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How many giraffes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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backyardcracker
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Insert your answers below
Mar 1 2022 8:14AM
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Abomber22
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Be more specific what watt bulb?
backyardcrackerInsert your answers below
Mar 1 2022 9:08AM
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iFlip
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Male or female giraffes? Big difference, obviously.
Mar 1 2022 9:11AM
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22Be more specific what watt bulb?


Philips 75 watt bulb, let's hear it
Mar 1 2022 10:15AM
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backyardcracker
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iFlipMale or female giraffes? Big difference, obviously.


i should have specified, we're talking female giraffe here
Mar 1 2022 10:16AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Did they grow up on the savannah or in a zoo?
Mar 1 2022 10:31AM
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backyardcracker
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ReturnToMonkeyDid they grow up on the savannah or in a zoo?


these are the savannah type
Mar 1 2022 10:59AM
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arnie_grape
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HOW HIGH IS THE LIGHT
Mar 1 2022 11:00AM
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backyardcracker
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arnie_grapeHOW HIGH IS THE LIGHT


APPROX 24.36 FEET OFF THE GROUND
Mar 1 2022 11:03AM
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BrandoComando
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backyardcrackerPhilips 75 watt bulb, let's hear it


A19 or A21 bulb housing? E26 Base type?

What level of higher education have the giraffes achieved? Giraffes with Bachelor of Sciences in Electrical Engineering might be slower than a herd with PhDs in Architectural Sciences with Concentrations in Lighting Design
Mar 1 2022 11:08AM
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backyardcracker
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BrandoComandoA19 or A21 bulb housing? E26 Base type?

What level of higher education have the giraffes achieved? Giraffes with Bachelor of Sciences in Electrical Engineering might be slower than a herd with PhDs in Architectural Sciences with Concentrations in Lighting Design


A19 housing, E26 is correct.

All 8 of the giraffes subject to this experiment have received their bachelors in lighting design, achieved at Boston University (Boston, MA)

This is about as far as my education leads me, above this, i'm afraid I can't be of any help.
Mar 1 2022 11:45AM
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iFlip
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backyardcrackeri should have specified, we're talking female giraffe here


Ah, so it's a trick question.
Mar 1 2022 11:52AM
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BrandoComando
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What species of Giraffe? Northern, Reticulated, Masai, or Southern?
Mar 1 2022 12:30PM
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ADtheHoodlum
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Definitely less than a million, has to be.
Mar 1 2022 12:35PM
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Abomber22
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Florescent, incandescent, grow, or blacklight?
Mar 1 2022 12:37PM
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.frenchy
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are they baby giraffes or adults?
Mar 1 2022 12:37PM
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piss_boy
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How deep is the floor
Mar 1 2022 12:55PM
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CantThinkOfaName
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I don't know about the giraffes but it takes me about 36 seconds and thats with ladder assembly
Mar 1 2022 2:26PM
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backyardcracker
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BrandoComandoWhat species of Giraffe? Northern, Reticulated, Masai, or Southern?


southern for sure, is the species identification helpful?
Mar 1 2022 2:37PM
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22Florescent, incandescent, grow, or blacklight?


your classic incandescent bulb, i think the giraffes like these best
Mar 1 2022 2:38PM
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backyardcracker
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.frenchyare they baby giraffes or adults?


middle aged, my guess is about 23 human years on average… i could be entirely wrong though
Mar 1 2022 2:39PM
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backyardcracker
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Piss_BoyHow deep is the floor


toasting a train requires magazines
Mar 1 2022 2:40PM
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backyardcracker
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CantThinkOfaNameI don't know about the giraffes but it takes me about 36 seconds and thats with ladder assembly

takes me 32 seconds, loser.
Mar 1 2022 2:40PM
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CantThinkOfaName
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thats what your dad said last night
backyardcrackertakes me 32 seconds, loser.
Mar 1 2022 3:02PM
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IHatePedophiles
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Only 1 ihatepedophiles
Mar 1 2022 3:03PM
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CantThinkOfaName
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but how many pedophiles?
IHatePedophilesOnly 1 ihatepedophiles
Mar 1 2022 4:59PM
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Abomber22
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fuc.... going good until this...
CantThinkOfaNamebut how many pedophiles?
Mar 1 2022 6:57PM
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MichiganCatFart
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Do the giraffes have tools to work with or are they just free hooveing it?
Mar 1 2022 7:10PM
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Abomber22
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they Union or scabs?
MichiganCatFartDo the giraffes have tools to work with or are they just free hooveing it?
Mar 1 2022 7:36PM
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backyardcracker
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MichiganCatFartDo the giraffes have tools to work with or are they just free hooveing it?


free hooveing, got my giraffes off the street
Mar 2 2022 10:07AM
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22they Union or scabs?


Union for sureee
Mar 2 2022 10:07AM
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asparagus
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How much are they getting paid? And is it hourly or a one-time payment?
Mar 2 2022 3:38PM
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backyardcracker
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asparagusHow much are they getting paid? And is it hourly or a one-time payment?


hourly, they're paid pretty well too...
Mar 2 2022 4:03PM
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Abomber22
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I've come up with 2.5 giraffes. As there are no half giraffes to my knowledge, I'll have to conclude with a total of 3.
Mar 2 2022 7:37PM
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backyardcracker
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Abomber22I've come up with 2.5 giraffes. As there are no half giraffes to my knowledge, I'll have to conclude with a total of 3.


i can make this work, i actually just started breeding half giraffes
Mar 7 2022 8:14AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Am i living in the giraffes walls?
Mar 7 2022 10:01AM
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iced
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are the giraffes allowed to use a ladder
Mar 8 2022 10:56PM
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CantThinkOfaName
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shut up nft denier
icedare the giraffes allowed to use a ladder
Mar 8 2022 10:58PM
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iced
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CantThinkOfaNameshut up nft denier


shouldn't you be fucking yourself?

I know im not the only one whos told you to
Mar 8 2022 11:41PM
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Turd__Authority
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Abomber22I've come up with 2.5 giraffes. As there are no half giraffes to my knowledge, I'll have to conclude with a total of 3.


FALSE! Cut the giraffe in half while the others stand on top of him for added height. 2.5 is feasible
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