2022 8:16PM
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Woody.
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HypeBeastWhat u do op? Can't leave us wondering

ate shit trying 2 onto the down rail at palisades and hit my leg hard enough too burst an artery but not hard enough to break anything luckily. I have a bandage on it to stop swelling so when I take it off tonight I’ll update with pics.
Mar 22 2022 8:21PM
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HypeBeast
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NoahsArkate shit trying 2 onto the down rail at palisades and hit my leg hard enough too burst an artery but not hard enough to break anything luckily. I have a bandage on it to stop swelling so when I take it off tonight I’ll update with pics.


Massage that shit once it doesn't hurt so much. Otherwise it will harden up like a rock and stay there for a while. I used to get huge hematomas on my love handles from getting hit with lacrosse sticks and the worst was there for almost 2 months. Walking might do it for ya tho

Your leg looks like my hip did earlier this season after hitting a rock. That's gotta be painful
Mar 23 2022 12:19AM
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PeppermillReno
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I shoulda skied today but my friend bailed and I didn't want to go alone.
Mar 23 2022 9:19AM
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Abomber22
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see what ya did?
put the fear in him
PeppermillRenoI shoulda skied today but my friend bailed and I didn't want to go alone.
Mar 23 2022 9:26AM
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