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IHatePedophiles
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Hello all, I imagine you are all familiar with me at this point. I have thought about this thoroughly and have concluded I will no longer limit my skiing ability. It is becoming nearer and nearer to the end of the season and I have not progressed as much as I was hoping. I will be trying tricks I would not normally try, these tricks conclude:

Hand drag 360
360 hand drag (knuckle weird cork version)
Disaster double kink
Front flip
FAT 180s of mammoth 90 foot kicker
Mammoth 90 foot kicker
Backflip halfpipe
Get kfed on fat mammoth permanent rail
Ski switch down Cornis mammoth
Hit 85 mph on vishnus
hair jump mammoth (hit it FAT)
Cork 540s


Perhaps I will document these every bit of the way!

**This thread was edited on Mar 4th 2022 at 1:14:37pm
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JackMeHoffXD
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IHatePedophilesHello all, I imagine you are all familiar with me at this point. I have thought about this thoroughly and have concluded I will no longer limit my skiing ability. It is becoming nearer and nearer to the end of the season and I have not progressed as much as I was hoping. I will be trying tricks I would not normally try, these tricks conclude:

Hand drag 360
360 hand drag (knuckle weird cork version)
Disaster double kink
Front flip
FAT 180s of mammoth 90 foot kicker
Mammoth 90 foot kicker
Backflip halfpipe
Get kfed on fat mammoth permanent rail
Ski switch down Cornis mammoth
Hit 85 mph on vishnus
hair jump mammoth (hit it FAT)
Cork 540s


Perhaps I will document these every bit of the way!

**This thread was edited on Mar 4th 2022 at 1:14:37pm


*and suck Jack meehoffs peen* you forgot that one
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IHatePedophiles
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JackMeHoffXD*and suck Jack meehoffs peen* you forgot that one


🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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@JackMeHoffXD @IHatePedophiles

get a room lmao
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Abomber22
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you don't get to decide when
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Proboscis
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I thought by the title you were getting off this site then I got very disappointed
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IHatePedophiles
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Ok_toasterI thought by the title you were getting off this site then I got very disappointed


I'm sorry
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freestyler540
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Do a half frontflip!
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iced
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have someone do a surface swap on ur neck
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Lonely
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The lies we tell ourselves :(
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IHatePedophiles
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icedhave someone do a surface swap on ur neck


I'll do it on your cock
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IHatePedophiles
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LonelyThe lies we tell ourselves :(


Trust bro it's not ong
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Lippamani
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I was like by the title oh he's gonna start being positive and maybe just maybe get to the green carma after a couple life times but no
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IHatePedophiles
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LippamaniI was like by the title oh he's gonna start being positive and maybe just maybe get to the green carma after a couple life times but no


Wdym? I'm one of newschoolers top members
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JackMeHoffXD
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IHatePedophilesWdym? I'm one of newschoolers top members


You must take the absolute value of karma
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iced
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IHatePedophilesI'll do it on your cock


get off the internet and try and be less of a loser
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JackMeHoffXD
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icedget off the internet and try and be less of a loser


shut up cunt
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IHatePedophiles
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icedget off the internet and try and be less of a loser


I know what you are but what am i!
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iced
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JackMeHoffXDshut up cunt

how desperate for social interaction do you have to be to try and start shit with a guy who wasnt even quoting you

take a shower and tell your parents you love them
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JackMeHoffXD
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icedhow desperate for social interaction do you have to be to try and start shit with a guy who wasnt even quoting you

take a shower and tell your parents you love them


why u so mad dog? kids get so salty over the internet these days
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IHatePedophiles
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icedhow desperate for social interaction do you have to be to try and start shit with a guy who wasnt even quoting you

take a shower and tell your parents you love them


Why are you such an angry human? All I can feel for you is empathy due to the fact I'm certain something traumatic happened earlier on in your life. I'm sorry ICE.
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JackMeHoffXD
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IHatePedophilesWhy are you such an angry human? All I can feel for you is empathy due to the fact I'm certain something traumatic happened earlier on in your life. I'm sorry ICE.


facts dog I feel bad for the kid at this point. Is everything ok at home ice? Go smoke some more nug to ease
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IHatePedophiles
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JackMeHoffXDfacts dog I feel bad for the kid at this point. Is everything ok at home ice? Go smoke some more nug to ease


LOLLLL
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MiIfHunter
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IHatePedophilesLOLLLL


Ur girl gets fucked by a guy wearing 🤡 👞
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JackMeHoffXD
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MiIfHunterUr girl gets fucked by a guy wearing 🤡 👞


and gets fucked by the noblefart himself
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chicken_
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Can we just ban them both already?
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IHatePedophiles
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chicken_Can we just ban them both already?


😹👎
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JackMeHoffXD
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chicken_Can we just ban them both already?


L comment
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skierman
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LOL that's some weak shit. I cannot imagine how terrible you must be in order to create a thread about this trick list.
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Lippamani
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Haha😆 now your my favorite pedophile
IHatePedophilesWdym? I'm one of newschoolers top members
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IHatePedophiles
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skiermanLOL that's some weak shit. I cannot imagine how terrible you must be in order to create a thread about this trick list.


I have never seen a video of you skiing ever
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IHatePedophiles
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Bring this back
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HypeBeast
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JackMeHoffXDYou must take the absolute value of karma

This appeared too complex of a comment for NSers to understand.


And OP skip all that and just do a front flip off a 90ft cliff instead.
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SavageBiff
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OP go back to posting pictures of rabbits in glasses, pretty positive this is Dolan
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kylerstephan
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Literally when I'm scared to try something all I hear is don't be a little bitch.
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