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Letting the crab run around the yard a bit

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mountaindewgirl
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When I brought this crab home and threw it in the sink, it was kicking around a lot, so I let it run around the yard a bit.














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Mackaroni_space
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💯‼️
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IHatePedophiles
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 years ago
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swherity
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huh?
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chicken_
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tf
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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quit playing with your food
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brosasaki
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thank you lariline
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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you need to be MOTM for this
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.frenchy
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i've contacted PETA.
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jompcock
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.frenchyi've contacted PETA.


People for eating tasty animals
3 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Put it on ice and it won’t run
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Holy based last photo
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skierman
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That's hilarious because I do the same thing with puppies.
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Deez_Mcskis
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skiermanThat's hilarious because I do the same thing with puppies.



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ModMommy
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@iggyskier thoughts on this crab running without a treadmill
3 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
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He looks a little sad in that last picture :/
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skierman
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Deez_Mcskis


Bro, there's nothing wrong dressing up as the OTHER Mohammad, they only have a problem if you dress up as THE Mohammad.
3 years ago
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iH8pow
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I may not be PETA but damn thats some serial killer type shit. Now I know how to humanely boil a crab—never expected myself to be learning how to do that on a random Thursday afternoon
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mountaindewgirl
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Abomber22quit playing with your food


I let him ride on the dashboard for the drive home
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mountaindewgirl
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CrunnchyPissFartyou need to be MOTM for this


I've never got it!
3 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
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TRVP_ANGELHoly based last photo




3 years ago
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Biffbarf
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It's like a little Leon! How cu- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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mountaindewgirl
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theLiquorI may not be PETA but damn thats some serial killer type shit. Now I know how to humanely boil a crab—never expected myself to be learning how to do that on a random Thursday afternoon



3 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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You shouldn't kill a crab before you boil it
larilinesign


**This post was edited on Mar 3rd 2022 at 5:07:31pm
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mountaindewgirl
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BradFiAusNzCoCaYou shouldn't kill a crab before you boil it


**This post was edited on Mar 3rd 2022 at 5:07:31pm


Yeah I just throw it in the boiling water. Wanted to post the meme lol
3 years ago
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Chubz.
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Thanks, now I have a reason not log into ns for another 6 months.
3 years ago
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animator
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S tier thread for sure
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sexyjulian
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
3 years ago
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Casey
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Point to the places on the doll where the bad man hurt you
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D-Flop
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This is not living like Larry
3 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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this is why i come on here
3 years ago
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Farmville420
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I love how I’m just browsing this thread laughing at NS member walking crab around yard and out of nowhere there’s just Islamic skierman lmfao
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