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Reserved parking is core

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SRNS
Posts: 39 - Karma: 671


I stood in the parking space and a cig suddenly materialized in my hand, my brand new jacket transformed into a 10 year old thrift jacket, and I immediately felt compelled to abuse picnic tables
Jan 31 2022 7:31PM
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apc.fr
Posts: 287 - Karma: 864
Crystal skiers jimmies are rustled AF right now.
Feb 1 2022 12:14AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50774 - Karma: 152,730
Get a parking ticket, show up in court with all your sick gear and your full tilts and try to convince the judge that you are in fact core.
Feb 1 2022 12:39AM
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weatcoast
Posts: 5426 - Karma: 58,552
:(
Feb 1 2022 12:57AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1521 - Karma: 13,872
theabortionatorGet a parking ticket, show up in court with all your sick gear and your full tilts and try to convince the judge that you are in fact core.


Shit you right, just show the judge this thread. OP is innocent
Feb 1 2022 3:52AM
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ZappaStache
Posts: 79 - Karma: 1,181
Parking a 20 year old Subaru in an EV spot is core
Feb 1 2022 11:06AM
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Logi
Posts: 383 - Karma: 3,814
@Jems
Feb 1 2022 11:41AM
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Jems
Posts: 6398 - Karma: 77,732
Logi@Jems

you’re not allowed to tag me
Feb 1 2022 12:29PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12274 - Karma: 111,378
No one on NS parking today then
Feb 1 2022 12:30PM
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Logi
Posts: 383 - Karma: 3,814
Jemsyou’re not allowed to tag me


Tag.






you’re it
Feb 1 2022 12:42PM
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sexyjulian
Posts: 872 - Karma: 11,173
bro most people don’t know the hack..

buy a Tesla and you can usually park and charge right in front of the lodge. simple trick that big skiing doesn’t want u 2 know
Feb 1 2022 5:41PM
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CoolChillGuy420
Posts: 35265 - Karma: 95,054
is it core if you booked parking reservations at snowbird last season and only showed up at noon-1pm most days? asking for a friend.
Feb 1 2022 6:09PM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2787 - Karma: 1,739
is cybertruck core?
Feb 1 2022 7:35PM
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