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I like to be the annoying one in the relationship

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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 29,098
i got it all figured out. i’ve noticed some girls are just unintentionally annoying and are just no fun to be around because of their personality. like patrick mahomes girlfriend types. but when i’m the annoying one, it’s because i’m just a funny guy and i’m clearly joking. idk thoughts?
3 years ago
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deadhead420
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 18,484
And then when you make a joke and they get offended or annoyed, tell her to not be so sensitive. Works every time
3 years ago
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8086 - Karma: 64,405
mrk127And then when you make a joke and they get offended or annoyed, tell her to not be so sensitive. Works every time


Then u get a lecture on ethics from a Instagram activist
3 years ago
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
I've found that whenever my wife says "it's fine do what you want you always do anyway" it is absolutely unequivocally a free pass to go shredding but she still ends up getting pissed at me in the end what am I not seeing here
3 years ago
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twinkle_toes
Posts: 815 - Karma: 9,725
This is why I prefer skiing with the boys lol
3 years ago
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,799
Whenever I go home I just want my wife to look me in the eyes as if she loves me again. Now it is a brief uncomfortable stare followed by a swift turn of her head. Why does she hate me so much?
3 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,778
yungonaWhenever I go home I just want my wife to look me in the eyes as if she loves me again. Now it is a brief uncomfortable stare followed by a swift turn of her head. Why does she hate me so much?


probably because she caught you fingering your butthole
3 years ago
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Deez_Mcskis
Posts: 383 - Karma: 3,791
gilbert_grapeprobably because she caught you fingering your butthole


Ur supposed to pee in her butt gawddamn it
3 years ago
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