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Farting on the airplane

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abcdefu
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if you have a 12 hour flight and gotta rip ass but are trapped third row in the window seat is it acceptable to fart?

for one, you get gassier in the air because air pressure is lower and gas expands as air thins- so odds are there's a lot of people on the flight who need to fart but are trying to hold it in and be courteous.

for two, its not healthy to hold a fart in for 12 hours, who wants to feel bloated and constipated when they land for their vacation because they were holding their farts in?

So I ask you, is it okay to fart on the airplane? should we just put our differences aside and let our fellow cabin members let them loose in peace?

**This thread was edited on Feb 9th 2022 at 10:19:24am

**This thread was edited on Feb 9th 2022 at 10:21:13am
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Feb 9 2022 10:17AM
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VTshredder69
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This thread brought to you by Milfhunter
Feb 9 2022 10:19AM
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Deez_Mcskis
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Inb4 dogfart comments
Feb 9 2022 10:21AM
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VTshredder69
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with masks required on planes I for one believe farting is OK.
Feb 9 2022 10:39AM
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ajbski
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planes are so well vetilated. sometimes i dont even smell my own farts let alone someone elses
Feb 9 2022 11:04AM
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abcdefu
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ajbskiplanes are so well vetilated. sometimes i dont even smell my own farts let alone someone elses


okay so we're farting :D
Feb 9 2022 11:10AM
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ajbski
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yea just dont shit yourself
Feb 9 2022 11:31AM
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abcdefu
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ajbskiyea just dont shit yourself


well... I don't normally shit myself so
Feb 9 2022 11:33AM
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VTshredder69
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700billionwell... I don't normally shit myself so


but sharts surely are the worst. One time driving to work I sharted myself in traffic and pulled off into a rest stop took my dress pants and underwear off, threw the underwear into the garbage put my pants back on and worked all day commando.
Feb 9 2022 11:39AM
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CowboySkibop
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ALWAYS fart. no matter the situation, no matter the context, let that shit rip (literally)

holding in ur farts is bad for the soul
Feb 9 2022 11:58AM
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abcdefu
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CrunnchyPissFartALWAYS fart. no matter the situation, no matter the context, let that shit rip (literally)

holding in ur farts is bad for the soul


agreed. I wish the people who voted no would oust themselves so that we can ridicule them for their toxic beliefs
Feb 9 2022 12:16PM
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Turd__Authority
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The way the airflow works you're only gonna gas out your own row for the most part. Let er rip. No body will know who it is. It's also loud as fuck on an airplane too smells aside.
Feb 9 2022 1:55PM
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yungona
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I fly first class
Feb 9 2022 1:58PM
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VTshredder69
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yungonaI fly first class


I can tell by your classy posts you only fly first class
Feb 9 2022 2:06PM
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SuspiciousFish
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DO NOT HOLD IN FARTS ON AN AIRPLANE!

Seriously it causes some pretty messed up health issues. I had a work trip with a buddy and we ate mexican food and he tried to hold in his farts on a 4 hour flight and ended up passing out during landing and they had to bring in medical personal onto the plane to revive him at the gate. He was talking to the guys afterward and they said it was actually a pretty common call they get from people that hold in farts too long.
Feb 9 2022 3:46PM
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Gulo_gulo
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Anytime you get on a plane you accept that the people sitting around you are the ones you might die with in a crash. They could be the last people you see in your life. Given the companionship that potential shared-death experiences brings, farting very ok.
Feb 9 2022 3:56PM
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VTshredder69
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SuspiciousFishDO NOT HOLD IN FARTS ON AN AIRPLANE!

Seriously it causes some pretty messed up health issues. I had a work trip with a buddy and we ate mexican food and he tried to hold in his farts on a 4 hour flight and ended up passing out during landing and they had to bring in medical personal onto the plane to revive him at the gate. He was talking to the guys afterward and they said it was actually a pretty common call they get from people that hold in farts too long.


lol mexican food before a four hour airplane ride?!
Feb 9 2022 4:12PM
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CowboySkibop
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VTshredder69lol mexican food before a four hour airplane ride?!


YES MAXIMUM FART
Feb 9 2022 4:14PM
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abcdefu
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Gulo_guloAnytime you get on a plane you accept that the people sitting around you are the ones you might die with in a crash. They could be the last people you see in your life. Given the companionship that potential shared-death experiences brings, farting very ok.

Okay so farting will be good bonding then. Understood
Feb 9 2022 8:49PM
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sexyjulian
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Hahaa wtf? just stand up and go to the bathroom to let one rip. did u not even consider that?
Feb 10 2022 1:44PM
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abcdefu
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sexyjulianHahaa wtf? just stand up and go to the bathroom to let one rip. did u not even consider that?


yeah I did. and that's why I said for this scenario you are trapped in the window seat next to two sleeping people so getting up and walking to the bathroom is not an option. please sir, please read the poll question. it is important that the scenario is as such because I have been in this predicament. please sir. understand this.
Feb 10 2022 1:47PM
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sexyjulian
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700billionyeah I did. and that's why I said for this scenario you are trapped in the window seat next to two sleeping people so getting up and walking to the bathroom is not an option. please sir, please read the poll question. it is important that the scenario is as such because I have been in this predicament. please sir. understand this.


hello goodmorning sirs, I did not read whole post sir. in that case I’d just fart 💨 🥴
Feb 10 2022 1:49PM
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abcdefu
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sexyjulianhello goodmorning sirs, I did not read whole post sir. in that case I’d just fart 💨 🥴


thank you for your advice sexy Julian. id love to be there in your presence when you fart 🤤🤤
Feb 10 2022 1:53PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Feb 10 2022 1:54PM
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abcdefu
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Biffbarf

im wondering, when ppl shart don't they full well know they're risking it? like ive had to fart but I know I can't and gotta make it to a toilet instead otherwise its not just gonna be a fart. so like, I think the average Joe gotta hold themselves accountable for sharting. I get that some people can't control it so they get the pass; namely old ppl and babies.
Feb 10 2022 2:01PM
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ASSholebomber22
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700billionim wondering, when ppl shart don't they full well know they're risking it? like ive had to fart but I know I can't and gotta make it to a toilet instead otherwise its not just gonna be a fart. so like, I think the average Joe gotta hold themselves accountable for sharting. I get that some people can't control it so they get the pass; namely old ppl and babies.


I think you're right in general but the last time i shidded my pants trusting a fart a lot of alcohol was involved
Feb 10 2022 2:11PM
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elcheapo
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It's double damage for the neighbors cause the first sniff get stuck in their mask and gets recycled.
Feb 12 2022 4:05AM
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PeppermillReno
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I think you have to be honorable and fart loudly when on a plane. Letting one slip quietly is too dishonest.
Feb 12 2022 7:04PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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PeppermillRenoI think you have to be honorable and fart loudly when on a plane. Letting one slip quietly is too dishonest.


Can anyone fart that loudly? Maybe you could feel it thru the seats but no way you hear it
Feb 12 2022 8:46PM
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PeppermillReno
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ReturnToMonkeyCan anyone fart that loudly? Maybe you could feel it thru the seats but no way you hear it


I mean you can hear it if your in the same row or aisle and know its coming.

Most people have enough control over their anus to control how loud their farts are.

Loud farts tend to not smell as bad too.
Feb 12 2022 9:24PM
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abcdefu
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ReturnToMonkeyCan anyone fart that loudly? Maybe you could feel it thru the seats but no way you hear it

Haha i can definitely fart comically loud and long sometimes....
Feb 12 2022 10:18PM
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abcdefu
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PeppermillRenoI mean you can hear it if your in the same row or aisle and know its coming.

Most people have enough control over their anus to control how loud their farts are.

Loud farts tend to not smell as bad too.

But sometimes there are those farts that are gonna be loud no matter how hard you try to keep quiet
Feb 12 2022 10:19PM
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MiIfHunter
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BIG FART ENERGY
Feb 13 2022 3:06PM
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GrapeHunter
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got a 14 hour flight tomorrow and really needed to hear this 👍🏼
Nov 17 2022 4:38AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Let them fly. If it smells, just try not to laugh. You can feign ignorance and let the other 2 blame each other
GrapeHuntergot a 14 hour flight tomorrow and really needed to hear this 👍🏼
Nov 17 2022 8:00AM
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GrapeHunter
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BradFiAusNzCoCaLet them fly. If it smells, just try not to laugh. You can feign ignorance and let the other 2 blame each other


i did just that, now im farting big time in Dallas !!!!!
Nov 19 2022 12:23PM
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