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Fixing the olympics

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dognutsdogfart
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everyone knows the olympics are lame now and no one cares about them, so i purpose a solution.

mandatory doping
3 years ago
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Mixy
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mandatory zero spins
3 years ago
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eheath
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Just like lil wayne said "If i were president, I would let MLB players take steroids, I love home runs"
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CatdickBojangles
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I mean Russia already dopes their athletes
3 years ago
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0sum
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The UCI strategy. You're only doping if you get caught
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elcheapo
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Disappointed, thought this was about the other fixing
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dognutsdogfart
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hey im down for that to
ShingangbangDisappointed, thought this was about the other fixing
3 years ago
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PsychicMigration
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Did anyone watch men’s short track 500m where the China man got gold of a “illegal pass” there was no contact at all and then in the semis he won because apparently the Italian guy leaned in to much and basically cleanly beat him. Talk about just clearly stealing an event because you need more golds for your country.
3 years ago
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SmokedGouda
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All ski events should now involve pvp ski pole sword fighting with a mix of slalom and freestyle in the same event. Time for AHall to carve and Mikaela to cork!
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jompcock
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DummyBearsDid anyone watch men’s short track 500m where the China man got gold of a “illegal pass” there was no contact at all and then in the semis he won because apparently the Italian guy leaned in to much and basically cleanly beat him. Talk about just clearly stealing an event because you need more golds for your country.


Didn't Russia play some sketchy shit in 2014 with skeleton or something? I remember part of a run disappearing from footage and suddenly a time that was faster than the pace he'd been setting.
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PsychicMigration
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jompcockDidn't Russia play some sketchy shit in 2014 with skeleton or something? I remember part of a run disappearing from footage and suddenly a time that was faster than the pace he'd been setting.


I don’t remember it but I wouldn’t doubt it honestly.
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