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I'm done being a bitch

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IHatePedophiles
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Hello all, I imagine you are all familiar with me at this point. I have thought about this thoroughly and have concluded I will no longer limit my skiing ability. It is becoming nearer and nearer to the end of the season and I have not progressed as much as I was hoping. I will be trying tricks I would not normally try, these tricks conclude:

Hand drag 360
360 hand drag (knuckle weird cork version)
Disaster double kink
Front flip
FAT 180s of mammoth 90 foot kicker
Mammoth 90 foot kicker
Backflip halfpipe
Get kfed on fat mammoth permanent rail
Ski switch down Cornis mammoth
Hit 85 mph on vishnus
hair jump mammoth (hit it FAT)
Cork 540s


Perhaps I will document these every bit of the way!

**This thread was edited on Mar 4th 2022 at 1:14:37pm
Mar 4 2022 1:13PM
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JackMeHoffXD
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IHatePedophilesHello all, I imagine you are all familiar with me at this point. I have thought about this thoroughly and have concluded I will no longer limit my skiing ability. It is becoming nearer and nearer to the end of the season and I have not progressed as much as I was hoping. I will be trying tricks I would not normally try, these tricks conclude:

Hand drag 360
360 hand drag (knuckle weird cork version)
Disaster double kink
Front flip
FAT 180s of mammoth 90 foot kicker
Mammoth 90 foot kicker
Backflip halfpipe
Get kfed on fat mammoth permanent rail
Ski switch down Cornis mammoth
Hit 85 mph on vishnus
hair jump mammoth (hit it FAT)
Cork 540s


Perhaps I will document these every bit of the way!

**This thread was edited on Mar 4th 2022 at 1:14:37pm


*and suck Jack meehoffs peen* you forgot that one
Mar 4 2022 1:17PM
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IHatePedophiles
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JackMeHoffXD*and suck Jack meehoffs peen* you forgot that one


🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Mar 4 2022 1:19PM
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CowboySkibop
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@JackMeHoffXD @IHatePedophiles

get a room lmao
Mar 4 2022 1:56PM
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Abomber22
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you don't get to decide when
Mar 4 2022 3:57PM
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Proboscis
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I thought by the title you were getting off this site then I got very disappointed
Mar 4 2022 4:49PM
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IHatePedophiles
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Ok_toasterI thought by the title you were getting off this site then I got very disappointed


I'm sorry
Mar 4 2022 4:54PM
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freestyler540
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Do a half frontflip!
Mar 4 2022 8:10PM
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iced
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have someone do a surface swap on ur neck
Mar 4 2022 9:17PM
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Lonely
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The lies we tell ourselves :(
Mar 4 2022 10:38PM
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IHatePedophiles
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icedhave someone do a surface swap on ur neck


I'll do it on your cock
Mar 4 2022 10:42PM
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IHatePedophiles
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LonelyThe lies we tell ourselves :(


Trust bro it's not ong
Mar 4 2022 10:43PM
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Lippamani
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I was like by the title oh he's gonna start being positive and maybe just maybe get to the green carma after a couple life times but no
Mar 4 2022 11:22PM
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IHatePedophiles
Posts: 694 - Karma: -6,876
LippamaniI was like by the title oh he's gonna start being positive and maybe just maybe get to the green carma after a couple life times but no


Wdym? I'm one of newschoolers top members
Mar 4 2022 11:35PM
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JackMeHoffXD
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IHatePedophilesWdym? I'm one of newschoolers top members


You must take the absolute value of karma
Mar 4 2022 11:39PM
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iced
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IHatePedophilesI'll do it on your cock


get off the internet and try and be less of a loser
Mar 4 2022 11:51PM
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JackMeHoffXD
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icedget off the internet and try and be less of a loser


shut up cunt
Mar 4 2022 11:56PM
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IHatePedophiles
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icedget off the internet and try and be less of a loser


I know what you are but what am i!
Mar 4 2022 11:58PM
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iced
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JackMeHoffXDshut up cunt

how desperate for social interaction do you have to be to try and start shit with a guy who wasnt even quoting you

take a shower and tell your parents you love them
Mar 4 2022 11:58PM
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JackMeHoffXD
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icedhow desperate for social interaction do you have to be to try and start shit with a guy who wasnt even quoting you

take a shower and tell your parents you love them


why u so mad dog? kids get so salty over the internet these days
Mar 5 2022 12:14AM
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IHatePedophiles
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icedhow desperate for social interaction do you have to be to try and start shit with a guy who wasnt even quoting you

take a shower and tell your parents you love them


Why are you such an angry human? All I can feel for you is empathy due to the fact I'm certain something traumatic happened earlier on in your life. I'm sorry ICE.
Mar 5 2022 12:15AM
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JackMeHoffXD
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IHatePedophilesWhy are you such an angry human? All I can feel for you is empathy due to the fact I'm certain something traumatic happened earlier on in your life. I'm sorry ICE.


facts dog I feel bad for the kid at this point. Is everything ok at home ice? Go smoke some more nug to ease
Mar 5 2022 12:18AM
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IHatePedophiles
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JackMeHoffXDfacts dog I feel bad for the kid at this point. Is everything ok at home ice? Go smoke some more nug to ease


LOLLLL
Mar 5 2022 12:19AM
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MiIfHunter
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IHatePedophilesLOLLLL


Ur girl gets fucked by a guy wearing 🤡 👞
Mar 5 2022 12:30AM
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JackMeHoffXD
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MiIfHunterUr girl gets fucked by a guy wearing 🤡 👞


and gets fucked by the noblefart himself
Mar 5 2022 12:35AM
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chicken_
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Can we just ban them both already?
Mar 5 2022 2:49AM
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IHatePedophiles
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chicken_Can we just ban them both already?


😹👎
Mar 5 2022 2:58AM
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JackMeHoffXD
Posts: 259 - Karma: -3,105
chicken_Can we just ban them both already?


L comment
Mar 5 2022 2:59AM
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skierman
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LOL that's some weak shit. I cannot imagine how terrible you must be in order to create a thread about this trick list.
Mar 5 2022 9:33AM
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Lippamani
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Haha😆 now your my favorite pedophile
IHatePedophilesWdym? I'm one of newschoolers top members
Mar 5 2022 10:07AM
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IHatePedophiles
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skiermanLOL that's some weak shit. I cannot imagine how terrible you must be in order to create a thread about this trick list.


I have never seen a video of you skiing ever
Mar 5 2022 11:06AM
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IHatePedophiles
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Bring this back
Mar 8 2022 3:39AM
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Turd__Authority
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JackMeHoffXDYou must take the absolute value of karma

This appeared too complex of a comment for NSers to understand.


And OP skip all that and just do a front flip off a 90ft cliff instead.
Mar 8 2022 4:29AM
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SavageBiff
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OP go back to posting pictures of rabbits in glasses, pretty positive this is Dolan
Mar 8 2022 5:21AM
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kylerstephan
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Literally when I'm scared to try something all I hear is don't be a little bitch.
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