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How many giraffes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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backyardcracker
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Insert your answers below
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Abomber22
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Be more specific what watt bulb?
backyardcrackerInsert your answers below
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iFlip
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Male or female giraffes? Big difference, obviously.
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22Be more specific what watt bulb?


Philips 75 watt bulb, let's hear it
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backyardcracker
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iFlipMale or female giraffes? Big difference, obviously.


i should have specified, we're talking female giraffe here
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ReturnToMonkey
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Did they grow up on the savannah or in a zoo?
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backyardcracker
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ReturnToMonkeyDid they grow up on the savannah or in a zoo?


these are the savannah type
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arnie_grape
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HOW HIGH IS THE LIGHT
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backyardcracker
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arnie_grapeHOW HIGH IS THE LIGHT


APPROX 24.36 FEET OFF THE GROUND
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BrandoComando
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backyardcrackerPhilips 75 watt bulb, let's hear it


A19 or A21 bulb housing? E26 Base type?

What level of higher education have the giraffes achieved? Giraffes with Bachelor of Sciences in Electrical Engineering might be slower than a herd with PhDs in Architectural Sciences with Concentrations in Lighting Design
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backyardcracker
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BrandoComandoA19 or A21 bulb housing? E26 Base type?

What level of higher education have the giraffes achieved? Giraffes with Bachelor of Sciences in Electrical Engineering might be slower than a herd with PhDs in Architectural Sciences with Concentrations in Lighting Design


A19 housing, E26 is correct.

All 8 of the giraffes subject to this experiment have received their bachelors in lighting design, achieved at Boston University (Boston, MA)

This is about as far as my education leads me, above this, i'm afraid I can't be of any help.
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iFlip
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backyardcrackeri should have specified, we're talking female giraffe here


Ah, so it's a trick question.
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BrandoComando
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What species of Giraffe? Northern, Reticulated, Masai, or Southern?
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ADtheHoodlum
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Definitely less than a million, has to be.
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Abomber22
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Florescent, incandescent, grow, or blacklight?
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.frenchy
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are they baby giraffes or adults?
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piss.boy
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How deep is the floor
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CantThinkOfaName
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I don't know about the giraffes but it takes me about 36 seconds and thats with ladder assembly
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backyardcracker
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BrandoComandoWhat species of Giraffe? Northern, Reticulated, Masai, or Southern?


southern for sure, is the species identification helpful?
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22Florescent, incandescent, grow, or blacklight?


your classic incandescent bulb, i think the giraffes like these best
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backyardcracker
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.frenchyare they baby giraffes or adults?


middle aged, my guess is about 23 human years on average… i could be entirely wrong though
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backyardcracker
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Piss_BoyHow deep is the floor


toasting a train requires magazines
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backyardcracker
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CantThinkOfaNameI don't know about the giraffes but it takes me about 36 seconds and thats with ladder assembly

takes me 32 seconds, loser.
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CantThinkOfaName
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thats what your dad said last night
backyardcrackertakes me 32 seconds, loser.
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IHatePedophiles
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Only 1 ihatepedophiles
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CantThinkOfaName
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but how many pedophiles?
IHatePedophilesOnly 1 ihatepedophiles
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Abomber22
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fuc.... going good until this...
CantThinkOfaNamebut how many pedophiles?
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MichiganCatFart
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Do the giraffes have tools to work with or are they just free hooveing it?
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Abomber22
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they Union or scabs?
MichiganCatFartDo the giraffes have tools to work with or are they just free hooveing it?
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backyardcracker
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MichiganCatFartDo the giraffes have tools to work with or are they just free hooveing it?


free hooveing, got my giraffes off the street
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22they Union or scabs?


Union for sureee
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asparagus
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How much are they getting paid? And is it hourly or a one-time payment?
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backyardcracker
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asparagusHow much are they getting paid? And is it hourly or a one-time payment?


hourly, they're paid pretty well too...
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Abomber22
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I've come up with 2.5 giraffes. As there are no half giraffes to my knowledge, I'll have to conclude with a total of 3.
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22I've come up with 2.5 giraffes. As there are no half giraffes to my knowledge, I'll have to conclude with a total of 3.


i can make this work, i actually just started breeding half giraffes
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Am i living in the giraffes walls?
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iced
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are the giraffes allowed to use a ladder
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CantThinkOfaName
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shut up nft denier
icedare the giraffes allowed to use a ladder
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iced
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CantThinkOfaNameshut up nft denier


shouldn't you be fucking yourself?

I know im not the only one whos told you to
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HypeBeast
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Abomber22I've come up with 2.5 giraffes. As there are no half giraffes to my knowledge, I'll have to conclude with a total of 3.


FALSE! Cut the giraffe in half while the others stand on top of him for added height. 2.5 is feasible
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