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If you become rich, how much of an asshole would wanna be?

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freestyler540
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So, say you found out your getting a billion dollars from an unknow relative that dies, and they left you everything. Since rich people do assinine things, I wonder how much of a society disorder you can bring.

Heres my idea of being a rich asshole:
-I would offer a million dollars in a briefcase, cash to a house seller. Then do it 20 more times to drive up the real estate market in my region.
- I will buy up a 10 hectors on every mountain. I will make sure one is in the ski resort. Then build an unnessarily huge mansion, only to use it in the summer.
- I would buy a ferrari, and drive it up to the hill on snow storms. I will make sure they are Pirellis. I will cap my speed at 60km/h on the highway and turn off my tail lights at all times.
- I would blair out gangster rap in upscale neighbour hood. Then offer to pay cash on the spot for the ticket.

Go NS, tell me how you would become the biggest ass if money was infinite.
Mar 4 2022 10:12PM
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SavageBiff
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Lmao, if I skied or sled on yip I’d be dead for sure

sleds on jacked up trucks is all I see, more sleds than skis, everywhere I go, even in town snowmobiles
freestyler540Buy an overpowered sled on a jacked up pickup truck and a RV camper. Go set yourself up in the a park or a wildlife conservation, have a cocaine fueled party and run the sleds up and down the most popular touring spot.
Yes, this happends all the time in BC.
Mar 8 2022 5:09AM
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freestyler540
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BiffbarfI've always fantasized about getting a t-shirt cannon and filling it with hundos and blasting it around areas where people would really appreciate the money. Something kinda like mr beast I guess. Being an inconsiderate asshole is free I don't need money to do it. Idk why you'd wanna fantasize about increasing your capacity for it.

I wanted some cathartic laughs. Dealing with rich assholes is a nightmare. I come from a middle class family, but I get as much support as a low income one. I never got financial assistance from family; I did this all on my own.
It really fucking hurts to hear how young people in the Kootenays have their parents buy them a house, or donate one of their 4 homes across BC to their failed child; Only to have these failed children complain about themselves and their hard life.
Of course being an ass is free, but using wealth to overpower others in a self centered way, is one level up and the kind of assholes dominating my area. There is nothing that can be done about it, its human nature.

Maybe by reading worse scenarios with rich assholes will make me feel better that it could be so much worse.
Mar 8 2022 8:12AM
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freestyler540
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Dustin.I would cut the line at Canyons on a Powder Day and then reply "I come here a lot, it's not a big deal" when Dustin. says "Excuse me sir, but you just cut about 100 people".

Oh wait, that happened yesterday.

Let me asshole this up for ya;
Try to cut the line, get barked at by everyone. Come back with a 5 hour personal ski lesson, bribe the instructor to not give a lesson so that you can use the ski school line at will.
There ya go, 120$ for a pass, 600$ for priority lift line. Make sure to never obey cues and throw a fit when you dont get what you want.
Mar 8 2022 8:17AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I’m gonna change my answer. I’d offer free tunes and mounts with a season pass then proceed to fuck up every tune and mount. When called out, I’d threaten to blackball them from the resort.

Id also offer kids 5 and under ski free but when they come to redeem, I’d have a sign saying the kid must be under a certain height (that is shorter than most 3,4, or 5 year olds) for each age group.

I’d also offer free beer with purchase of a meal for season pass holders and in fine print I’d make it the two most expensive meals and the beer would be Pub beer
Mar 8 2022 8:45AM
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SofaKingSick
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i'd start a company that makes a great product at a fair price, treats its employees well, and gives 100% of its hundreds of millions profit to charities
Mar 8 2022 10:19AM
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oldmanski
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I would buy a whole ski mountain along with the town next to it. Build some cheap ass buildings and charge an arm and a leg for people to live there. Wait, I think this has been done before........ Not my style.
I would do what some others have said, buy a hill, make it affordable, pay good wages, invest back into it over and over again. Put my heart and soul into that area and assist with making peoples dreams come true all while keeping a low key profile. And brew good beer. That is all.
Mar 8 2022 10:50AM
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iH8pow
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Why Pirellis? I love Sottozeros since they are still 150MPH snow tires, but they’re budget PA4s lets be real
freestyler540So, say you found out your getting a billion dollars from an unknow relative that dies, and they left you everything. Since rich people do assinine things, I wonder how much of a society disorder you can bring.

Heres my idea of being a rich asshole:
-I would offer a million dollars in a briefcase, cash to a house seller. Then do it 20 more times to drive up the real estate market in my region.
- I will buy up a 10 hectors on every mountain. I will make sure one is in the ski resort. Then build an unnessarily huge mansion, only to use it in the summer.
- I would buy a ferrari, and drive it up to the hill on snow storms. I will make sure they are Pirellis. I will cap my speed at 60km/h on the highway and turn off my tail lights at all times.
- I would blair out gangster rap in upscale neighbour hood. Then offer to pay cash on the spot for the ticket.

Go NS, tell me how you would become the biggest ass if money was infinite.
Mar 8 2022 12:25PM
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Abomber22
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I don't believe I can be more, or less, of an asshole, so that.

I'd send out an invite to all NS ( 21+) to a rolling tour, travelling from local to local mtn putting on the biggest baddest party, jam, trick, pipe...events with bands and shit.

Edit: almost all
Mar 8 2022 12:46PM
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IHatePedophiles
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freestyler540Thats actually not a bad idea, but I have one on a much bigger scale. Something along the lines of doing a hostile takeover of a telecom company, stripping the assets and make it go bankcrupt by short selling on the stock market. I will make millions of dollars while millions of people have to switch providers.
Come on, you should have met a shit ton of rich assholes that use money while getting selfishly what they want and piss everyone off in the process. I see it all the time in BC.

The whole buying the house cash with a briefcase is now an occurence in Nelson. I didnt make this up! Because of these people, housing jumped another 22% this year. Last year was a record year with a 30% rise in prices. 20 years ago, Nelson used to be a lower income town with weed producers able to make a living.

To cope with anger over innequality, making up plans to cause legal chaos in hypotheticals kinda makes me feel better


Freestyler think big word make him cool!
Mar 8 2022 1:47PM
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freestyler540
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theLiquorWhy Pirellis?

If you can find a brand in Canadian Tire, its certified garbage. You can sure buy them there.
Mar 8 2022 8:35PM
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